I have made a frozen yogurt popsicle. Life is good. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ?
Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do u think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options..... Either I should give him a burger of a kiss.
Husband: I am sure u must have gegeven him a burger.
Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ?!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don't need no money (u worth meer dan diamond meer dan gold)
As long as I keep dancing (free up urself get outa control) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Attention please: Today is March 06, 2017 03 + 06 + 17 = 26 Its the 21st century: 21 x 26 = 546 Now we add the two Numbers: 546 + 2017 = 2563 As u can see this number has no meaning at all. Thanks for your attention. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm planning to do something on April 1st, but I just couldn't wait any longer! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Iros identifies as female. Don't be such a bigot, trucks have rights.
#ThingsIGotToSayToday geplaatst een jaar geleden

The other dag i saw two blind people fighting, I shouted "i'm supporting the one with the knife" ...You must have seen how fast they both ran away. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Before making any promise to a girl, Masturbate twice!!I It may actually change your decision geplaatst een jaar geleden

Would u love a Monsterman? Could u understand, the Beauty of the Beast? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just saw my reflection blinked. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Thanks for messaging us. We try to be as responsive as possible. We will get back to u soon. Send nudes. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I think I know why I like relating myself and other people I care about to fictional characters. It's like whenever I see the characters that cause these realizations to come up. It just reminds me of how awesome the people I care about are. There's also profiling and understanding people but I gotta say I do it for the other reason just as well. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yesterday I gave up my zitplaats, stoel on the bus for a blind person. Today, I lost my job as a bus driver...... This world is too cruel for the kind hearted. geplaatst een jaar geleden

1. I got a dig bick
2. u that read wrong
3. u read that wrong too
4. u checked
5. u smiled
7. u are wondering why you're still this reading this bs
8. u saw that mistake... right? (On 7)
10. But did u see that I skipped 6?
10. u checked
11. And saw u that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I zei saw you, not u saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. u got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time geplaatst een jaar geleden

I hate it when girls on Fanpop ask me to be their boyfriend. One reason is because I don't want an online relationship in the first place. And the seconde reason is because I have to go through the awkwardness of rejecting them and telling them that I'm gay. Yesterday I had to do it for the seconde time this week. >~<' geplaatst een jaar geleden

A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The volgende dag their driver died of poisoning. geplaatst een jaar geleden

A rapist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom... The husband zei to the wife "satisfy him of he will kill us, be strong. I love you" Wife zei "he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I love u too......!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

anime is life (´ ε ` )♡
(´ ε ` )♡Life is anime geplaatst een jaar geleden

Any Gravity Falls fan? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I find group therapy to be meer comforting and effective than one on one counseling. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.
//shot geplaatst een jaar geleden

Should we meld Wolfx3? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I actually enjoy tofu and that makes me feel insecure in my masculinity. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Today I made the WONDERFUL life desicion of watching the muziek video for SING door My Chemical Romance!

I haven't cried this much since Shelter....kill me please. geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's good to be adventurous, but don't be too adventurous with new foods. u might just end up with and have a bowl of rijst noodles with tofu, chicken, octopus, corn, broccoli, and a MOUNTAIN of rosemary, other herbs, and random seasonings and spices....Don't be adventurous like me. geplaatst een jaar geleden

No one told me life was gonna be this way geplaatst een jaar geleden

Patrick when he found out gary only wanted him for the cookie in his pocket geplaatst een jaar geleden

Idk but when I play as certain characters in some video games. I give no fucks at all. 1v5 Okay. 1v5 with turrets with dangerous hazard Okay. I am pretty much yippee ki yay mother fucker all over people man. I am worse at nighttime but goddamn it is SOOOOO liberating nott o give a fuck. It's therapeutic. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Taking shots of citroen concentrated Bleach and Windex who's with me? geplaatst een jaar geleden

A series of unfortunate events geplaatst een jaar geleden

Eating a whole box of mac n cheese geplaatst een jaar geleden

OMG! My mom just told me that on 2/28/17 i have to get my top, boven braces! I thought i would get them past March, but i was W R O N G! Idk how it is like to have braces, but from what my friend told me, she zei it will hurt like a toothace, but throughout my whole mouth. I now dont know if im exsited to get them of not. geplaatst een jaar geleden

GUESS WHOS BIRTHDAY IT IS TODAY!!!!!!!

mine. it's mine. ^v^ geplaatst een jaar geleden

A misunderstood potato geplaatst een jaar geleden

Eating everything in my house and watching netflix geplaatst een jaar geleden

A new B here geplaatst een jaar geleden

can i just curl up into a ball and sleep forever? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I stopped using my social media accounts all of the sudden as soon as my dad added me, then started monitoring me.. Coincidence? Sure!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don't particularly know why, maybe because I was in a pensive mood, but while I was showering I had the sudden urge to self-improve my person. I want to develop meer healthier habits, and start exercising regularly. I want to better express my emotions, and not really become meer social, but improve my social skills of at least better understand people. Some of things I want to do I can't until I'm older and have a car and permit, but in the future I want to work a part time job- geplaatst een jaar geleden

It was over 70 degrees Fahrenheit yesterday and now it's snowing today. Come on Ohio make up your mind. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Semester starts tomorrow - if I was a good student, I'd block fanpop for a few months, the fantastic time-wasting and procrastination-enabling mechanism that it is. Not gonna happen though. What even is fanpop if it's not for wasting time and avoiding responsibilities? geplaatst een jaar geleden

RainSoul's rankings of their least-to-most favoriete Kuroko no Basket Openings!~
Link: link geplaatst een jaar geleden

u thought I was just some random fanpop user, but it was me, DIO! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hope this place is still alive... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Servamp! Can u hear me? =0 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Even if it makes me blind I just wanna see the light~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sometimes I wish I could live inside someone else's imagination and study what they think about. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Can someone *cough* donate me $33.67? I-It's an emergency I swear!
...okay fine I just want clothes. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just discovered what I sound like with helium. I cracked myself up. I have a naturally deep voice, (not deep enough to pass for a man), and I sound like a bas, bass chipmunk of something. geplaatst een jaar geleden

hello humans
i am back after many years off
is anyone interested enough to tell me what changed in here i can see new things and stuff geplaatst een jaar geleden

Is my love letter about Nu-13 disturbing?
link geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy Valentine's dag everyone! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just wanna dance~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Happy Valentine's day" geplaatst een jaar geleden

"a comment was made to the answer: " .....Maybe Fanpop should provide the link under the word "comment" instead of the answer, because it's stupid seeing an update for a response under an "empty" answer that u can't click on. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm Batman!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

It would be awesome if the entire world had one big party. geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's too cold I want it to be Summer! geplaatst een jaar geleden

From now on, I'm using German umlauts for emoting and nobody can stop me ü geplaatst een jaar geleden

AH! It's storming! geplaatst een jaar geleden

5 years. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I swear to god people do not understand the concept of debating. Debating does not equal an argument. Debating is a discussion and a generally respectful discussion. Phrases like "I know what I am talking about" have no place. If we're arguing. Okay whatever it's an argument it isn't supposed to be nice. But if u enter a debate with me and use such a phrase and/or u do not respect other people's opinions if they never attacked u verbally. I do not have respect for you. geplaatst een jaar geleden

The reason for camping is to feel crappy so u feel better when u go home. geplaatst een jaar geleden

World: Grow up and be an adult!
Me: *sits in Hello Kitty PJs on a bed overflowing with stuffed animals, playing Animal Crossing* No thanks. geplaatst een jaar geleden

You're the best! Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep u down !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Is anyone else having problems changing things on their profile? Cuz I wanna change my motto and location so I can toon how obsessed I can be over Mephisto but it's not letting me-

Other than that, hope everyone is doing good and not contemplating their own existence every night like I am. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I stumbled upon a group of artikels that perfectly illustrates my point of view on how mental health is considered/treated today, and how we should approach it to help better understand the human condition and to just help the world is general be in less pain. I'm taking the time to share theses with the world because I think the world should be better educated when it comes to our brains and emotion and on how to deal with them properly. I'm happy that the auteur who wrote these exists. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Why do I have so many girl icons? I can't stoooop. Halp. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I spent the whole week coming up with a plan on how to sneak a text to my friend to wish her a happy birthday because it's her birthday today. But my plan relied entirely on my dad letting me use my phone to text my mom some links, which he refused to do. So now I feel like a piece of crap because I wasn't able to say happy birthday to her and it'll seem like I forgot. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don’t exactly hate u but, if u were on brand and I had water, I’d drink it. geplaatst een jaar geleden

sadhjjjjjjjjjjjjhhhhhhijtgedaaatbtttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbaaaaa geplaatst een jaar geleden

"There is no such thing as luck in this world. Rules, prerequisites, psychological states... There are any number of invisible factors that combine to produce an unpredictable, but inevitable result. The winner of each game is decided before it even begins. Chance is never a factor." geplaatst een jaar geleden

"What if that fruit you've worked so hard to nurture gets pulled off the branch the volgende morning? You'll regret that u didn't choose to harvest it the vorige dag instead of complaining. That regret really hurts. It'll make u crawl through hell." geplaatst een jaar geleden

"In this world, there is no truth. The truth is made later on and overwrites what comes before it. Real truth doesn’t exist anywhere. " geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yesterday I took a kwis I was unable to study for because I was sick the 2 days my teacher decided to give 70% of the information on the kwis to the class. Okay, so she helped help me catch up when I got back, right?
Nope. She never once approached me about it, didn't even give me any of the reading. And there was no point in asking her myself, she would have told me to ask another classmate first (I did, they refused to help.)
I was so clueless, one of my antwoorden was Dumbledors Army. geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's my birthday today. I hope everyone has a good night,morning,afternoon. ^^ geplaatst een jaar geleden

RIP
Club pinguïn
2005-2017 geplaatst een jaar geleden

i don't know why im coming back, but i really miss yall. i was one of the old user on fanpop. geplaatst een jaar geleden

sapnu puas

Yes/No geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just noticed that the word, bed, in lower case letters looks like a bed. geplaatst een jaar geleden

.........WHAT IS THIS FEELING TAKIN' OVER?! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I dont get why everyone is shouting and screaming things like "RASCISM" and "XENOPHOBIC" and "MISOGYNOISTIC" and "ISLAMOPHOBIC" and all as if Trump's Presidency marked a downfall in the quality of life and rights of minorities.

I mean come on, his presidency gave us our first oranje President; thats a huge step u know. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Some people say I have a whiny voice....and they're accurate. geplaatst een jaar geleden

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Lol my account got deleted. That shits hilarious. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I made this BlazBlue related vraag less than a maand geleden and nobody got it right so far.

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

hi people! How ya all doing? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Now that I have a video camera I'm one step closer to being a youtube celebrity. :I Because that's totally going to happen. geplaatst een jaar geleden

19 dead due to tornado, yet all I see on my facebook feed is "Trump" and "pussy hat"

Welp. Off to go watch Black Lagoon. At least that's something cheery and not entirely ridiculous. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Art is science and muziek is math~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

So they're finally here, performing for you
If u know the words, u can kom bij in too
Put your hands together, if u want to clap
As we take u through this monkey rap geplaatst een jaar geleden

Dooood, Kamina is kind of hot, where can I get one of my own? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Is your favoriete Disney Movie one of the Disney Princess Movies? of is it Robin Hood? Peter Pan? Moana? Maybe Bambi? Come vote for YOUR favoriete Disney Movie here:

link

I'm trying to get as many Fanpoppers to vote in my poll, so if u haven't already, please cast your vote geplaatst een jaar geleden

Small Saturday Titbit: Until about jaar 10, I didn't know "lbs" was an abbreviation for pounds and always read it in my head as "ibbles" (rhymes with 'scribbles'). To this day, I still read all commentaren on here talking about weight as "ibbles", unfailingly. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Let's all love 8 geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's 11:58 and I already miss Obama. geplaatst een jaar geleden

*sounds of forks scraping against plates and chewing emits the air around the dining room table*
Dad: So what did u do at school today? *chews biefstuk blissfully*
*Mom shifts her eyes towards me, but Sister remains focused on her meal*
Me: u know the usual. Just was forced to watch the execution of two small children and many other innocent Jews being killed door hydrogen cyanide poisoning in a closed-off dark gas chamber haai naked. The usual.
*Everyone stops eating and stares at me* geplaatst een jaar geleden

This is the only time im gonna say a swear word:

My computer is a B****.

It shuts down sometimes when im trying to do something. grrr. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one olifant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing !"

link geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm so confused. Others said, "If u don't have problems, you're not normal." But the same with having a problem. geplaatst een jaar geleden