Brother 1: Oh look. spiced rum. 40% alcohol. $20.

Brother 2: hallo look at this vodka. 45% alcohol, $25

Wantadog: I like this one.

Brother 3: *reads* braambes, blackberry wine, 6% alcohol, $3.50 geplaatst een jaar geleden

When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary
When troubles come and my hart-, hart burdened be
Then, I am still and wait here in the silence
Until u come and sit awhile and with me

u raise me up, so I can stand on mountains
u raise me up, to walk on stormy seas
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders
u raise me up, to meer than I can be geplaatst een jaar geleden

Life is random. Random is life. geplaatst een jaar geleden

On a wet, rainy dag a chicken crossed the road.

On a warm, sunny dag a goat crossed two roads.

On a vivid, cloudy dag a horse crossed the highway.

The volgende day, a man crossed three roads and a highway. 'Man, what the heck is with all this roadkill?' geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just drank the last bottle of Pepsi. Sorry, not sorry. geplaatst een jaar geleden

That moment when u cant accept that an anime is over when its over. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I may not be on Fanpop starting Sunday and ending Tuesday. I have received the unfortunate news that my grandfather has passed away, so I need to take a trip to New York to attend his funeral. Please send your prayers. geplaatst een jaar geleden

20 minuten later and Bp is still procrastinating bedtime and posting random shit to Riku's club and the Random club.

Hey, I have a life, I just choose to make it look like I don't. geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Still waiting for activity*

*Did internet banking*

*Minimal activity*

*Played game of Dota and had tea*

*Little to no activity*

*Tried to get my NANA episode working on Animefreak.TV*

*No activity*

*Watched videos on Youtube*

*Still no activity*

Sheesh, guys, I'm bored. Where y'all at? geplaatst een jaar geleden

My rocks are better than your rocks. geplaatst een jaar geleden

if i used proper grammar would u guys even recongize me lol geplaatst een jaar geleden

This just in.

Voted on with unanimous approval.

Pink.....is pink. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'M GETTING REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS FREGGIN PEN SOMEONE HELP PLEASE I'M DYING I NEED IT HELP SOMEONE GET ME LIKE 40 BUCKS PLEASE I NEED IT UUUUUUGGGGH IT'S SO COOL
...whyamibrokeineedajob.... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Someone take me to the hospital. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I could have sworn my car had a fender. I could have sworn my car's kap wasn't bent like that. I really could have sworn these headlights were in one piece...... geplaatst een jaar geleden

How exactly does one bring themself to sell their books? The idea of parting ways with a book sounds sacrilegious to me. geplaatst een jaar geleden

u KNOW, WHEN PEOPLE DIE OF BLOOD LOSS, THAT MEANS THEY DIE !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Anyone wanna kom bij ANTI-ROCK PROJECT geplaatst een jaar geleden

*donates rocks to the Zanhar Project* geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sometimes I think oh yes
I'd verplaats to where all the shooting stars are gone
With all of our wishes
How could they bare oh no
To carry around the stupid human hopes
So I'm going to help I will
Give a key to lock the door
To the secret paradise
There are so many queuing up
And I won't let them in
Look at them
They are cheeky
They are never worthy
to be saved
Sometimes I feel oh yes
I could do almost everything I wanted
And it makes me cry geplaatst een jaar geleden

Entering the roze Polycarbonate Pans, with a mixture of Freezing Flying Frying Fangs and Collectable Coloured Carrots. Thank you, Riku. My life is now complete. geplaatst een jaar geleden

y do rich ppl eat bird food i am not a bird give me a pizza not this glorified sla shit geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yesterday, I started on Dehydrated Polycarbonate Thongs, then decided to start with the roze Flying Frying Pans. I wonder what i should start off with, today? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Mawiage. Mawiage is wut bwings us togethuh...tooday. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Let's Get Dangerous! geplaatst een jaar geleden

8 says I'm a puppy???? geplaatst een jaar geleden

think too much and you'll create a problem that was not even there in the first place ~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

Today, Twitter had the treat of finding out that American rapper B.o.B (whose songs I actually like) is a flat-earther. One who believes the Earth is flat. As in, not a sphere. The Earth.

Yes.

THESE PEOPLE WALK AMONG US. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Random fact
most of the people round here mention Riku's name
and only Riku's name in their posts......as I did. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Welp. Since everyone is going to bed, I'm going to go and watch anime. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm not going to bed, but Bloodborne calls me to go kill things. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm following in the footsteps of the false prophets before me and I'm going to go to bed. XD
I'm on a good-nights-sleep streak and I don't want to ruin it, because those are rare.
THE GRAND eend LOVES YOU! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Okay so u see, my internet cut out on me for a while and its ordering me to go to sleep. >.> So I think I have to before it does that asshole verplaats again. XD

Dont die~ geplaatst een jaar geleden

"That's only because u thonged me" ~ The Wise and Smart Kuro_Hyou666 geplaatst een jaar geleden

what even is the random club at this point? XD I missed this kind of shit geplaatst een jaar geleden

vraag for u all. Should I get off the Random uithangbord and sleep so I can think on my Finals of f*ck that..? geplaatst een jaar geleden

THIS IS WAR geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don't wanna be president. *grabs Riku door the kraag and starts walking away* geplaatst een jaar geleden

NO! BOW DOWN TO THE ALL MIGHTY LION. THE LION IS GOD. geplaatst een jaar geleden

DO NOT BOW DOWN TO FALSE PROPHETS: Follow the TRUE leader today, 8theGreat, as declared door our Lord and Savior; The Grand Duck! Bow to ME, the Grand Duck's ONLY TRUE PROPHET of be sent to ETERNAL DAMNATION! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Bow down to the Lord of the Dehydrated Polycarbonate Thongs. geplaatst een jaar geleden

bf: are u on that damn fanpoop website again
me: these are my ppl they need me i am president geplaatst een jaar geleden

u know. Kick Souls of Demons out of the picture, replace him with BP returning and Random cranks back up.

This is good. This is very good. geplaatst een jaar geleden

WOMEN OF RANDOM CLUB! FROST YOURSELVES! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Where's my pepperoni pizza, Riku? I thought u climbed up the ladder to visit the flying pizza Hut? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Rotten eggs,
Hairy legs.
Red crocks,
Blue frocks.
Smelly fish,
Silver dish.
Constipated frying pan,
Stomach virus can.
Dehydrated thong,
Give me your song.
Dilapidated bronze mat,
Obese brown cat. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I like my current icoon because I can type the word "butts" and it looks like a 100% done Azula is saying the word "butts" and that makes me happy. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm doing math homework, it's a monday night. I could be re-watching Avatar for the 500th time.

liek if u cri evrytiem. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Just think... the person who invented this club would have so much power over all twenty-thousand four-hundred eight of us. But, of course if this individual looked at this statement and zei that they were in fact the maker of this club, they would need to provide proof. But, the maker of the Twilight Series club would probably have the power over the most people. geplaatst een jaar geleden

i geplaatst on the random uithangbord and u cannot stop me geplaatst een jaar geleden

Gossip is overrated. Anyone u talk about badly of what they done bad to u to other people,is always gossip. Except talking about good things about them. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Relationship status: Sharing anime waifus with my fiancee. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Some things just, some things just make sense
And one of those is u and I (Hey)
Some things just, some things just make sense
And even after all this time (Hey)
I'm into you, baby, not a dag goes by
That I'm not into you
I should be over all the butterflies
But I'm into u (I'm into you)
And baby even on our worst nights
I'm into u (I'm into you)
Let 'em wonder how we got this far
'Cause I don't really need to wonder at all
Yeah, after all this time
I'm still into you" geplaatst een jaar geleden

I didn't realise this had turned into the poetry club... XD I was never good at that. Guess I may as well try:

Shikais are small
Short, of tall.
Bankais are big,
But I don't wear a wig.
Now I know my poetry sucks,
Please, if u agree, just give no fucks.
I'm terrible, I know,
Now it's time for me to go. geplaatst een jaar geleden

ALL u HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ! geplaatst een jaar geleden

What up? geplaatst een jaar geleden

I learned a new word today; Allodoxaphobia. This is the fear of opinions. Everyone on the internet (especially tumblr) is Allodoxaphobic. geplaatst een jaar geleden

should i watch sword art online need some opinions plz geplaatst een jaar geleden

PAPA! geplaatst een jaar geleden

YNK geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm all out of love 😢 geplaatst een jaar geleden

hallo what's up people? geplaatst een jaar geleden

An American Tail > > > > > > > > >> > Frozen geplaatst een jaar geleden

Fuck u all, door the way. sorry. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Here is the original poem:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.

cute, huh? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Roses are red
That much is true
Violets however are purple
Not really blue... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Ahem. I shall now perform... a poem.

Blood is red,
Violets are blue.
Why am I here?
To annoy you.
Not in the conventional chain,
I am here to drive u insane.
Every day, there I am.
I'm everywhere,
But less than a gram.
I have nothing,
Am nothing,
See nothing.
But, nevertheless,
I am anything.
What am I, u ask?
Look inside.
I am your mind.
That thing inside you
That thinks for you.
I am not here.
I am not real.
I am your own demon. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Blue,
Guess What,
I Put A Curse On u !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Well since this is the poetry spot now;

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Silence!
I kill you! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm not too good a poetry, but I can give it a whirl.

Ahem....

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ಠ_ಠ ︵ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ︵ (○口○) ︵ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ︵ ( ⧉ ⦣ ⧉ ) ︵ ¯\(º_o)/¯ ︵ (●´⌓`●) ︵ ┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sitting in front of the white glow and seeing the place I had once considered a fun home, I find myself lost in the words clustering the screen, yet unlike before, the rising joy does not appear but rather a frosty sigh from what this once beautiful joyous place has now become- a crimson frosty place.

I sit and wonder. Where has the sun gone. The one that warmed this world and gave it life. The one that created laughter door its very presence. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I had 5 rocks now I only have 3. Riku, I demand that u give me my rocks back of Imma have to contact president Slim! geplaatst een jaar geleden

*goes from listening to goth muziek to listening to opera*
ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ I am a very cultured individual. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Everything in existence has a flaw. Not to mention humans, but air, will, and even time. It's natural to have an end if it has a beginning." geplaatst een jaar geleden

Someone.... help me.... I fought a dragon and became one myself... I became one of the demons I sought to destroy! I cannot beer the fact that if my past self saw me now, I would surely slay my own soul. But I cannot deny my demonic nature! I must go and wreak havoc upon the lands that despise me so! My soul may be tainted, but the taint is indelibly etched into my soul! And my soul is who I am, therefore I am forever the demon! geplaatst een jaar geleden

It seems that the worst of winter is coming. The East Coast is going to get quite a bit of snow this weekend. Stay veilig this weekend, East Coast dwellers. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Anyone wanna discuss art? I dunno I'm just bored. geplaatst een jaar geleden

its so fucking hot where i live
wtf happened to winter
it's like it skipped this jaar haha geplaatst een jaar geleden

i'll cut a hole in her stomach, then,will force her intestines out and into her mouth, then, i'l pull her freaking XXX blood-filthy hart-, hart while i rip open her brain at the same time. Then soft white brain XXX will squirt out covering the whole torture room. hmm, what will i do if i'm still not satisfied? tie her up with ropes made of geplaatst een jaar geleden

Other people: Okay, guys, it's time to have a very serious discussion about world peace and hunger and terrorism and...
Me: *is just thinking about ducks* geplaatst een jaar geleden

dag 147
They removed me from my prison cell. I caught the Black Plague a dag ago. But, after they took me out of prison, they put me in an equally horrifying hospital. They cured me... but cut of 2 of my limbs and put me back in prison. I lost all my dignity, and any shred of hope I had managed to cling on to. So, I pretended to eat the food, but slipped it out to the cell volgende to me. I eventually starved my self to death. I am in Hell now... waiting for the angels to take me back to Heaven. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Someone please start a random conversation here!!!! i'm dying of boredom! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Yaaayy. It Finally Snows In Here XD !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

This is pure madness what the fuck XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Zeppie what did we do... XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Tomorrow Is A Cursed dag !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

My new name shall now be Fey Ticklebottom. It has been decided. geplaatst een jaar geleden

any scientific definition of this one?
link geplaatst een jaar geleden

zanhar1 geplaatst een jaar geleden

kom bij my Fairy Tail RPs club if u like the anime plz
JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wish my US spell checker would come to terms with the fact that I almost exclusively use UK English and that I am, in fact, spelling "colour" correctly. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I had my very first wrestling competition today. It was soooo fun, and my team got seconde place in the tournament! I'm new and suck at it so much, but I love it anyway! :} geplaatst een jaar geleden

Folk metal Ievan Polkka.
link geplaatst een jaar geleden

I feel that people in a ship can't ship their own ship. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Trust me and check this out....
link
anime IS GOOD! geplaatst een jaar geleden

A group of ISIS just terror my country two days ago... it was terrifying. Many innocent citizen has died. But terrorism will not fade our passion! ISIS has targeted my country long time ago, it appears this is their first strike, but they are messing with the wrong country! geplaatst een jaar geleden

did u ever feel like
love was just an island
u can't survive on love all on your own ♪ ♡ geplaatst een jaar geleden

Am I the only one who doesn't like Ender's Game? =/ geplaatst een jaar geleden

Peace! geplaatst een jaar geleden

That feeling when you're browsing on eBay of amazone, amazon and u see all this stuff that u want but you're broke, but it's a teapot that's a eend and u need it because u love ducks and tea, and the company also happened to make a stuffed eend backpack that you're emotionally attached to, so it has your precious eend child and it's thee so u need it, but you're broke so you're forced to pet the screen aggressively and hope it appears before you.

of is that just me? geplaatst een jaar geleden