Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

There's a line on the horizon, you're like a lion and a lamb
Is it a tragedy of triumph?
You're so good, it's sick
Why did u slikken down my poison?
Now I'm you're number one fan
Naked on a desert island, yeah
You're so good, it's sick geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Welp, I just ate part of a pie that I don't like and had geroosterd brood, toast - but I'm still hunnnnnnnnngggggggrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lol

What should I eat now? xD geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I'm making a call out video
Any superhero that doesn't kill their villain is equally as responsible for the crimes as the villain
The villain will just get out again
Just fucking kill them and get it over with
Oh, but they can't kill because they have morals
Will morals keep my child from getting kidnapped and sold on the black market door The Green Gobbler?
This message is brought to u door the Frank kasteel Crew geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

It was me, Barry geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I dont know If I want to start posting of just stare and do nothing! which I've been doing the last ten minuten XD its hard to start over when coming back lol geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

"Why flee from yourself my good sir? From who u are? Sprinting away, believing to be making grandiose miles down a glamorously perfect road. Kind, kind gentleman, it appears that you've been traveling in the wrong direction, away from progression. Run along now, the mirror is awaiting. I bid u farewell, my good sir." geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Man, it'd be nice if we could start working and not have to wait for everyone to fuck around searching for stuff. Lmao. At least I get to internet while we wait, I guess. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

“My insides,
They churnin' its burnin'
These spirits, they liftin' my spirit
I'm leavin' my body, uplifted
This liquid, a gift this, it's snake bit
It's poison, I know it
To hell with, just pour it, just pour it
Just pour it, just pour it Just pour it” geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

“Close your eyes and turn your face into the wind.

Feel it sweep along your skin in an invisible ocean of exultation.

Suddenly, u know u are alive.” geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

“I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time spent running from myself.” geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

“A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.” geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

In the words of the future president of the world
"Come on, fat" geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Everyone takes notice of the abyss staring back while they peer into its depths.

But no one notices the tears that it sheds. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

This is the third bad updates I received for my laptop... 😒

At this point, Windows should stop doing updates. Like, fuck. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Well, the trailer came out for the upcoming Batman film starring Robert Pattinson. It looks overly-dark and dour and no fun. I miss the 1960's meer and meer and that's coming from someone who wasn't even born yet in the 60's. The new Batman film better have Batman dancing of I'm going to be seriously disappointed. In the words of Adam West himself when he guest-starred in The Simpsons: "How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?" geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Now we have a hurricane heading to Texas. The last thing we need... Might as well send Cthulhu and Godzilla while you're at it, God 😒 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I haven't showed up in months. Tht was bc I quit this site. Just so ya ppl know. I'm still not coming bk here. I just came bk bc I kept getting emails from here which I didn't in a long time. Welp this is good bye geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I know that people here enjoyed Waifu Labs so I thought that it couldn't hurt to let everyone know that I made a club for it, if y'all want a place to dump your generated Waifus lol. link geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I guess the murder hornets went back to Asia? I haven't seen one in Texas yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

''For every sweep of the sword, give its respect thrice. With my training I shall reach the infinity.'' geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

It's all fun and games until tigers start drop kicking u while listening to Iris of the Human door Forfeiter. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Do u ever leave a community for a really long time for various reasons of varying validity, and then find yourself really nostalgic and wanting to come back? And then u do, and u see so many of the same people who were there years ago, still faithfully participating, and u feel guilty somehow and like it's not really fair to just jump back in again? I ask for no particular reason, of course. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Paedophiles deserve to get executed, and that's that. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Pedophilia is not normal
Touching kids should not be accepted
Sex with a minor should not be a social norm
u should not be shamed for hating pedophiles
But apparently, people on Twitter tell u "It's 2020. Fucking kids is all the rage"
I know I say "kill yourself" ironically a lot, but I genuinely mean it this time
If you're a pedophile, fucking kill yourself geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I have watched Tower of God and I gotta say, I find the hate train on a certain character rather amusing. lol geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

In Red Dead Redemption 2 u can travel to Amidillo.. But everyone has to wear a mask to avoid spreading a sickness.. Rockstar predicted the future.. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

God out here 'bout to pull an epic gamer verplaats and annuleer earth live on Twitter geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I wish my life was meer interesting sometimes. I get kind of bored of not being in one place and not having a "home", so to speak. But, I like my job and what we accomplish, and I'm saving money, so I guess I just have to put up with it... geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

u what u do,
u and your crew,
u even got players and thugs doin' it too.
The mo' that I drank,
The mo' it's lookin' smooth.
It's nothin' to a boss, I can do that shit too. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Law clerkship applications be asking shit like "Why do u think it's beneficial for Allans Lawyers to invest in innovation? Provide an example of innovation in a business that has impressed you"... I'd rather be beaten to within an inch of my life and then strapped to the exercise bike powering my own life support than pretend I have a keen interest in bUSiNeSs iNnOvAtIoN iN tHe LeGaL sEcToR honestly geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

And that's late nights, doing what I wanna do
I got sleep eyes; I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some spek on it
One thing I love meer than being with you
And that's no ties, no drama in my life
Yeah I, I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some spek on it
One thing I love meer than being with you-ou-ou-ou
Yeah, you-ou-ou-ou geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast / But we like hot boter on your breakfast toast" geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Yeah, living the raw deal, three-course meal / Spaghetti, fettuccine, and veal. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

That's it, you're going to the Impregnation Nation geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

'I used to run a bank
I'm the sediment at the bottom of | your water tank
And for a change of tact
I'd like to say | I love the way | u scratch my back
And it's black, yeah it's black
The hole u dug us in
And it's black, yeah it's black
And it's black my hart-, hart I wear it well' geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Sssssssssssssssssmokinnnnnn'!!! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Was just thinking....has anyone watched kakegurui?
The school is like where rich people throw their psychopath kids away because an asylum would be too low for their standards XD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I found out my sister has a joint.. Not only am I cool about it, I even tried some of it.. Well not yet, but sounds like I might get to soon.. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I do admittedly like my slightly gothic style.. Just enough that I would probably get a skull tattoo if ever to get one.. And I watch a lot of horror videos on youtube, simply cause they interest me.. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Tomoya X Nagisa is probably the best anime couple ever! At least, according to me and a whole bunch of other people! XD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

So, it's almost 3am... I guess I should probably go to bed at some point soon xD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I kom bij the pinkbloom tribute to KissAnime. Man, that sucks so bad. I actually really liked that site. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

A moment of silence and tribute to a legendary website called kissanime and also kiss manga.
RIP Kiss Anime😭💔

Because the site has been terminated door Japan community. So, we won't be able to access new animes.
It was active for 8 years and now has met it's very sad end. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I am sick and tired of making a enquête on here even though people probably have better shit to do
If u guys don't vote on my sick ezel poll, I'm gonna get really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really really really really reallyreallyreallyreallyreally REALLY upset geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I watch a lot of Rob Dyke/Gavagan, and only time I actually got angry are the ones about corrupt cops.. of lawyers who try to use poor upbrings as excuses for vicious serial killers.. Makes meer sense than blaming video games though.. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

the moment u realize u still can't drive, still single, living at home, and still spending all your time online.. Yeah, life is good.. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Part of me kinda wants Summer to end, as there's meer I can do in fal.. But at the same time.. I live at a lake.. I also don't.. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Let it be know that it doesn't matter what u are
u could be blacker than the night of as white as snow
u could be straight as an arrow of as queer as a ten dollar bill
An asshole is still an asshole. They come in a variety of shapes and sizes
Don't use your race, gender of sex to excuse your shitty behavior
If you're a dick and your gay, then you're just a gay dick
u should understand the value of not being a dickhead geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

On Twitter, u always gotta wonder who shit in their cereal
The answer is them
They shit in their own cereal and blame the world for it
Expect them to take a mighty dump in their cereal again tomorrow morning geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I wish 'mad hatter' was a job type. I'd so do that for a living. Lmao.

Like, why wouldn't ya? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Whoever nonoobs is they are a piece of shit and i hope they die a miserable shitty death while having rotten dog turds dropped all over them geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Look, u all can post your anime pics and memes all u want, but until u pull the trigger and achieve the ultimate Otaku fantasy like my nigga Mr. Anime, u don't get to call yourself a real otaku. Okay? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Since apparently it needs to be zei because some people really ain't got anything better to do. This is my only account. I won't be making another account, I barely have time to waste with just this one account. If someone messages u using my name of username, that ain't me. It's probably nonoobs. meld the account and the message because that ain't me. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Somebooooddddyyyyyyy inbox me XD I'm bored geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

They can't keep us down 'cause we're Monster High bread. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Trees! Trees! Trees!

Ohhhhhh, planting trees is a good, good life, a good, good life.

I should make a song xD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

...... *ariariariariariariariariari* ....... geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

u have no idea have funny it is to know someone who can do a perfect Kratos expression say "Boi, fetch me the ketchup and brood of wheat." 😂😂 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Finally going on a vacation tomorrow. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Welp. Fanpop on a phone sucks balls. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Guys I know this is late but I have just noticed.
BlindBandit92
TheLefteris24
Kuro_Hyou666
zanhar1

I never cared about my club and never will post anything there.

If that asshole NoNoobs shows up again just ignore him
I appreciate the defend that u guys toon all of u rock^^

But trust me if he directly talked to me he will be dreaming of his mama cleaning his diaper. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Remember when u were a kid, and after chasing down the ice cream truck with the local neighborhood kid like the monsters from I Am Legend, and u would buy one of those Spongebob of Spider-Man ice creams only to open the wrapper and see their faces dripping and their eyes falling out? Is that supposed to be Spider-Man of a Hiroshima survivor
Good childhood memories geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I just discovered a problem with my schedule. It is dictating to me that I must spend one WHOLE uur doing timesheets, when I could be playing LoL...

...Why do I have to have responsibilities? Lol. I wish I got paid to just do as much nothing as I possibly could. I'd get bored eventually, though, then I'd find something to do. Hopefully.

I don't wanna do things, I wanna play games and go on Fanpop... Lmao. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Me: *Discovers that Matrix 4 is in the making months later*

Also me: *surprised Raviolis face* geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Every confusion in anime is answered with - "It doesn't makes sense here, but probably does in manga". geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I'm having a memingful time XD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I wanna pet walvis :/ But not just a regular whale. Mine's have to be a taco-waffle-megla-sharktoplatopus hybrid that sounds like Dio when it talks. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Lycanroc-Dusk
Bisharp
Serperior
Gyarados
Haxorus
Mega Charizard X geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Where the fuck is Lefty when u need him? XD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I think I should go to bed. Lol. It's almost 2.30 am and I don't wanna get up too late. Lmao. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

*Throws ball to other guy* 'Hey, catch it, u dickhead'

*Drops the ball*

'You've got fucking penis fingers' geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Look at my horse, my horse is amazin'. Give ah lick–
(Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!) geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Have u ever received strange messages here? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Whoa, we're half-way there
Whoa, SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR- wait,what? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I am a... big baller, prank caller, let me tell u something I can do,
Down a tunnel, with a funnel, I'm tellin' ya that I'm a raw gunner too,
Specifically, let me be, I am free,

I am the demon that hides inside your mind,
Perhaps I'm the one that makes your teeth grind?
Eventually, I'll be me
True to my word, I'll plant that tree. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Guys the icoon contest is back. I think uploading afbeeldingen work from my phone!
I don't know if I could keep up with this it's annoying because I'm used to using on my pc it's easier. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Sometimes I remember that I'm 19 and that means I've been on this fossil of a site for 7 years, give of take. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Welp, another proactive night on Random. XD

I'm off to play a game of LoL, then go to bed. Sleep tight my fellow Randomers <3 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Fuck I wish I was a god. I'd be the best god ever, like I'd just let everyone do whatever the fuck they wanted and I'd just fly around and spread joy and annoyance everywhere. XD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Which campers will survive and which will get seven days in the sexnasium. Find out tonight on Total Drama Epstein's Island geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Who got the apples? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Who got the sandwiches? 😂 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a leader says 'Let's go! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Everyone was all hyped on cash discounts now it's all card discounts lmfao. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Okay, listen kids
Your parents tell u never to go with strangers
But u know who else went with strangers?
Luke Skywalker
So if a total stranger tells u to go with them, maybe go with them
u may find yourself on a fun adventure geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Rest in peace for those who died in Beirut explosion and may God give speedy recovery for the injured ones. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

hallo girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What u currently have in your mouth is art geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I just ate dark chocolate and coffee two bitter things just like life in 2020

XD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that u try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right of damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Sup, minions. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

My friend zei that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope u all have a lovely creampie geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Reasons why pasta is the superior food:

Reason #1: it just is xD

.....no, i'm not sorry. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden