Who's idea was it to give hurricanes names lke Jerry, Andrew, and Sandy.. ''Yeah, my house was destoried door 'Jerry''. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I swear it would be awesome to be a bird. I'd be all like,

FLAP MY MUTHA FUCKIN WINGS,
flap, flap flap flap–
FLAP THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' WINGS,
flap, flap, flap flap–
WORMS IN THE GROUND TASTE LIKE SOME GREENS,
flap, flap flap flap
NOT A PIGEON BUT I SHIT ON DREAMS
Flap, flap flap flap

And then I hit a green Mario pipe and die. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I'm gonna destroy your boyhole
With the power of my Stand, 『R A M R A N C H』 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Gonna leave this here: link 😂 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Good morning folks. Actually, it's already technically afternoon. XD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I'm watching GRAVEDGR @ Rampage 😎🔥 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Man, that was a good calzone from Marco's. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Is he gone *holds a water gun* geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Anyway, I'll continue my streak of weirdness tomorrow. I should probably go to bed. XD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Like, last year, used to drive the work busje, van and make DBZ noises while doing so. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Why do I write the things that I do? In all honesty, I have no idea. I guess I really am an A-class weirdo. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I spin, jump, and get apples. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I am Calypso, and I thank u for playing Twisted Metal. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

u know that moment when u want to relax but u end up stressing yourself more?

XD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

u people haven't lived the true gamer paradise until u experience Hot Chick Heaven like my homie, Guptil89 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

*repost*

The whole "accept me as I am" shtick is severely taken advantage of.
Imagine an over 490+ lb man/woman going, "If u really love/care about me then me you'd accept that I've picked up this weight from years of not taking care of myself.".

teef nah, u better accept this salade and three jaar subscription to weight watchers because I know u miss actually seeing your legs let alone your feet. Put the fucking grease down and take care of yourself goddamn geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

When it ain't that bad, It could always be worse
I'm runnin outta gas, hardly anything left
I hope I make it home pagina for work
So tired of being so tired🎶 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

WUBBA WUBBA DUB DUB!!! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Dreamtime is back on Gmail.. So turns out she never actually left geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Finished fasting dag of Arafat.
Feels good^^ geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I woke up this morning. My computer crashed, and most of my stuff has been gotten rid off... 😒 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I think this should be jaar of the duck. Any jaar should be about ducks. Why? Because ducks are awesome. Now, I shall waddle off to go pick little bits of stuff out of the river. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Hey, here's a horrifying concept for you
Growing meer bones on top, boven of the bones u already have inside your body
I refuse to elaborate any further. Whatever u can come up with is far worse than me giving u the satisfaction of an answer geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

So, is uploading afbeeldingen just not working in forums, of is it elsewhere too? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I finally got a new phone, but now I can't use it cause nobody knows my damn appleID, and it won't sync to my computer geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Okay,for some reason uploading afbeeldingen on your profiel gallery works when u are in Microsoft Edge XD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

The Ocean Feeds door Afewseconds/COLA/Sundae

Tides rise high overhead
Legs fail to imitate fins
Blue jaws devour me. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

So I discussed the inability to uploaden afbeeldingen for one day
And then the website fucking crashes for seven hours straight when I plan on getting real work done
Yeah, this is the quality I've stuck around for six years for geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I've been here a long time.. And I keep seeing that guy, Crazedsitcomfan, every time I view anywhere on fanpop. And their always asking dumb questons.. kinda weird geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I couldn't give a single solitary uniquely lone existing picture posting pancake burning over toasted pot smoking pan bending pen breaking clustered glory fuck from last week right now.

It feels great😂 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

One of these days, I want wagyu. (Good thing I can find some here in Texas.) geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Finish what u start!
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

If meat is murder...
.
...then is cake battery? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I only drink on days that start with "T"
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down volgende to a man.
The man says, How did u get your peg leg?

The pirate says, A kanon blew me leg straight off.

The man asks, How did u get your hook?

The pirate says, I lost it in a sword fight.

The man asks, How did u get your eye patch?

The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

for blackie XD

Just pooped my pants.
Which is weird, because I don't even remember eating them. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

2020 is a weird year
5 years geleden i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

We should re-download 2020
Because it has a virus geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

2020 has a new calendar out
January

February

Lockdown

December geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Knock, knock
*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Welp, I have internet again. What should I do with my regained power? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

When the words come up my throat
I learn to choke and slikken my pride, say you're right all along
of you're gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I'll finally go back to the college campus on the 24th. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

How'd most of my outlets in my room go out? 🤨 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

ooga booga penis geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

hallo so is anyone else having consistent issues with uploading afbeeldingen to ANYTHING on this website?
Because this has been going on for days, possibly weeks now, and it's starting to become a real pain geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

MY HAIR!
*cough cough*
MY LUNGS! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

u know, the thing. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Happy 35th anniversary She-Ra. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I'm gonna annuleer that teef President Nixon on Twitter
Who's with me? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I've come to collect u geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

She just want to say hi.

link geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

✨
Someone holds me veilig and warm
Horses prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
✨ Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my hart-, hart used to know
Things it yearns to remember ✨ geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

That feeling when you're giving a helping hand but it comes back fingerless. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Wonder if there's someone out there who gets his/her rocks off to Karens going on tangents? 🤔 geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Guys I got a new metal for random!

Get in the line because I am ready to receive gifts *waits*
please don't give a microwave Windwakerguy430 lmao geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

For the folks that were actually able to sleep, good morning! geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Good night everyone. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

The Good, The Bad, and the Fuck Ugly
My favoriete movie volgende to Gilbert druif 2: druif Gets Gaped geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Twitter is truly a toxic place. Way too much dangerous thinking and the way people act...Idk, but Twitter doesn't feel like people under the age of 18 should ever use. I feel like they'll grow up with this screwed up mindset. Heck, its too toxic for me nowadays and I play League of Legends! If I wasn't sharing Nintendo Switch content and looking at mice/rat pictures on there, I wouldn't touch Twitter at all. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

If one were to gape into the abyss
The abyss also gapes u geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

So the doctor zei that I should consult with a nutritionist about a diet of bananas and nuts.

I told him that that diet's for women and gay men and he looked at me like I had smacked his child and called his wife Richard.

Yes, this is a joke XD geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

I changed my icon; it worked for me :) geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

While I'm @ ppl. @Nuri How u add image? Mine is doing that glitch thing again where I can't add them 2 polls. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

@Ranty-cat Y u no have icon? How am I supposed to envision who u'd cosplay if u have no character to visualize u as!? Right now u are literally a white silhouette in my mind! geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Shows a message from Google while trying to uploaden image and prevents me from uploading. The message conveys that this site is outdated, unreliable and will soon be completely canceled. No one will be able to access this site anymore. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

"See? We got people from a lot of cities here. People are moving here to work!"

I dunno, Sergeant General Karen, I don't think people are intentionally coming here to work a near minimum wage box moving job.

t. former mail employee who accidentally levelled an order, put it in the storage bay, marked it as received, and never got in trouble kek. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

has ths club always been this active.. Feel like I'm part of a group now XD geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Hey, u ever read those fairy tales about how someone "died of a broken heart" because the love of their life that they met at first sight was sent to far away lands?
Those people are pathetic
u let yourself go over some poor girl u met at the market for like a day. Get over it, simp. There's plenty of girls on Tinder geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

''I will run, I will climb, I will soar
I'm undefeated, ooh
Jumping out of my skin, pull the chord
Yeah I believe it, ooh
The past is everything we were
Don't make us who we are
So I'll dream, until I make it real
And all I see is stars
It's not until u fall that u fly
When your dreams come alive you're unstoppable
Take a shot, chase the sun, find the beautiful
We will glow in the dark turning dust to gold
And we'll dream it possible
Possible, ooh
And we'll dream it possible'' geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

“What is volgende to ecstasy?
Pain.
What is volgende to pain?
Nothingness.
What is volgende to nothingness?
Hell.” geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

“All right, then, I'll go to hell.” geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

“The path to paradise begins in hell.” geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.” geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

“I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.” geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

I think I left my conscience on your front door step. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

2020 got me feeling like that guy in the elevator in Drive. And I ain't talking about Ryan Gosling. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

I'm still thinking about closing my account here (to change my user), but what do I change it to? geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

This whole cornavirus thing.. I find it hard not to get depressed sometimes.. I can keep distracting myself with video games, fanpop, youtube, anything really.. but whenever I have a moment to myself, I get anxious and a little depressed.. Is it ever gonna end.. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

That moment when

u know what I mean? geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Everytime I come back I say to myself why XD geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Some people really sit there and think that a "Sorry/I'm Sorry" is a instafix to issues. Especially when they either don't really mean it of take any real effort to stop the zei issue from occurring.
Well news flash, u can't blow up a fucking house and then really think that "I'm sorry" is gonna make amends😂 My god, people nowadays. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Tfw just when you're about to make something decent (or good) on your DAW, it crashes. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Really appreciate Adam K & Soha's progressive house muziek at late night. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Really appreciating the existence of The Offspring at 3 in the morning. And it feels so fucking right. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Why is it if I google my fanpop name, I get awesome images.. XD geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Boy, everyone's in a musical mood. May as well kom bij the only way I know how. Niche game culture and memes

Dame da ne
Dame yo dame na no yo
Anta ga suki de sukisugite
Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo
Yugamanai omoide ga
Baka mitai geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Sometimes it''s fun going back to my fanpop roots.. All that gothic artwork on my club.. Everytime I see how quickly I my vote for a skull on Nuri's forum, I kick myself.. Maybe I could of won that one if I put meer thought into it.. Oh well geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

So I tried listening to "nightcore". Yeeeaaaah, definitely not the verplaats to make. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

It's weird that I hate death metal, yet I love bands that probably count.. Slipknot, Korn, Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my Valentine.. And I wish there was an instrumental verison of CALL FROM THE GRAVE.. A the lyrics remind me why I hate death metal.. Though still meer tolerable than the ''lyrics'' to Dawn Of Demise - Intent to Kill geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

I'm just the boy inside the man
Not exactly who u think I am
Trying to trace my steps back here again
So many times
When I could only see the floor
u made my window a door
So when they say they don't believe
I hope that they see u in me

🎶 geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Metallica bitches geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Would u look at that? geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Hello mom it's been awhile since I heard your voice I mis......
Take me to the mall!
Okay ily too shit. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

GOODNIGHT, DETROIT !!!! geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

I heard u were back in town.
.
Now I wanna hear you're gone. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Meowwwww the swagcat is back yeah!!!
how are u doing my fellow kittens !!!
nyaaaaaaaaaa geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

I spoke to God today and she zei that she's ashamed
What have I become.
What have I done

I spoke to the devil today and he swears he's not to blame
And I understood 'cause I feel the same
Arms wide open
I stand alone
I'm no hero and I'm not made of stone
Right of wrong
I can hardly tell
🎶
🎶
🎶 geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

Me and my 2-litre Diet Pepsi. geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden

So...lava is wet. Fight me 😂 geplaatst ·9 maanden geleden