When u are playing dead during a bank robbery and nigga says shoot everyone again.. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Me: It sure is a nice dag out today. Can finally walk right, verplaats around, go places and–

Anxiety: What if there's Corona in your food?

Me: Hah, jokes on you, I've got food at home

Anxiety: Yeah, but that food came from the stores and people go to stores so people have touched that stuff

Me: Well I wash my hands for like, a whole minuut plus handsanitizer soooo...

Anxiety: YOUR CLOTHES COME FROM CHINA

Me: 0_0...go on... geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Wow, I've only just remembered how ancient this site is. Especially the messaging. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I have decided to tell the real truth of my personality.

I have never wanted to come to this confession. I honestly was perfectly fine being the old ezel Jet who comes here to enjoy time and relax. I was trying hard to keep my mood chill. unfortunately all is it for me is stress
I'm sick of deleting accounts I get in a bad condition when I feel pressured with attention. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Everything is going to be alright. Animal Crossing New Horizons arrive tomorrow. We WANT to stay indoors. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Guys, let's focus on the good that this epidemic has brought us
At least we can all be happy that this outbreak has shut anti-vaxxers up. That's a plus, right? geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Happy Spring, even if we can't go outside currently.🌸 geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Shit is getting real: EUROVISION IS CANCELLED geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

News
Corona is in your home pagina like WWF
It's out and ready to kill u and your kids
Ignore doctors. Listen to me. I'm the news. I'm right. u can trust me because I state facts unlike dumb doctors
Now make sure u don't panic
Just remember u will all die
Stay tuned for the weather. Rainy with a little bit of Corona in the air geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Yeesh. Going through my cringy shit from years past and deleting them. I know it's best to learn from cringy behavior but there's no rule that says I cannot wis it however. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I'm too sexy for corona geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Best thing I like to do is to stop living my head and focus on the moment. :) geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

JET u GET B ACK hERE WE weRENT DONE TalKING!!!! geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Anxiety isn't fun... geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Nuri left? But how? geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

dag 1 of social distancing. Is anyone wanting to get out the house? geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Well, Happy St. Patrick's dag everyone. We all need a little luck right now, but even despite these tough times we're strong and can pull through together! 🍀 geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I finally watched the 2018 Halloween.. I actually agree with the orginal Michael Myers.. That Myers has no true motives.. That Loomis is right, he's just a "monster" geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

"And the scariest thing was that I knew one day... I would wake from this dream." geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Is everybody gonna be germaphobes after this is over with??? 😷 geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Can't wait for the future where we are in a desert wasteland and raiders are driving around in big ezel trucks pillaging small communities and killing people, except instead of wearing tons of armor, they're wearing toilet paper geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

gud job man im r lly proud f u

u did it u won hte trash heap geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Whether it is coughing of sneezing, remember to dab !!!! geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Some say we're entering another Great Depression... geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Because of corona all of the bars in my state are closed. Tomorrow is St Patrick’s day. Type F in the chat. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

When u are laughing at all the corona memes but the laughing suddenly turns into coughing. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I finally saw the VENOM movie..
If they make a Carnage spin-off and NOT have it rated R, I'll be real mad.. u can't have Cletus Kassedy NOT in a R rated movie.. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

*Gets ganked twice at top, boven early into the match but doesn't die because of Nimbus mantel and Celerity combo plus I always take flash ghost on Darius* So I type in all-chat "If u gank top, boven again, I'm going to double kill u both :)" The third gank, I get a double kill. The Yorick says "he was right" xD I keep my words :) Great LoL day, had a good win streak. I just need one meer mastery token to level up Heimerdinger :D geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

When can we get PaRappa the Rapper 3 where PaRappa shoots Biggie and Tupac because they didn't believe geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Hi. With all the virus stuff going on, it's hard not to worry about the safety of others. I truly hope each and every one of u stay healthy and safe. u are in my thoughts and prayers.
In order to make things brighter, I have an "important" announcement: In 1991 there was a Batman film made in the Philippines called Alyas Batman en Robin. It's about a high-school student and his older brother becoming Batman and Robin, while a different student and his uncle become Joker and Penguin. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Shit. I have to take off til the 23rd due to COVID concerns...

Who's taking off college because of Coronavirus? How do u feel about this, if so? geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

*Goes to practice tool to practice jungle Garen and gets 9.9 cs per minuut and all objectives* Wait a minute, Garen is a power farmer. Why don't I jungle with him? Its just free W stacks. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Wtf is 2020?? Remember when our biggest concern was war with Iran? It hasn't even been two months geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Me: Damn, Luna the Moon was looking high as fuck on the beer and the Big Blue House.

Also Me: Damn it older me, stop ruining my childhood! XD geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Whoever thought these Darius nerfs were good need to actually listen to the community. His mana costs are perfect right now, it limits Darius enough. His issue right now is that his passive does too much in laning. If they changed the passive and made it weaker in the early lane but a little stronger late game, then Darius would be fine. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I have Monster White Dragon Tea. It came in today.

That's stuff is pretty bitter, but strong though.

For all those who don't do bitter stuff, but want this, I'd advise chasing it with a soda of juice. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Bitches be like "bitches be like" and then be the bitches that be like. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I have to get this off of my chest after playing Magia Record for so long:

Screw Sana's family, particularly her parents! They deserved to have their souls getting eaten alive door a witch! geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I wish DC would make it legal for all companies to make their own Batman films. That way, Batman films would come out meer regularly and I'd be the happiest bat fan in the world. I'd love to make my own Batman film. Sorry about my random Batman gushing, but this is the Random club and Batman can be pretty random. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

It's not that I hate you. It's just that your face is very punchable...and stompable...and shootable and hit-with-a-busable. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

You're not a true rebel unless u beer witness to TakadaBear Reedit's Full Version and stick with it for 10 hours straight !!!! geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Me: u have 10 hours to live.
Doctor: Wtf??? geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

You're not a true rebel, unless u listen to GRAVEDGR and Lit Lords. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

My 24-pack of Monster White Dragon thee is coming in :)

I wish I could get a 4-pack of it instead. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

You're not a true rebel unless u listen to ska punk
Wake the fuck up, sheeple geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Doctor : Relax.
Patient : I'm relax.
Doctor : I'm talking to myself. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I am a simple man. I see they make a cute Twitch skin, I will start maining Twitch in LoL. This is literally what I needed to start playing ADC and for me to play Twitch because I think rats are adorable, but Twitch...isn't that adorable. I've played him a little bit tho. Once the Shadowfoot skin gets released, I will start playing him. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Adobo sauce tastes good, surprisingly. It's like a salty, smoky, BBQ sauce. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

White, black, man, woman, transgender, straight, gay, bisexual All of the following mentioned deserve to be treated fairly and with love geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

hallo lady`s wisdhing u all a happy international Women's dag on 8th march
Let`s celebrate!!!
and wishing u all(also the Boys/men) a happy Weekend as well!!!
hugs and love Kat geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

The good thing about not buying into the LoL eternal system is they won't really know I'm an objective player and a spleet, split pusher lol. I'm pretty sure my structures destroyed number would be way too high and I don't want my opponent knowing that before the game even starts. They'll know once I'm just in their base, destroying their inhibitors with the Rift Herald door my side. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Sick and tired of what to say
no one listens anyway
sing, that's all u can
ramblin' years of lousy luck
u miss the smell of burnin' turf
dream, that's all u can

Ah but dont, no don't sink the boat,
That u built, that u built to keep aaafloat. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I HAVE FINALLY DID IT. S+ Jungle Darius in a 4v5 game. I went 13/2/7 with 202 cs (7.8 cs/min). With the runes Hail of Blades. I understand the cheesiness of HoB, but dang, it actually does feel good on jungle Darius lol. I get Relentless Hunter with Nimbus mantel and Waterwalking plus Dead Man's Plate, how's my ganking potential now BRO?! So yeah, fun LoL day. I got two S's on Garen today, made a Sett go 1/6 while I get a triple kill in both games. Fun times. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Anyone play the game Outlast? its pretty Good geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I don't do series posts often, but I think I need to. On the night of 3/1, there was a tornado that came thru my area. And as tornado's do, it caused a shit-ton of damage. Up to about 20+ people died as a result, and it even came close to hitting my house. The morning after, I checked on my vrienden and they zei they were fine. But unfortunately, not everyone was so lucky. One of my friend's told me that many people were advised to not travel due to the destruction. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

If God were an auteur then he would definitely need a new proofreader because the typos in my life are fucking atrocious XD geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

There's this chick that works at the college that keeps looking at me, then looking away. Hmmmmmm... geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Riot is shutting down the Boards so people can go on Reddit of Twitter instead. The Boards is far meer active than Fanpop. u ever wonder when Fanpop, as a site, will just go down under, everything wiped, no cache of memory of this place? geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

HI Y'ALL geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I wonder if there will be a new season of Dr. Stone. I like that anime. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

How do I send inbox messages on Instagram... ? geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I just watched Tangled: The Series series finale, and it was AWESOME. IDK if anyone else is a fan of the toon of not, so I won't spoil it. It was just really good. Loved every seconde of it. Now to find another toon to watch...... geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

pizza and ice cream bitches!! geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

u say circumcision
I say yeet that meat geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Toonami programming block has shortened. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Is this coronavirus an "end of the world" sign? Almost like an apocalypse? geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

News: The coronavirus is here, but do not panic
Also News: u will all die geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Kool-Man: "Excuse me, sir. Are u Benjamin Franklin?"
Benjamin Franklin: "Yes, I am. I'm also hot and thirsty."
This is actual dialogue from the Kool-Aid Man comic book. It's nice that Benjamin Franklin is so casual and relaxed about meeting a character as odd as the Kool-Aid Man. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

I want glorifed chicken nuggets [boneless wings]. geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

Hey, guys, I have the cure for coronavirus. It's so simple and it could save you, your family and your grandma's dog. All u gotta do is-
WHOOPS! SORRY, LOOKS LIKE u GOTTA DISABLE AD BLOCKER! UNLESS, I GUESS, u REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY THAT MUCH! geplaatst ·7 maanden geleden

The corona virus is within the states... geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Someone zei that straight men shares meer deeper things with gay men, like relationships, emotions, shit like that. WTF, nobody shares that stuff with me. Is bi not the same? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I have the power! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Remember, it's only cheating if u get caught
Lesson is: Cheaters never prosper, unless they do it in secrecy. Then it's okay geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Getting my partner hooked on anime so I can now call him a filthy weeb has been the accomplishment of 2020 so far tbh. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Since I've been loving Netflix's She-Ra reboot so much, I decided to get the original She-Ra toon which I hadn't seen before. I grew up watching the original He-Man toon and the original She-Ra toon is a spin-off of it. It's a really good show. Adventurous, creative, exciting, and so much fun. Plus He-Man and Skeletor make guest appearances on the show. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Crossovers I want to see, but probably never will:

Tom & Jerry/Looney Tunes
Sonic/Mario (not just in games)
Digimon/Pokemon
DBZ/Sailor Moon
Frozen/Tangled
Zootopia/Monsters INC...?

Thinking of making an actual lijst of crossovers I'd like to see. I haven't written any new artikels in a while, so why not? of would this work better as a poll? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Wife: Honey, Walmart ran outta those scarfs I wanted :(
Husband: u have beautiful hands...for fixing me a sandwich.

#shitpost geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Finally got my mastery 7 on Garen. For Demacia!
I used to build Garen tanky but now I can't stop with the attack speed even tho his tankyness got buff lol. Maybe if I gotten beaten up more, I'll go back to tanky Garen. Attack speed Garen just cs's so fast.
Anyways, I watched Detective Pikachu and the movie was pretty neat. Its kinda what I expect from a movie, I guess :v geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Life lessons
Potato skins are good
But they taste even better when you're drunk
Lesson is. Always drink XD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I feel it coming.
Rising on the horizon.
I feel it coming.
It’s coming home.

My soul it’s on it.
Without it there’s no life.
My soul it’s on it.
Nowhere to go.

u and me on the planet till the weekend.
Get up, let's roll.

Let it be us together till the world ends.
Nowhere to go.

Fly me to the brightest ster in the sky.
I love the sun. And u know why... geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I saw Sonic on Saturday. The films is a sweet and fun family film. James Marsden and Sonic are an enduring duo and Jim Carrey does a great job as Dr. Robotnik. If there is a sequel, I hope Amy Rose, Cream, Blaze, Knuckles, and Rouge toon up. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Raw trap should totally hit the mainstream. I wonder how rawphoric trap (rawphoric/trap) would sound tho tho?

link

(This link isn't rawphoric trap; it's raw trap.) geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Spamming "follow me on _____" on message/chat boards is like the internet version of holding up a spare change sign lmao. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

When the enemy Blitzcrank hooks me and I get a triple kill. The best way to engage with Darius. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Awwww yeah! Got another pet, glb for 200 fans! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

lol ha ben15delas thinks he's meer Dark than me the Queen Of Darkness. Say what u want Ben but tell me I'm right as you'll never be as Dark as me! geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

u know you've made a friend for life when they put in the effort and money to get Big Man Tyrone to wish u a happy birthday geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

u ever just looked at someone's profiel page that shares the same gebruikersnaam as u and u find out that guy is way meer populair than you, they made their profiel page on your birthday, and they say some shit that u completely disagree with? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Two words. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

"And who zei you're one in million? You're so much better than that." <3 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Sorry. I'll try to post shorter puns. I realize this isn’t the place where they be long. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

At the end of the dag we are all human beans. geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

I almost got a penta on Garen but got killed door the Irelia because she was too fed and I was tank Garen lol. Won't complain about a sweet quadra tho xD geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Beat your meat
While u can
Before I yeet your meat
Into the garbage can

Thank u for reading my poem. It took twelve seconden to write, but a lifetime to create geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Who else is tired of that asshole Canada24? geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

The Justice League
Superman: the man of steel
Wonder Woman: the one female
the Flash: the fastest man alive
Aquaman: the King of Atlantis
Green Lantern: the superhero who can be defeated door the color yellow
Martian Manhunter: the professional hunter of men
Cyborg: the booyah guy
Green Arrow: the less said, the better
Batman: That guy Whatsupbugs will never stop talking about geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Suicide bommenwerper after he dies:Can I have my 72 virgins now?
His boss:You misunderstood something Yusuf its only one and she's 72 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

Hello and thank u for calling the Mental Health Institute
If u have multiple personalities then press 2 3 and 4 geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden

dont geplaatst ·8 maanden geleden