Why creating a mechanical British servant is no meer eccentric than that tie you're wearing geplaatst een jaar geleden

Actually going to go to bed early for a change. I fucking hate getting up early, its such a pain in the ass. geplaatst een jaar geleden

The mentality that u need to create the perfect image to gain validation from nobodies on social media is upsetting to me
u have to always do everything flawlessly, u have to be judged, u can never admit your faults of your guilty pleasures, u must always commit to an image that is fake just for acceptance on Twitter
I think we need this lesson now meer than ever, coming from my boy, Courage the Cowardly Dog
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Real question
With classes being on the Zoom these days
What if a kid got sick
Not with the virus
Just the regular flu
Would they be allowed to call in sick of would the teacher tell them to open that Zoom call because they're already home
Has COVID cancelled staying home pagina sick as well? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wtf

So apparently grilled cheese sandwiches hit different at 2 something in the morning.

What I can't understand though is why it tastes like one of the best things that I've eaten in my entire life right now 🤣 geplaatst een jaar geleden

''I am unable to achieve victory when posed against mammary glands kneading my genitalia in a sexual manner.''

- HIVE-SAN (TL) !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Fanpop: yOu cAn pOsT vIdEoS!1!

Also Fanpop: ONLY FROM YOUTUBE!!1! geplaatst een jaar geleden

the idea of a clutch portemonnee is nightmarish to me, like the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag geplaatst een jaar geleden

When u have long hair like I do, u learn to stop getting upset when u get hair in your food
Because the chances are meer likely that it's your own
Course, that don't excuse the nasty set of hair u find in school lunches. Even if that hair tastes better than the manufactured shit they give to kids, hair is still hair and hair in your food is nasty geplaatst een jaar geleden

I hate it when you're playing League of Legends and you're a melee fighter, who specialises in jumping in, doing damage and cc, but your team backs off whenever u jump in. Like, if you're not going to fight and be a bunch of pussies, then just don't even fucking play the game. FFS. Now I'm tilted. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I don't have a balance
Think I'm gonna fall
Wish I have a talent
I don't belong here at all

Drowning in the pressure
In above my head
Why did I think I could do this
I should have walk away instead
This is my chance to break free
Everythings depending on me
And if I keep trying I'll be
On top, boven Of The World geplaatst een jaar geleden

I'm about to beat u suckers like I beat my dick: with a hammer geplaatst een jaar geleden

u are so self satisfied 🎶
Always ready for a ride
Double crossing, lousy cheat, love u anyway
u have warm and tender devils soul, u are so low
🎶 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Guys, u must know
I got OCD
And ADD
And ADHD
And CQC
And EBT
And CBT
And STD
And BBC
And MVP
And IDK
And SNK
And JFK
And KKK
I got a lotta issues, buddy, so if u try stepping up to me, don't forget your dealing with a mommy's little special needs boy. I'm special and u ain't. Get fucked geplaatst een jaar geleden

I am Sir seconde Son Camealot, Knight of the tafel, tabel of Girth, protector of asses and titties throughout the infinite cosmos.

Our enemies come in hordes and swarms, and they are powerful.

But upon my limped steel becoming big steel I shall strike them down with one mighty schommel, swing of my Noble Phantasm. We shall be victorious!

The raid of shadows have become mobile, seeking to replace all that we love with Traps. kom bij me my brethren, my allies! The Battle for Waifus has begun. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Molé with chips hits meer different than salsa. geplaatst een jaar geleden

So it is just me of is there anyone else stuck with an Image Glitch again? As many times I refresh, they just won't load !!!! geplaatst een jaar geleden

Forgot how much a proper kick to the ribs actually hurts, especially from a fellow experienced martial artist. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Mess with the best so the rest can make a mess on the best's chest geplaatst een jaar geleden

Freezing milkshakes solid hits different. I've been doing the same with chocolate pudding and applesauce. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Alright help me out coz I'm puzzled. "The Witcher (Netflix)" spot has nearly 41,000 fans - but the toon only came out December last year. Surely there haven't been anyone NEAR that number of active fanpop accounts in 2019-2020? Lol it feels like there's a few hundred people on this site at most geplaatst een jaar geleden

My mum didn't raise a quitter. She raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something geplaatst een jaar geleden

Well, I really accentuated the idea of my laziness, because I did absolutely nothing today. Like, literally, the furthest I walked was down to the foyer of where we're staying to get my Uber Eats. Lmao.

I should probably start moving in the weekends, instead of doing nothing. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Happy birthday Adam West. Rest well, my hero. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Whenever u feel low, Ash is still 10. geplaatst een jaar geleden

artikels like "Is Cooking Mama the Dark Souls of IRL" are the reasons why gamers get beat door police. Because as we all know, Gamer Lives Matter and game journalism is just a racist caricature of gamers geplaatst een jaar geleden

I feel I would terrify my 7 jaar old self.. I’m very gothic now, and like horror..LOL geplaatst een jaar geleden

I had a beef tongue taco; it was good. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Always vraag everything. vraag everything including your conspiracy theories. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"We thought we could be arrogant, turn this planet into a-" geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Laughs in Random club syntax* geplaatst een jaar geleden

Me: I’ve watched both Avatar: The Last Airbender & Avatar: The Legend Of Korra. Now on to the volgende Avatar series. 😎
Avatar fans: Um, there is no other Avatar series. You’ve completed it all. 🙃
Me: NO! What am I supposed to watch now?? 😮😭 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Oh, why do I compare myself to everyone?
And I always got my finger on the self-destruct
I wonder when I love me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I wonder when I love me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Why am I always looking for a ride of die?
'Cause mine's the only hart-, hart I'm gonna have for life
After all the times I went and fucked it up
(All the times I went and fucked it up)
I wonder when I love me is enough (yeah, yeah, yeah) geplaatst een jaar geleden

Uber Eats is the greatest thing in the world. Just sit back, relax and food will come to you. Any food. Whatever u want. For a lazy bastard like me, nothing could be greater. XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Pretty sure this is just a spam bot, pls help meld it ("report abuse" button on user page) link geplaatst een jaar geleden

Being a 2000s kid is a lot like being a 90s kid
Except everyone hates you
Including 90s kids
And including other 2000s kids
And including yourself geplaatst een jaar geleden

I went old-school while watching anime, and saw Astro Boy. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just watched a 30-second English dub of Uzaki-chan Wants To Hang Out. Uzaki's voice actor (Monica Riall) made her sound like a Karen with a scratchy voice.

I'm not one to choose subs over dubs gegeven that I don't know Japanese, but this specific anime... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Just wait a minute... I saw that we are going to have a movie for violet evergarden and if I am correct then I saw in the trailer that major gilbert is alive. Are u freaking kidding me...Return back my tears!! XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Fuck hate people I'm not talkative.
*inbox currently 1592* geplaatst een jaar geleden

Your god is ugly and so are u geplaatst een jaar geleden

I wish my brthday was in october.. favoriete maand geplaatst een jaar geleden

Youtubers I imagine I would get along with, if they are the same off-camera..

Jimmy Tatro

Matthew Santoro

Maybe Rob Gavagan, but might depend..

Chris Stuckmann

Jules from WhatCulture geplaatst een jaar geleden

Large animated banner: 5000

goud in Wallet: 73

Lol fucking fanpop geplaatst een jaar geleden

Like and dislike whatever films u want. Don't let Rotten Tomatoes influence your opinions. It's a cool website and all, but too many people decide whether a movie's good of bad based on the R. T. score. geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's already tonight?? What's next? Tomorrow?? Fuck this geplaatst een jaar geleden

>Everyone collectively wishes for zombies
>The first zombie manifests out of pure willpower and makes its way out
>Everyone has been waiting for it behind a wall, hyping up their plan for the past months/years and now it has finally happened
>As soon as it walks out the zombie gets octuple-teamed within seconden out of anticipation and flops down on the spot
>Didn't even get to flex my 800 Jew guns I warehoused of my 95 inch truck wheels that I now have to Craigslist for quicksells lawl geplaatst een jaar geleden

Am I the only one who likes the nick cage ghost rider films, non ironically.. geplaatst een jaar geleden

*goes to kuro thee forum*
* now turns into drunk party*
kuro u dick are u planning on getting a muslim person drunk?
Astaghfirullah XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Hey, Zach?
Oh, nothing.
Just felt like saying that geplaatst een jaar geleden

Tweeting #Allbuildingsmatters on twitter. I want the All lives matter crowd to see how fucking goddamn offensive it is to say all lives matter when black people are mourning people. Now here is a comparison. This is my social commentary for today. Both are equally offensive but if they wanna say #ALM. I'll have a fucking great time doing this to them today. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I just had an insane Renekton game, where I was literally dashing into the enemy team, doing a shit-ton of damage, getting at least a kill and still surviving to fight again. I felt like a pro-player executing the champion properly. Guess I'm finally getting better at LoL. XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

My 2020 Summed up in 11 seconds: link geplaatst een jaar geleden

Alright u nerds, what's the best (free) way to watch Avatar The Last Airbender? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Can US Americans, when using forums with an international audience, stop using nonsense abbreviations to say what region they're from?? People on an introduction thread on fb were like "I'm from Sydney, Australia!", "Birmingham, UK", "Berlin, Germany"... and then there's fooking "Athens, GA" and "Bedford, IA". WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT THESE MEAN. For the love of god just spell out the name lmao geplaatst een jaar geleden

*Walks outside at midnight*

*Looks both ways*

*Clears throat and inhales deeply while Je te laisserai des mots earrape starts playing in the background*

"Enemy stand? I think not my friend. This is the work of a friendly sit!": link geplaatst een jaar geleden

I I had a nickel for everytime I was doomed door a puppet, I would have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice geplaatst een jaar geleden

ANY F-250 WITH THE 7.3 IS GOINT TO OUTLAST u SON, THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO

-"SMALL" JOHN DOYLE

US navy cooks 1981 - 1981
Army veteran club 1982 - 2020 geplaatst een jaar geleden

u can boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

Bullshit is still bullshit. Fuck the what. geplaatst een jaar geleden

life is a fuck geplaatst een jaar geleden

How did the toxic mes cut the garbage human?

From the WASTE up.

Aaaaha...haha...ha. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Heads up. This asshat is back. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Another at-home BBQ gone successful (slightly). geplaatst een jaar geleden

u ever take a nap, and think it's tomorrow? Then u realize it's still today. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Listen, everyone
u may feel like an NPC on some days
But no, you're just the protagonist of a Bethesda game
u may feel like u have no control in your life
Like everyone is making the big boy decisions for you
But that's just because Godd Howard can't run a company
That's not your fault geplaatst een jaar geleden

your minge is cringe
and so are u geplaatst een jaar geleden

Fanmade Pokémon are most of the time better than the ones the Pokémon Company puts out. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Sometimes I feel like a support/side character that doesn't get enough screen time in my own life. Not gonna lie, it kinda sucks the :/ geplaatst een jaar geleden

Seems like every election has been "the most important election of your life" since 1788 lol. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Give me ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo

Cash me outside with ma dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo
Dollar dollar bill, yo geplaatst een jaar geleden

God's watching u suffer for character development. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Leak: The government is holding the Covid vaccine release until Thanksgiving week. Black Friday will be the true apocalypse. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Wot the fook happened this place? been ages since i came on here geplaatst een jaar geleden

*JUST A RUMOUR*

We might have Nate Diaz vs Jorge Masvidal II. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Why the fuck headaches only strikes when u are in your happiest moment? geplaatst een jaar geleden

This is a sad news for me and the Magia Record community. Magia Record server in NA will be shut down at the end of September. I had spent many hours playing that gacha game since the dag it was released. I have spent with these characters like they were my close vrienden and I have to say goodbye to them. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Light travels 1,080,000,000 km in a minute. In a year, light travels 9,460,800,000,000 km.
door comparison, the fastest a manned spacecraft has travelled is 40,000 km/h.
It would take us almost 30,000 years to travel a light jaar in one of our space-crafts. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Your minge is cringe geplaatst een jaar geleden

@Wind

"The ending narration door Tatiana reveals that since then, Vinyl City has become a place where people can perform all kinds of music, free of discrimination of restrictions. The game ends with Mayday and Zuke stepping out to perform in front of their adoring fans." -Wikipedia geplaatst een jaar geleden

I can't believe No Straight Roads is an attack on CoketheUmbreon's perfect reality of a world run door EDM
Sorry, Coke. EDM is evil and rock is good
So says No Straight Roads
(Game slaps door the way. Check it out) geplaatst een jaar geleden

I noticed that I got a new red medal and I was like, "finally after 10 years, a medal for random!" Lol nope, not even tho. Though I won't complain too much because I got the medal for Lana Parrilla's club. geplaatst een jaar geleden

How calming it is under the eye of the storm.

Until it looks the other way. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Romeo and Juliet were fucking idiots and I'm glad they're dead geplaatst een jaar geleden

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache

🎶
🎶
🎶 geplaatst een jaar geleden

Waiting for the Uzaki-Chan Wants To Hang Out English dub like... geplaatst een jaar geleden

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. geplaatst een jaar geleden

I will celebrate Jet's funeral later...I have got something else on mind...RIP Chadwick Boseman best known for playing black panter, panther in marvel. He was battling cancer since 2016. This is a great loss... Wakanda forever!! Black panter, panther was one of my favoriete superhero from marvel and this news was ver shocking for me. Am really sad about this. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Fuck
I can't download Demon Slayer afbeeldingen without hearing in my head bloom screaming

OMG OMG I SHIP IT BGBWRBWRBW

*gets shot*
*RIP JET* geplaatst een jaar geleden

"The idea of light-speed is that u are travelling 300,000 km/s, which is the fastest known speed to mankind. We all dream about being able to exceed the speed of light, as far as the expansion of the Universe and the theory of it exceeding the speed of light. Whether it is true, of not, is a whole different vraag entirely, but it is certainly an interesting one." geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Life is nothing, but a dream. We dream of earning more, doing more, eating more... all we want is more." According to James Rachels, there is a whole study of moral philosophy, regarding the idea of human nature and wanting more, meer and more. geplaatst een jaar geleden

"If u commentaar on Youtube, but u feel the need to use caps, of argue in bold, then you're clearly angry and tilted, therefore, u should probably avoid commenting in the first place and sounding like a tool. Yeah, advice is hard to take, but pride is worth nothing if you're wrong." geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Life is hard. Nothing could possibly be harder, but one thing makes life vastly meer simple: the internet." geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Peace under an illusion is not true peace. Peace is only meaningful if the real world manages to accomplish it" geplaatst een jaar geleden

Every-time when someone speaks nonsense, the first thing I ask them is "Are u psychopath?" I don't know why they feel they are being dissed 😒😒 geplaatst een jaar geleden

"Forgetting a memory doesn't mean you've abandoned it, right? u can't let go of the things that are important to you. They're surely stored away, deep in the drawers of your heart... and when they unexpectedly peek out at you, u feel a strange mixture of happiness and embarrassment." geplaatst een jaar geleden

I went jogging without my glasses.
dont even ask how deep is the wound XD geplaatst een jaar geleden

Goku: Hey, best buddy

Vegeta: F**k off geplaatst een jaar geleden

It's Never Ogre geplaatst een jaar geleden

The devil u know and see is nothing compared to the one that you're oblivious to. geplaatst een jaar geleden

UPDATE: Hurricane Laura missed Lufkin, so we're pretty much marked safe. geplaatst een jaar geleden