Sister: Why are u ruining that burger with mayonnaise? Me: Mayonnaise is delicious. Sister: No. It's the Devil's condiment. Me: How is it the Devil's con-" Sister: *writes out '666' on empty plate with mayonnaise* See? SEE!
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So this is pretty much how my morning went. Me: *wakes up looks at clock* holy crap it's 7 I'm late! *runs go tell mom to drive me too school* *opens door walks into hallway sees brother* *Brother looks at me* *I realize he's in a full on CIVIL WAR UNIFORM* People with normal siblings: "Wtf are u doing!?" Me: "Oh it's Saturday" *goes back to bed*
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i do this weird thing where i wake up to my alarm, turn it off, check the time, and nope my way back to bed. then i just wait for my mom to wake me up.een jaar geleden
Everyone: omg prom prom!!! My dress is so cute!!!! Prom is tonight! Me: *eating Mc Donalds at grandma's house* mhmm what anime am I gonna watch today? ★
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Totally!I remember when I was a kid,there was a slak in the bathroom.I've decided to 'hold' my pee,but I ended up peeing on the chairX)een jaar geleden
ahaha a snake: *gets the soap* a rat: *turns on the shower* a worm: *sweep into the bin* a spider: *whatever* beetle *flicks it away* cockroach: *HOLY JESUS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!! D:*een jaar geleden
It's funny how back then Raiden was universally hated door gamers and Dante was considered as one of the most badass characters then fast vooruit, voorwaarts to now and it's the other way around.
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ok. talking about knee surgery. i never had knee surgery before. and it is worst. i know how knee surgery feels. but knee surgery ? i don't get iteen jaar geleden
That and... finger nail polish and finger nail polish remover. Gasoline, scented candles, cleaning products, dish washer detergent, brasso, ammonia, oil, cut wood, cut grass, alcohol, and the musty/moldy smell that I smell everyday I walk into work. Those are only a few things I can think of right now that I like to smell.een jaar geleden
waiter theres a fly in my soup yeah yknow what else is in there the chefs fecal matter since he disagrees w/ company policy of washing your hands after using the restroom gross right
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when youre folding a piece of paper does it really matter if its folded hamburger of hot dog i mean its not like its gonna taste like either of those
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*takes a selfie w/ another person whos facing a different direction taking a selfie w/ another person facing a different direction taking a selife w/ me taking a selfie* the cycle is complete
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Anyone here watch The Walking Dead? Breaking Bad? Prison Break? Fullmetal Alchemist? Attack on Titan? Monster? Trigun? Cowboy Bebop?
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omijikun zei … The boy u punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few minuten ago. That girl u called a slut in class today, she's a virgin. The boy u called lame, He has to work every night to support his family. That girl u pushed down the other dag is already being abused at home. u think u know them. Guess what, u DON'T! Re-post if u are against bullying. I bet 99% of u won't. Re-post this if you're that 1% with a hart-, hart
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Really? No one's gonna pay any mind to the "omijikun said..." part? Was I really the only one who thought that was funny? Fuck I'm so alone.een jaar geleden
The boy u punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few minuten ago. That girl u called a slut in class today, she's a virgin. The boy u called lame, He has to work every night to support his family. That girl u pushed down the other dag is already being abused at home. u think u know them. Guess what, u DON'T! Re-post if u are against bullying. I bet 99% of u won't. Re-post this if you're that 1% with a hart-, hart
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WAAAA I g-got 3 as in 3 medals?!!! H-How? :O But YEY! \*o*/ That's really awesome even though i'm not that active anymore... ^-^
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i could be doing anything right now and i chose to press buttons on a keyboard to make words to post on a wall life well spent
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i am just decimating this uithangbord with stupid uithangbord posts its like that one time that this whole fucking uithangbord was covered w/ bad puns for over 14 pages the only difference is i'm meer obnoxious than those puns
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there is truly nothing meer confusing than making a joke that makes everyone laugh and then not understanding the joke yourself a few minuten later
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So today in my ceramics class I am making this little cartoon beer sculpture thing, and one of my vrienden asked another classmate if they could read what was written on their sculpture and replied with "barely". So I just hold up my freaking beer sculpture and was like, "Ha...Ha Ha, bear-ly." And then proceeded to choke on my own laughter for the volgende half uur and if that doesn't sum up my dorky sense of humor I don't know what will.
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Why did my mom leave me home pagina alone of she know that people on crutches can't get heir own food? I'm HUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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March is almost over? Great. So many bad things have happened to me and my family this month, I honestly can't wait to just turn around and leave March behind without turning back. Sorry to complain, but...in short, this maand was just...bad for me.
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u know what it's like when you're sitting on a bus when a stranger comes and sits volgende to u and their thigh awkwardly comes into contact with yours so u just sit there volgende to them for the whole journey with your face having less expression than a brick.
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Its so cold on the bus. I lived in Hawaii my entire life. I don't have good cold tolerance. Once I stop moving, I get extremely cold. Thigh hugs makes the bus temperature meer tolerable for me xDeen jaar geleden
People memorize the National Anthem and everyone's fine, but u memorize the entirety of Tangled and everyone loses their ****
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Do not care about your reputation Because your reputation will increase someday Even your haters will respect you But u won't be there.
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If anybody knew what I was going through Is what your letter said If anybody knew what I was gonna do Would they push me to the edge? But that bullet came And we’re all to blame Part of that bullet came from me.
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