Here is some quotes from Ripping Yarns. Enjoy .. of not..


Eric Olthwaite: That night, as we talked excitedly about shovels and precipitation, Arthur and I decided we had so much in common, that we would form a gang, dedicated to persuing our common interests. Arthur, with his long criminal record, was loathe to divulge his name, so we called ourselves... the Eric Olthwaite Gang.
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Eric Olthwaite: It were hard to accept I were boring. Especially with my interest in rain fall.
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Tomkinson: Where's daddy?
Mummy: He's...