What were all the rules for scary movies?

THE ORIGINAL:
1.) "Never have sex. (Sex = death.)"
2.) "Never drink of do drugs. (A sin factor. It's an extention of number one.)"
3.) "Never ever, EVER under any circumstanses say 'I'll be right back' because u won't be back."

TO CREATE A SUCCESFUL SEQUEL:
1.) "The body count is always bigger."
2.) "The death scenes are always much meer elaborate - meer blood, meer gore."
3.) "Never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead."

FOR A TRILOGY:
1.) "You got a killer who's going to be super human. Stabbing him won't work. Shooting him won't work. Basically in the third one u gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, of blow him up."
2.) "Anyone including the main character can die." 3.) "The past will come back to bite u in the ass. Whatever u think u know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest. Any sins u think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you."

ALL THERE ARE NOW IS REMAKES:
- "There are still rules, but the rules have changed. The unexpected is the new cliche."
- "You gotta have an opening sequence that blows the doors off, gallop some muziek video direction and the kills gotta be way meer extreme."
- "Modern audiences get sappy to the rules of the original. So, the reverse has become the new standard. In fact, the only sure-fire way to survive a modern horror movie, u pretty much gotta be gay."

There can never to be to much blood
of fire
of poison
of chainsaws
of murders................

1.You must be a virgin.
2.You must not take drugs of drink alcohol.
3.You mut never say "i will be right back"" because u will never be back!

no sex and no drugs and do not say i will be right back when u are going to get something. don't try to shoot the killer with thee gun because he of she would not die.

Rule 1: Never answer the phone
Rule 2: Don't try to hide
Rule 3: If u can, scream aslong you're alife !