if shadow at your room when u woke up what would he do?

this is what he would do:
me: *turns on light* shadow? wtf!
shadow: shit where the hell am i?
me: *throws mes at shadow* GO AWAY! LET ME SLEEP!
shadow: *dodges knife* SHIT! WHAT THE HELL!?!?
me: *growls madly and sleeps*
shadow: O__O i gotta get outta this place....

me: *wakes up* shadow bro u know my sister's room
shadow: SHIT WERE AM I?!?!
me: dude your in my room not shaila's room!
shadow: SHIT! *chaos controls to shaila's room*
me: gay dude! just gay! *falls asleep thinking of diana*

hi shaadoow wat r u doing in my room amy mind: i love shadow) so get the *@@# out of my room !!!!

*I flick the switch*

Shadow:Hey Riley.
Me: hallo Shadow ^^'''
Shadow: Why r u so scared?
Me: o3o
*Shadow kisses me*
Me: 0///0
Shadow: ^///////^
Me: I'm with Silver, dangit!
Shadow:...I guess ill go over to loveshads' house...
Me: Bye.

me:*wakes up and sees shadow in my bed* O_O
shadow: SO THATS WHERE u KEEP YOUR HAMMER!!
me:*blushes and feels shadow touching my ass*

me:wakes up
shadow:hi
me:come here and close eyes
shadow:comes and closes eyes
me:punch his and tell everithing to amy rose and other characters (if ill ever meat them)

Me:oh uhhh um hi shadow
Shadow:sup sexy babe
Me:*blushes* wh-wh-why did u call me that sh-sh-shadow?
Shadow:l,ll toon you*grabs my arm and kiss me then slips his tounge in my mouth*
Me:mmmmmm.
Shadow:*then gets on me then puts 1 hand on one of my breast and the other on my ass*
Me:*pushes him*no shadow I dont love u like that!
Shadow:come on just for a few minutes.
Me:fine.(1hr&20min)waaaaaaah!
Shadow:what's wrong?
Me:that was to long and my body hurts cause of you!
Shadow:*pulls me to his chest*im very sorry but I couldn't help it it's just I love so much that I just had to do that.
Me: that's ok*kisses his cheek*