Some people are really obsessing over Shadow. I'm tired of it. This is Shadow the Hedgehog fan club, not Shadow Couples club, dammit! Stop posting things like, "Shadow loves me the best!" He doesn't! I'm sure if Shadow was real, he wouldn't go out with any of you guys! Even Rouge (I'm sure he's really annoyed by her). So stop obsessing over him! He isn't even real for fuck's sake! And don't start hating because I'm telling the truth!