Private: Do u have the ring? Skipper: Yes I do Private: Marlene do u have the ring? Marlene: Yes. . . Private: Skipper, will u take Marlene to be your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to care, to love and to nourish, til death do u part? Skipper: I do. Private: Marlene, will u take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and to care, to love and to nourish til death do u part? Marlene: I do. Private: u may kiss the bride. Skipper and Marlene: *kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiisssss*
12 hours befor wedding. . . Private: Skipper what are u doing? Skipper: Seeing if I have enough money for a ring....
Skipper sat in the HQ drinking his favoriete vis flavored coffee and reading his morning briefing. From what he read there seemed to be nothing out of the ordinary going on today, training in the AM, a lunch brake midday, and some crowd wooing in the afternoon.
Private, Kowalski, and Rico were just getting out of bed when Skipper spoke up.
“Well men,” Skipper zei sternly as he placed the briefing on the tafel, tabel and took a sip of his coffee, “make sure you’re outside at 0700 hours” he continued checking the clock on the wall; it showed 6:45.