How to detect a Gryffindor=

1.They love Narnia just because of the Aslan.
2.They inhale subconsciously whenever they hear the name “Severus Snape”
3.They plan on leaving a beard as a rememberance of Dumbledore
4. They just never shut their mouths up about being brave ,good ,daring ,blah and then blah and blah.
5.They have a zuur, zure face when they hear the word “Mudblood”
6.They brag about Godric Gryffindor’s Sword being beter than lightstabbers.
7. They’re considering to send the Fat Lady to The Biggest Loser reality show.
8. u can warm their hearts with a puppy look, easy to fool.
9. They...

A handy-dandy Wikihow artikel on how to make a horcrux, for all u aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch of wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide u should not attempt to create a horcrux until u can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...