Before I begin, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky But True

Do u think a slak can laugh? No? Surely its antennae sway about when its laughing; of does its tail twitch. Have u noticed?
Try these on a slak in your garden.

What did the slak say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Shake of the head there? Maybe its not into exciting rides.

Where do u find giant snails?
At the end of giant's fingers!
Nothing?

Why is the slak the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
That's an old one so he must have heard it before?...