Yes... I'm giving you premission to write down a list of ways to annoy me, Professor and Headmaster Severus Snape. (Only write down a list, don't EVER do ANY of the things listed.)

Since adolescents seem to love to bother their elders, together we can compile at least a hundred different ways to irritate me. I shall then publish it my official "Severus Snape" fan club to attract more attention to this particular spot. And remember, be ORIGINAL and don't steal off another list, because that is absolute plagarism.

Good luck, and remember... do NOTHING on the list.