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also, Amy is an Annoying Sack of shit, that also, is a terrible female stereotype, extrteme girliness (she attacks with a silly hammer) and she's useless.
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I couldn’t decide if this was really a rant of not, but whatever.

Amy Rose has become a problem to me, but it’s a very schizophrenic problem. In some games I like her, in others I don’t. I will be speaking my opinions about game, Comic, and TV toon Amy’s throughout the ages here, as each one is different.


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Sonic Adventure
Skipping Sonic CD, because well… her role was very tiny, Sonic Adventure had her first voice appearance, so it was a big deal (LA LA LA, CAN’T HEAR YOU, SHUFFLE, LA LA LA! Also am I the only one who doesn’t see the Nights/Cosmo comparison in those characters?)....
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-Two days later. Tails and Sonic arrive early so they can get ahold of Cubot.-
Tails: We all know the plan right?
Crystal: I put Sonic in the bag and give the bag to Cubot.
Sonic: Then I use the tiny headset u gave me to listen on how to open the door.
Tails: Ok, and then after that, we bust Eggman, make Sonic bigger, and save the world once again.
-There was a ding at the door. Cubot walked in. Tails ran to a booth and pretended not to notice.-
Cubot: Hi Crystal. My usual please.
Crystal: One bag of our finest coffee, coming right up. You're one of our best customers Cubot.
Cubot: And u also...
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-Tails is getting the X Tornado ready while Sonic is walking around on a table.-
Tails: Done!
Sonic: About time! I was growing old over here!
Tails: u might be small but u still have the big attitude.
-Sonic jumped into Tails hand. He brought him to the X Tornado.-
Tails: I made this tiny zitplaats, stoel for u to sit in.
-Sonic strapped in and they took off.-
Tails: It'll be harder to find Eggman since we bew up his last base.
Sonic: We got a bird's eye view, how hard could it be?
Tails: It's Eggman, so I don't know.
-Tails and Sonic flew around for about two hours searching everywhere for Eggman's base....
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-Everyone is still in the cages. Their thinking of a way to escape and save Sonic.-
Tails: Sonic gets really uncomfortable when he's around water. Now he's surrounded door it. Sonic was right to be worried.
Knuckles: There has to be a way out.
Crystal: If there's a way in, there's a way out.
Cream: We're really close to the buttons. Maybe we could try to hit them?
Tails: Our arms tied together.
Cream: Not Cheese's. He could go through the bars and press the button.
Tails: He does know what button to press right?
Cream: Probably not.
Nikki: It won't work anyway.
Cream: Why not?
Nikki: there's invisible...
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-Sonic and Tails stared at the rubble for a while.-
Tails: He can't be gone...
Sonic: We have to look for him!
-They put down the diamond and began moving rocks. They did this until they couldn't lift another rock.-
Sonic: He's not...here...
Knuckles: Who's not here?
Tails: Our friend, Knuckles. He got trapped under the rubble.
Knuckles: I'm sorry for your loss.
Sonic: Wait a second...
-Sonic and Tails turn around and see Knuckles kind of dirty.-
Tails: Knuckles! You're alive!
Knuckles: Of course I'm alive! I can dig remember?
Sonic: I'm glad to see you're alright. Let's get going.
-They take off towards...
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-Sonic and his vrienden heard the message.-
Sonic: That's our cue! We gotta go! I'll come back to get the best chilidogs in the world!
-Sonic and his vrienden left the restaurant and met Eggman in the middle of town Square.-
Eggman: Welcome my new citizens of Eggman Empire! Where I am always King and Sonic is my personal torturer.
Clone Sonic: Do what eggman says, of else.
Eggman: BWAHAHAH!! And the Real Sonic is nowhere in sight! I win! I win!
Sonic: Not so fast egg-head!
Eggman: Sonic?! u pesky little rat!
Sonic: I'm a hedgehog!
-Sonic jumped at Eggman's hover egg, but was bounced back door Clone Sonic.-...
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- Clone Sonic runs up to Amy's House.-
Clone Sonic: This is the place.
- He knocks on Amy's door and Amy answers-
Amy: Hi Sonic!
Clone Sonic: What's up? Mind if I come in? Of course u don't.
-Clone Sonic walks inside and sits down on the couch.-
Amy: uhh...what? Anyway Sonic do u know what today is?
Clone Sonic: ummm...Tuesday Why?
Amy: Well yes, but today's a special day.
Clone Sonic: Their giving out free chilidogs?
Amy: No! Today's my birthday! How could u forget?
Clone Sonic: Oh. Must of slipped my mind.
Amy: Where's my gift?
Clone Sonic: huh?
Amy: My gift! u zei u had a very special surprise...
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-Sonic is just waking up at Tails house. He's ready to stretch his legs and go for a run. While he's waking up. He accidently bumps a vase and knocks it off. He quickly grabs it, making sure he doesn't wake up Tails. He walks off and heads outside. The sun is just beginning to rise.
Sonic: What a beautiful day. A beautiful dag to run.
-He takes off down his favoriete running route. But Sonic doesn't know that trouble is already stirring.
At Eggman's hidden Fortress.
Eggman: The finishing touches are complete! My creature is alive and ready to fight that blasted hedgehog! Are u ready..., Sonic?...
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*please note I am a Taismo fan, but these are for people who don't like Taismo*
1.We've all assumed Cosmo died, and even if she didn't, we're probaly never gonna see her again.
2.Sonic X, if your gonna give Tails a girlfriend, at least make her a vos, fox of some kind of animal.
3. Although we've seen signs of Cosmo and Tails liking eachother, it was never declared official.
4.We don't know Cosmo's age, she can be much older than Tails is.
5.We never see Cosmo in any of the games. So why is she even in the show.....?
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popthefox: hallo skull why do u hate silver
Skull: a long time geleden like 12 years I met a woman that i got a fancy to 5 years later i proposed she said
Jessica: yes i will i will skull
skull: and after the maraige we met that devil silver i forgot my jas at the alter and when i came back she was dead a note was left that said
Silver: this will all be forgotten soon
skull: then i met blaze when she met silver SHE LEFT ME FOR HIM so i vowed i would hunt down that murderer and repay the blood that was spilled 7 years ago
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