4x06 Cherokee Hair Tampons

Token:We Should Be There door Now. Maybe We Missed A Turn. I Guess I Should Have Taken A...Wait A Minute.
Token:Let's Go This Way!
Token:Come On, Phillipe! It's A Shortcut. We'll Be There In No Time!
Token:This Can't Be Right. Where Have u Taken Us, Phillipe? We'd Better Turn Around...And...Whoa...Whoa Boy, Whoa Phillipe. Oh, Oh! Look Out!
Token:Back Up! Back Up! Back Up! Good Boy, Good Boy. That's Good, That's--Back Up! Steady. Steady! hallo Now. Steady. Phillipe? Oh No! Help! Is Someone There?
Token:Hello? Hello?
Kyle:Old Fellow Must Have Lost His Way In The Woods.
Butters:Keep Quiet! Maybe He'll...

SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sick of these stupid questions...
Kyle- OMG! Cartman, what did u ask?!!?
Cartman- Me?!?! how about you!
SFG- No, guys. Here's the question: YouTube of not?
Cartman and kyle- YES! *turn to each other* HEY!
SFG- *smacks forhead again* I'm REALLY sick of these two...
Cartman- Hey, hallo Micks!
SFG- *sighs* What?Cartman- What did u say to Kyle the other day?
SFG- nothing. I just asked him to answer the vragen honestly. Now, I want resoning in this answer. Cartman, why do u say yes to YouTube?
Cartman- It may be a pain, like Kyle, but its useful, unlike Kyle.
Kyle- .....-_-...

Trey Parker:Once Upon A Time, In A Faraway Land, Young Prince Kyle Lived In A Shining Castle. Although He Had Everything His hart-, hart Desired, The Prince Was Spoiled, Selfish And Unkind. But Then, One Winter's Night, An Old Beggar Woman Came To The kasteel And Offered Him A Single Rose In Return For Shelter From The bitter Cold. Repulsed door Her Haggard Appearance, The Prince Sneered At The Gift And Turned The Old Woman Away, But She Warned Him Not To Be Deceived door Appearances, For Beauty Is Found Within. And When He Dismissed Her Again, The Old Woman's Ugliness Melted Away To Reveal A Beautiful...

Kenny:Heh! Oh Boy! Wendy's Gonna Get The Surprise Of Her Life, Huh Clyde.
Clyde:Yep. This Is Her Lucky Day!
Clyde:I'd Like To Thank u All For Coming To My Wedding. But First, I Better Go In There And...Propose To The Girl!
(Pip, Jimmy And The Others Laugh)
(Shelly, Red And Annie Cry)
Clyde:Now, u Kenny. When Belle And I Come Out That Door--
Kenny:Oh I Know, I Know!
Clyde:Not Yet!
Kenny:Sorry!
Wendy:Clyde, What A Pleasant...Surprise.
Clyde:Isn't It Though? I'm Just Full Of Surprises. u Know, Wendy. There's Not A Girl In Town Who Wouldn't Love To Be In Your Shoes. This Is The Day... This Is The Day...

“Come on! Come on!” I whined as I flipped through the shows on my TV. “Oh for the love of God, how much longer!?”
    “Are u still waiting for the new South Park episodes?” asked my mom, entering my room.
    “Mom, u don’t understand! I’ve been waiting for the seconde half of season fourteen to come out for five months now,” I said. “Every dag time is slowing down. It’s like…waiting for Christmas…times a thousand.”
    “You’re just going to have to be patient until October sixth,” my mom told me...