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"no chick flick moments".."alright jerk" "bitch"
Okie dokie...one of the reason i watch Supernatural is because of its quirky funny quotes..they can make u laugh even if you're scared out of your wits of u shed a tear of two..
Here are a couple of my favoriete lines from the latest season:




Lazarus rising
 too hot even for hell
too hot even for hell

Dean: Look, pal, I'm not buying what you're selling. Who are u really?
Castiel: I told you.
Dean: Right. And why would an angel rescue me from hell?
Castiel: Good things do happen, Dean.
Dean: Not in my experience.

Dean: u mean the gas station and the hotel. That was u talking? (Castiel nods) Buddy, volgende time lower the volume.
Castiel: It was my mistake. Certain people, special people, can perceive my true visage. I thought u would be one of them. I was wrong.
Dean: And what visage are u in now, what, holy tax accountant?

Demon waitress: So u get to just strolled out of the pit, huh? Tell me, what makes u so special?
Dean: I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples.

Dean: (in the Impala) What the hell is that?
Sam: That's an iPod jack.
Dean: u were supposed to take care of her, not douche her up.

Dean: Dude, I'm so in.
Sam: Yeah, she's gonna eat u alive.
Dean: Hey, I just got out of jail. Bring it!
Pamela: You're invited too, Grumpy.
Dean: u are not invited.

Dean: I know. I should look like a Thriller video reject.

Dean: But don’t come crawling to me when they toon up on your doorstep with vaseline and a brand hose.

Are u there God? It's me, Dean Winchester
 God..hear my prayer..
God..hear my prayer..

Dean: All I know is I was not groped door an angel.

Sam: A demon who's immune to salt rounds? And devil traps? And Ruby's knife? Dean, Lilith is scared of that thing.
Dean: Don't u think that if angels were real, that some hunter, somewhere, would have seen one. At some point! Ever.
Sam: Yeah. u just did, Dean.
Dean: I'm trying to come up with a theory here, okay? Work with me.
Sam: Dean, we have a theory.
Dean: Yeah, one with a little less fairy dust on it, please!

Dean, to Sam: You're gonna get me some pie! *later* Dude, where's the pie??

Sam: u built a panic room??
Bobby: I had a weekend off.
Dean: Bobby..you're awesome!

Castiel: The rising of the witnesses is one of the 66 seals.
Dean: I’m guessing that’s not a toon at SeaWorld.

Castiel: The Lord works..
Dean: If u say "mysterious ways" so help me, I will kick your ass.

Meg: u don't recognize me? This is what I looked like before that demon cut off my hair and dressed me like a slut.

Bobby: I think I got everything we need here at the house.
Dean: Any chance u got everything we need here in this room?
Bobby: So u thought our luck was gonna start now all of a sudden?

In the beginning
 "killing monsters, hunting things..family business"
"killing monsters, hunting things..family business"

Azazel: All those angels on your shoulder. No, I'm gonna cover my tracks good.
Dean: u can cover whatever the hell u want, I'm still going to kill you.
Azazel: Right. Now that I'd like to see.
Dean: Maybe not today. But u look into my eyes, u son of a bitch, 'cause I'm the one that kills you.

Dean: Sammy, wherever u are..mom is a babe! I'm going to hell..again..

Dean: What about the rest of the town? Did u find anything on the web..of..information that u have assembled.
Deanna: Electrical storms, maybe. The weather service graphs should be here on friday.
Dean: door mail?
Samuel: No, we hired a jetliner, straalvliegtuig to fly them to us overnight.

Samuel: So u didn't notice anything unusual, ma'am?
Woman: u mean like my husband's guts fertilizing the back forty?

Dean: So, what, God's my co-pilot, is that it?

Metamorphosis
 Sammy, you're not a freak
Sammy, you're not a freak

Dean: I’ve seen big weird, little weird, weird with crazy on top. But this guy, come on, this guy’s boring.

Dean(to Ruby): Well aren't u just an obedient little bitch?

Travis: Boys, we got ourselves a rugaru.
Dean: Rugaru? Is that made up? That sounds made up.

Dean: Longpig?
Sam: He means human flesh.
Dean: And that is my new word of the day!

Dean: Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress right volgende to his K-Y. It's a sickness. It is.

Dean: u probably feeling your bones moving under your skin and your appetite’s reaching Hungry Hungry Hippo levels. How am I doing so far?

Sam: I've got demon blood in me, Dean. I'm a whole new level of freak! (poor Sammy..broke my heart!)

Monster movie
 rebels with a badge
rebels with a badge

Dean: Hey, u think this Dracula can turn into a bat? That'd be cool.

Jamie: Try again tomorrow, g-man.
Dean: I wish I could. I don't think we're stayin' on the case.
Jamie: What? Is it too weird for you?
Dean: Not weird enough.

Dean: It looks like we stumbled upon a midnight tonen of Dracula meets the wolf Man.

Dean: We need to find this guy before he Creature from the Black Lagoons somebody.

Dean: We still gotta see the new Raiders movie.
Sam: Saw it.
Dean: Without me?
Sam: u were in hell.
Dean: That's no excuse.

Dean: I'm a maverick ma'am..a rebel with a badge..one thing I don't play by..the rules! (he winks..awwww)
Sam: Okay maverick!

Dean: ..which leads me to conclude..sadly..that my virginity is intact.

Dean: Brother, i have been rehymenated and the dude will not obide!
Sam: Alright..dude!

Dean(at the morgue): I'm getting a headache!

Dracula: I have a coupon.

Dean: That guy was about to Frankenstein me.
Sam: hallo there Hansel!
Dean: Shut up!

Yellow fever
 he'll kill yaaaaaa
he'll kill yaaaaaa

Dean: That was scary!...What??

Dean: Run!! He'll kill you!

Coroner: Everyone drops dead sooner of later. That's why I've got job security.

Sam: How ya feelin'?
Dean: Awesome. It's nice to have my head on the chopping block again, I almost forgot what that feels like. It's friggin delightful.

Sam: It's ghost sickness.
Dean: Ghost sickness?
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: God, no.
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: I don't even know what that is.

Sam: Dude, you're going 20.
Dean: So?
Sam: That's the speed limit.
Dean: What? Safety's a crime now?

Dean: Sam, I'm not gonna make a left-hand turn into oncoming traffic, I'm not suicidal. Did I just say that? That was kinda weird.

Sam: What are u doing waiting out here anyway
Dean: Our room is on the fourth floor..It's high.

Dean: I mean, come on Sam. What are we doing?
Sam: We're hunting a ghost.
Dean: A ghost, exactly. Who does that?
Sam: Us.
Dean: Us, right. And that Sam is exactly why our lives suck. I mean come on, we hunt monsters. What the hell? Normal people, they see a monster and they run, not us. No, no, no we zoek out things that want to kill us, yeah, huh, or..or eat us. u know who does that? Crazy people! We are insane!!

Dean: On the up-side, I'm still alive, so..uh..go team!

Bobby: 'Cause this line of work can get awful scary.
Dean: I'm fine. What, u wanna go hunting? I'll hunt. I'll kill anything.
Sam: Awwww...
Bobby: He's adorable :D (yeah, he so is!)

It's the great pumpkin, Sam Winchester
 uuh..candies!
uuh..candies!

Sam: Yeah, that demon ray-gun stuff? Doesn't work on me.

Dean: I mean, come on, you're gonna wipe out a whole town for one little witch. Sounds to me like you're compensating for something.

Dean: Yeah..well, if u were a six-hundred-year hag and u could choose any costume to come back in, wouldn't u go for a hot cheerleader? I would...mmm..

Dean: Witches, man. They're so freaking skeevy.

Sam: What about you? Find anything on the victim?
Dean: This Luke Wallace..he was so vanilla that he made vanilla seem spicy.

Dean: Astronaut!!

Dean: So we're talking ghosts.
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: Zombies.
Sam: Mm-hmm..
Dean: Leprechauns?
Sam: Dean!
Dean: Those little dudes are scary..small hands.

Dean: It's Halloween, man.
Sam: Yeah. For us, every dag is Halloween.
Dean: Don't be a downer.

Dean: I'm telling you, both of these vics are squeaky-clean. There was no reason for wicked-bitch payback.

Wishful thinking
 teddy bier doctors
teddy beer doctors

Dean: of it's a Bigfoot. u know, and he's some kind of alcoholo-porno addict...kind of like a deep-woods Duchovny.

Waiter: u have got to try our ice cream extreme. It’s extreme.
Sam: Uh, no extremities, please.

Sam: I can see you're very interested.
Dean: Women, showers. We got to save these people.

Dean: I got to tell you, I’m pretty disappointed.
Sam: u wanted to save naked women.
Dean: Darn right I wanted to save some naked women.

Dean: So what, Bigfoot breaks into a liquor store jonesing for some hooch? Amaretto and Irish Cream..he's a girl-drink drunk.

Sam: Are we... should we... are we gonna kill this teddy bear?
Dean: How? Do we shoot it, burn it?
Sam: I don't know. Both?
Dean: How do we even know that's gonna work? I mean I don't want some giant, flaming, pissed-off teddy on our hands.
Sam: Yeah. Besides, I get the feeling that the beer isn't really the..you know..core problem here.

Dean: Little girl..
Girl: Audrey!!!! (awesome...oh, man..Dean's face...hahaaa)

Dean: We are teddy beer doctors!

Sam: I'm really sorry to have to break this to you, but your beer is sick. Yeah, he's..he's got...
Dean: Lollipop disease.

Teddy Bear: Look at this. u believe this crap?
Dean: Not really.
Teddy Bear: It is a terrible world. Why am I here?
Audrey: For thee parties!
Teddy Bear: thee parties? Is that all there is???

suicidal note of the teddy bear: "Life is meaningless. Signed T. Bear" (it was so damn funny!! emo teddy)

I know what u did last summer
 "c'mooon! where the hell are you??"
"c'mooon! where the hell are you??"

Anna: This demon, Lilith, is trying to break the 66 seals to free Lucifer from Hell. Lucifer will bring the Apocalypse. So smoke ‘em if u got ‘em.

Dean: Well, u got a lot of nerve tonen up anywhere near me.
Ruby: I just have some info, and then I'm gone.
Sam: What is it?
Ruby: I'm hearing a few whispers.
Dean: Ooh, great, demon whisperers..that's reliable.

Sam: C'mooon!! Where the hell are you??..I don't want ten years. I don't want one year. I don't want candy! I want to trade places with Dean!

Dean: That’s Revelations.
Psychiatrist: Since when does the Book of Revelations have jack-o-lanterns?
Dean: It’s, uh..a little-known translation.

Dean: So, they lock u up with a case of the crazies, when really you’re just tuning into angel radio?

Anna: And you're Dean..THE Dean?
Dean: Oh, yeah..THE Dean I guess..

Dean: So I'm Girl, Interrupted..and I know the score with the apocalypse..just busted out of the nutbox..possibly using super powers door the way. Where do I go?

Ruby: Proof. This body is 100% socially conscious. I recycle. Al Gore would be proud.

Alastair: Don't u recognize me? Oh, I forgot..I'm wearing a pediatrician.

Dean: Well, at least now we know why the demons want u so bad. They get a hold of u , they can hear everything the other side's cooking...you're 1-900-ANGEL!

Dean: Sam?
Sam: Yeah?
Dean: Too much information!
Sam: Hey, I told u I was coming clean.
Dean: Yeah, but now I feel dirty. Okay, well uh...brain-stabbing imagery aside, so far all you've told me about is a manipulative teef who uh...screwed you, played mind games with you, and did everything in the book to get u to go bad.

Dean: I guess I..you know..
Ruby: What?
Dean: I guess I owe u for..Sam. And I just wanted to..you know..
Ruby: Don’t strain yourself.
Dean: Okay, then. Is the moment over?..good, cause that was awkward.

Heaven and Hell
 "watch out Ken doll...i might slip and kill yaa"
"watch out Ken doll...i might slip and kill yaa"

Dean: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, I know she's wiretapping your angel chats of whatever, but it's no reason to gank her.
Uriel: Don't worry. I'll kill her gentle.

Uriel: Give us the girl.
Dean: Sorry. Get yourself another one. Try Jdate.

Dean: Iron walls drenched in salt. Demons can't even touch the joint.
Ruby: Which I find racist, door the way.
Dean: Write your Congressman.

Sam: Where’s Bobby?
Dean: Uh, the Dominican. He zei we break anything, we buy it.
Sam: Is he working a job?
Dean: God, I hope so. Otherwise he’s at Hedonism in a banaan hammock and a trucker cap.
Sam: Now that’s seared in my brain.

Sam: She was convinced that he wasn’t her real daddy.
Dean: Who was? The plumber, hmm? A little snaking the pipes?
Sam: Dude, you’re confusing reality with porn again.

Pamela: Sam, is that you?
Sam: I’m right here.
Pamela: Oh. Know how I can tell? That perky little ezel of yours. u could bounce a nickel off that thing.

Dean: So, u just forgot that u were God’s little Power Ranger?

Dean: So what, you're just gonna take some divine bong hit, and Shazam, you're Roma Downey?
Anna: Something like that.

Ruby: What?
Dean: Nothing. It’s just..an angel and a demon, riding in the back seat. It’s like the setup for a bad joke. of a Penthouse forum letter.
Sam: Dude..reality..porn.
Dean: u call this reality?

Dean: What was that for?
Anna: u know… our last night on Earth… all that.
Dean: You’re stealing my best line.

Uriel: Wait, there's more. u cut yourself a slice of angel food cake. u did.
Dean: What would u care? You're junkless down there right? Like a Ken doll.

Family remains
 "that's super disturbing" u can say that again
"that's super disturbing" u can say that again

Dean: Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is going to sell like hotcakes.

Sam: It's probably a dumbwaiter. All these old houses had them.
Dean: Know-it-all.
Sam: What?
Dean: What?
Sam: u said..
Dean: What?
Sam: Never mind.

Dean: What kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels?!?

Dean: Geez, rent Juno, get over it.

Sam: So it's just a girl?
Dean: It's not just a girl, it's psycho Nell..I'm telling u man..humans!

Kate: I just got molested door Casper the pervy ghost, that's what happened!

Ted: It's just some backwoods hillbilly teef and I'm not about sit around here waiting for her to go all Deliverance on my ass.

Mrs. Curry: I already told the local boys, there was blood..everywhere.
Dean: And Mr. Gibson, where was he?
Mrs. Curry: Everywhere.

Dean:...oh, gross! So the daddy was the baby daddy too..

Dean:..she bust out and ganks dear old dad..slash grandad?

Dean: Please nobody grab my leg, please nobody grab my leg!

Criss Angel is a douchebag
 please, don't grow apart..it's killin' me
please, don't grow apart..it's killin' me


Ruby: The whole world's about to be engulfed in hellfire, and you're here in Magictown, U.S.A.
Sam: u got something against magic?

Dean: Thought u were tailing him?
Sam: He slipped me..
Dean: He's 60!
Sam: He's a magician!

Dean: I can't believe people actually fall for that crap.
Sam: It's not all crap.
Dean: What part of that was not a steaming pile of B.S.?

Dean: No. I think we'll be dead. For good. Why, do u want to end up like... like Travis? of Gordon, maybe?
Sam: There's Bobby.
Dean: Oh yeah, there's a poster child for growing old gracefully.

Dean: What a douchebag.
Sam: That's Jeb Dexter.
Dean: I don't even want to know how u know that.
Sam: He's famous, kind of.
Dean: For what, douchebaggery?

Chief: u are really gonna get it tonight, big boy.
Dean: There's been a misunderstanding. I, uh, think I've been had.
Chief: Oh, u ain't been had, till u been had door the Chief. Oh, and before we get started, what's your veilig word?

After school special
 "so what's our cover?"
"so what's our cover?"


Young Sam: At least u got Amanda..she's cool.
Young Dean: Dude, she wants me to meet her parents. I don't do parents!

Dean: So what's our cover? FBI, Homeland Security, Swedish exchange students? (hahaa)

Dean: Today u will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning, a game with one simple rule - dodge!

Sam: Little help..
Dean: He's giving u the full cowgirl..

Sam: Having fun?
Dean: The whistle makes me their god..
Sam: Right...nice shorts!

Dean: I had to break into the principal's office to get this..Oh, and FYI, three of the cheerleaders are legal..guess which ones :D
Sam: No.

Dean: All right, everybody stay where u are! You'll be okay.
Jock: Aren't u the P.E. teacher?
Dean: Not really..I'm like 21 Jump Street. The bus driver sells pot..yeah..

Dean: Ghost getting creative..well, that's super.. (lmao Dean)

Dean: That ghost is dead! I'm gonna to rip its lungs out! Well, u know what I mean..

Dean: Go have your Robbin Williams "Oh Captain! my Captain!" moment.

Dean: Look..Martha Dumptruck, Revenge of the Nerds and Hello Kitty... lol

Sex and violence
 "strippers Sammy, strippers!"
"strippers Sammy, strippers!"


Dean: Did u sleep with her?
Sam: No!
Dean: Holy crap, u did. Middle of Basic Instinct and u bang Sharon Stone..

Sam: What do u think? She infects them during sex?
Bobby: Maybe..
Dean: Supernatural STD. :D

Dean: You're up early. What're u doing?
Sam: Nothing..I was in the can.
Dean: Yeah?
Sam: Yeah. Want me to draw u a picture?
Dean: No, I'll pass.

Mr. Benson: Her name was... Jasmine.
Sam: She was a stripper?
Dean: Dude, her name was Jasmine.

Sam: That makes them go all Manchurian Candidate.

Dean: Strippers Sammy, strippers! We are on an actual case involving strippers. Finally!
 "You know, Sammy is a chubby twelve-year-old. It's Sam, okay?" "Sorry, can't hear you. The music's too loud."
"You know, Sammy is a chubby twelve-year-old. It's Sam, okay?" "Sorry, can't hear you. The music's too loud."
 looks like u mean something to the Man upstairs
looks like you mean something to the Man upstairs
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