• Say, are we a groovy, happenin' bunch o' guys, of what?

• To Bad Guys who just zei they were nuts: No I'm not, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.

• What can I say? One dag I had this Gonzo headache, and before it was over I could speak and read Chinese.

• I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train! WOW!!! (shoves bad guy down) Touchdown!

• I want u to be my role model, someone I can look up to when the purple wobblies start to wobble.

• u know Sarge, I had a cat once, but everytime I tried to give him a bath, the vacht, bont stuck to my tongue.

• I have been kicked out! Caine has...

• I love it when a plan comes together.

• Ever notice u run into the nicest people in tanks?

• Hickory dickory dock / The muis ran up the clock / The clock struck one / Down he run / u smell worse than my socks!

• volgende time u think u want to take someone out, don't get yourself a good squad. Get yourself a team.

• Nice, B.A.!

• Go, B.A.!

• See, I was the kid who always liked waiting on Christmas Eve even meer than I liked opening the presents the volgende morning. But the volgende morning when I started rippin', I started rippin'!

• The Opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.

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•When punks start hasslin' decent people, I make it my bidness.

•I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal.

•If he's flyin' (Murdock) then we're dyin'.

•Shut up, fool! Typically directed at Murdock

•Oh Hannibal. u snuck Mike into my van?!? (Mike is a skunk.)

•Quit your jibba jabba!

•You're just a crazy fool, who's seein' things that ain't there! to Murdock

•Got no time for jibba jabba.

•Face is gonna pay...Face is gonna pay...Face is gonna pay.(After Face screwed up on a mission, which resulted in BA getting shot in the leg.)

•Me rhyming my words... that's the craziest thing I ever...