"Haven't I seen u someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
He: So what do u do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
"Is this zitplaats, stoel empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if u sit down."
"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
"What sign were u born under?"
"No Parking."
"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."
"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."
"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."
"I'd go through anything...
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