Phil Wenneck: Tracy, it's Phil.
Tracy Garner: Phil, where the hell are u guys?
Phil Wenneck: Listen, we fucked up. We lost Doug.
Tracy Garner: What? We're getting married in *five hours*.
Phil Wenneck: Yeah... that's not gonna happen.


Phil Wenneck: Whose fucking baby is that?
Stu Price: Alan, are u sure u didn't see anyone else in the suite?
Alan Garner: Yeah, I checked all the rooms... no one's there. Check its kraag of something.


Alan Garner: hallo Phil, look!
[laughs hysterically while miming the baby masturbating]
Alan Garner: He's jackin' his little weenus!
Phil Wenneck: Pull yourself...