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"Hey u need some help?" u heard a cute new Jersey accent behind you, u just moved from Florida to California, u were unpacking the bags and luggages from your parents car. "I'm ok, nice to meet you," u turned and saw a cute guy leaning on the gate volgende to you. "I'm Daniel," "I'm um um Myia." u squeaked out while u dropped the box in your hand door accident, "Little shy there?" He teased u as u both grinned and he helped u pick up the box. "Watch this Myia," he kicked the gate open trying to impress you, "Maybe u could teach me karate one day." "My friend Mr. Miyagi could...
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 Bobby Brown
Bobby Brown
My eyes are too large. That’s what my dad told me. He zei my eyes are too large and that makes me look like a pussy. Like a cartoon deer. My eyes…he thinks I’m gay too. He hasn’t zei it to my face, but I know he thinks I’m gay.

“A damn queer,” he would probably say.

I only joined karate so he wouldn’t think I’m gay. I mean, I’m not, but just telling him that won’t change his mind. I could get Farrah Fawcett pregnant six ways to Sunday and he’d still think I was a fancy gay boy. But karate…that the old man respects.

I hate it though. All the katas, obsessing over fights…Christ....
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 cobra Kai sensei is taking lessons from a girl
Cobra Kai sensei is taking lessons from a girl
A washed up John Kreese is spotted taking kung fu lessons from a teenage girl in the new comedy web-series, SPAZ FU.

John Kreese, evil sensei of the cobra Kai (still easily recognizable after all these years) shows up at the back door of Sam's dojo for a little advice on his "Eagle Claw" technique.

Sam is a 15 jaar girl so it's already ridiculous, but when she treats him like dirt and leaves him waiting in the alley for his lesson, we are thoroughly entertained. SPAZ FU is a hilarious and original low budget spoof not to be missed door Karate Kid fans.

Spaz Fu is on the web at,...
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