I saw this in the Criminal Minds spot, and thought it would be fun to do here!

You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simple, right?

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Jane
02 or 32 min → Lisbon
03 or 33 min → Cho
04 or 34 min → Van Pelt
05 or 35 min → Rigsby
06 or 36 min → Bosco
07 or 37 min → Red John
08 or 38 min → Virgil Minelli
09 or 39 min → Dan Hollenbeck
10 or 40 min → Dr. Fuller
11 or 41 min → Robert Lynch
12 or 42 min → Lauri Medina
13 or 43 min → Red John in a forest
14 or 44 min → The whole CBI team
15 or 45 min → Jane in the car
16 or 46 min → Dr. Fuller in her office
17 or 47 min → Jane and Lisbon
18 or 48 min → Van Pelt and Rigsby
19 or 49 min → Cho and Rigsby
20 or 50 min → Van Pelt and Lisbon
21 or 51 min → Van Pelt and Dan
22 or 52 min → Jane and Lisbon at the bar
23 or 53 min → Jane in the office
24 or 54 min → Lisbon in her office
25 or 55 min → Cho at the chip shop
26 or 56 min → Rigsby at a Bar
27 or 57 min → Red John at his place
28 or 58 min → Cho in a hot tub
29 or 59 min → Van Pelt at her place
30 or 00 min → Jane at a restaurant

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot