Spider-Pig is a song that Homer first sings when making Plopper walk on the ceiling like Spider-Man.


Homer's version

Marge:
How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?

Homer:
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does.
Can he schommel, swing from a web?
No, he can't, he's a pig,
Look out, he is a Spider-Pig!


Choral version

Basses:
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, etc.

Sopranos and Altos:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

Tenors:
Ah, ah, ah, ah,

Spiiiiiiiii-deeerrrrrr piiiiiiiiiiig

Spi...der...pig...guh,etc.

Spider-Pig,
Spider-Pig,
Does whatever
A Spider-Pig does.

Can he swing

Tenors:
Can he schommel, swing from a web? Oh, no!

From a web?
No,...