Adorable Alert: Nikki Reed & Ian Somerhalder's Honeymoon 

, I want to be filled with hate and bile and jealousy for

Nikki Reed since she’s now Mrs. Ian Somerhalder.

And yet, even my icy little reptilian heart can’t conjure 

many feelings of revenge because OMG their honeymoon looks just too adorable.

Salty…sandy…sticky…sunburned. The best. I love this human. My human.

to hate her but they really do look so in love and, let’s be honest, so well matched. They’re both these eco-warrior, sandals-made-from-tires kind of save-the-world people. Bless them. The pair wed in a top secret ceremony at Tuscali Mountain Inn in Topanga, California (so hippie chic) and apparently Ian was the bridezilla, not Nikki.  

bom dia Brasil! eu te amo A photo posted by Nikki Reed (@iamnikkireed) on

“Nikki originally wanted a small wedding,” said a source of their rustic-themed nuptials. “But Ian envisioned a big wedding. She was happy to let him call the shots.”

have been said and the cake has been cut, the pair are honeymooning in Brazil and now onto Chile, and judging by her caption, Nikki is falling in love with Brasilia:

Dear Brasil You are stunning. Your country and the people who call it home. Thank you for having us. I’m so amazed, so humbled, so flattered by your outpour of passion and love, especially last night. Thank you for encouraging me to come out last night, I was all the way down the hallway and I could literally feel the vibrations coming through the walls. You gave me the opportunity to see each and every one of your beautiful faces. I was so overwhelmed by all of the happiness and excitement you were experiencing in that exact moment, and I’m so grateful I got to experience it alongside you. Your country is so beautiful, you’re so beautiful and coming here, seeing all of the love, feeling all of the energy, has really inspired me. You guys are so powerful. It’s that very energy you possess that can move mountains. You girls remember that. Remember how powerful you are and use it for something good. That passion if guided properly, will help you find purpose. It will fuel you, it will shape you, it will inform many of the decisions you make. Use it. Let it elevate you. Thank you for this experience. Your smiles will live inside me forever. Eu te amo. Eu te amo. Eu te amo.

Next stop on their globetrotting honeymoon? Chile. Observe:  

Right now up here in the sky… Thank you for this flag Chile. So much love. Up here with my @azzaro_official family. Love, Ian A photo posted by iansomerhalder (@iansomerhalder) on

Is your head still spinning that these two went from pals to partners oh so quickly? Do you still wish he’d ended up with Nina Dobrev? Or is all fair in love and (eco) war? 

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Do hav a visit in india too….I wsh I could see you***IAN♡♥♡*** for once in my life tym….

i swere iannn is the lovee of my life and I support him in every way and I have nothinagainst nikki as a person but I just wish IAN AND NINA WERE TOGETHER I ship NIANNN FOREVER AnD ALWAYS <3

hi I hope you having a great time. As far as the person said that about Nina. If it was supposed to be, it would be. As any one can see you both are very much in love but soon enough it back to the real world ugh.

I just wanted to give some advise, wait until your settled in comfortable

then you both will know each other better a baby takes a lot of time and right your in your deep numb ( that’s what I call new lovers ).

So from me to both of you, I hope your having the time of your lives, enjoy.

I hope your always in love as you are now, and as for Nina, she has moved on she has started a new chapter to her life just as Paul McDonald has. people don’t take a long time to move on and I hope they going to stop being based. I’m still not over how Emmit from twlight treated in front of a full addance, that was not called for and I’m proud of her to hold up and not cry, I know if some treat you or Ian were tested like that you would feel the same.

But were over that, enjoy you honeymoon and be always as happy as you are now.

I am so happy for these two! May God bless their union and may they be like they are now forever! There is so much hate directed toward Nikki. All one has to do is look at these two to truly see that they love each other very much. I have never seen Ian this happy and they are both radiating with happiness. Much love to them. I only wish that I could one day meet them both in person. That was funny that someone stated the Ian (and not Nikki) was the bridezilla before the wedding. I had to chuckle at that one! He truly loves his new bride. Ain’t nothing wrong with that in my eyes! Now if I can just wait until they start making beautiful babies together!

They have a very nice pair, and really seems to love. I am glad that my favorite actor is laimyngas good luck to him

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