Come out,come out wherever u are
And meet the young lady who fell from a star

She fell from the sky,she fell very far
And Kansas,she says,is the name of the star
(Kansas,she says,is the name of the star)

She brings u good news,or haven't u heard?
When she fell out of Kansas,a miracle occurred

It really was no miracle
What happened was just this:
The wind began to switch,the house to pitch
And suddenly the hinges started to unhitch
Just then the Witch,to satisfy an itch
Went flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch
And,oh,what happened was just rich

The house began to pitch,the keuken-, keuken took a slitch...