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(Ok so I'm sorry if this episode might b toned down from my usual randomness.  I'm just going threw some BS in school right now (not grade wise! No matter how retarded I act I assure u I have strait A's!) So Jes! Enjoy :D)

Rayla: Yo, Yo, Yo skittles! What's crack-a-lackin homes! Everything good in the kap Dog?!

TS -Destrey: -.-

Destrey: It's all good Bra! How's bout you? How's Shantey Gurl?!

Rayla: Oh she is FINE! Yo, I got to get this done, but we can talk later 'right?

Destrey: Fo SURE! u do your thing!
*Both burst out laughing*

TS: -___-

Rayla: *wipes tear from her eye* FINALLY! Someone who gets it! Anyways, Bla Bla Bla, No doughnut. No stay ever. So Bla ya lumps! First goes to Ebony!

Lucas: Um... We don't have an Ebony....

Rayla: Oh...ya.... I don't wanna do this ZAP! *Hits floor causing her to disappear and Shane to be in her place. Him wearing his PJs With a toothbrush in his mouth*

TS: 0.o

Shane: *spits out toothbrush* UHG! I told mom not to get her those!


Shane: *gets a paper airplane thrown at his head and he unfolds it* It says..... Cody is a gay, retarded, O.O I won't say that......

Cody: DX 

Shane: It also says 'Yo broham guy dude, pass out the stuff, Zeke doesn't get one..oops... *throws doughnuts to all but Zeke.

Zeke: What? But I was gonna win this time Yo! 

Shane: Sorry man, *shrugs* At least u got farther this time.

Zeke: I Guess.....See ya later homies! *dolphin+leaves=Bye Zeke!*

Shane: Well see ya on the marro! 

☺☀✪❀THE volgende DAY❀✪☀☺

Rayla: Ello campers! I have a new special guest that will be helping us on the show! She-

Crystal: WAIT!!!! Yous didn't intro!

Destrey: *grumbling* job stealer. 

Rayla: Cause we wouldn't wanna forget that. -.- Last time on Total Drama Blank! We went on an awesome camping trip! Which happened to have Awesome songs, crapy camps, and bears!

Star: Uh.. Ya about that... When will Noah be back?

Rayla: *shrugs* sometime today :P WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS WEEK?! Find out only on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!! Anyways, As I was saying she'll chain herself to about anything she feels doesn't deserve to be taken away, 'Last of the American Girls' door Greenday is her theme song, she has survived 8 hunger strikes!, and she's Shane's best friend, IT'S EBONY!

(A girl with long black hair under a skull beanie. Who wears a save the trees V-neck with a jas over it, and some faded jeans comes out from behind Rayla.)

Ebony: hallo guys. What's up?

Cody: Wow.......:D

Gwen: *whispers to Duncan* I think I just got replaced :)*

Rayla: Well Ebony will be helping me and Shane out till chef gets back but I don't even freaking know when he's coming back so... Ya.... Shut ya face. Enjoy breccy! 

@ Z starburst table!

Crystal: So Mirra, u know that Cretan someone I like?

Mirra: u mean HIM?

Crystal: YA!

Mirra: Well?

Crystal: I'm gonna tell HIMI like him!

Mirra: That's great! HE will be thrilled!

Crystal: I cant wait to tell HIM!

Someone: God we all know your talking about Dj. No need to to put emphasis on 'He' of 'Him'.

Everyone: *LE GASP*

Star: NOAH 8D *runs up and hugs him*

Noah: OW! 

Star: Oh my spek hawk I'm sorry! What happened to your arm?

Noah: Nothing really just a beer scratch. *shrugs*

Star: AWWW pobrecito! Let's get u some food! *they sit* 

Crystal: Anyways, any advise on how to tell?

Mirra: Just be forward! Don't hesitate. Anything to add Alejandro? 

Alejandro: Well- *gets jabbed in the rib door Courtney* OW!

Courtney: *Makes zip it sign*

Alejandro: *stays quite*

Mirra: Alejandro? 

Alejandro: *Still doesn't respond* 

Mirra:.....: *Shrugs* Anyways..

Alejandro: UHG! ITS NOT WORKING!!! Why won't she understand I'm angry with her? *sighs* I guess this is my payback for playing all those chicas....*gets idea* Maybe this bad luck will disappear if I apologize to all who I seduced! I should probably apologise to the ones I was really evil to also... *looks into camera* Bridghette, Heather, Lindsey I am truly sorry for how I acted last season.... I hope u may forgive me! Now for the rest!


Cody: *staring dreamily at Ebony and sighs*

Owen: Go talk to her man!

Cody: Oh ya I will. She'll be all over this! *flexes arms just to toon no muscles* :( well I'm still gonna!

Destrey: WAIT! Before ya do! *looks around* Ok no barking spiders u SHALL PASS!

Cody: Ok....? *walks over to Ebony* Yo Ebony!

Ebony: Oh hey...Cody Right?

Cody: So you've heard of me?

Ebony: No..... There's a note on your overhemd, shirt that says 'Hi I'm Cody. I enjoy gawking at Noah, Peeing myself, and playing with darth vader dolls.....

Owen & Des: *burst out laughing*

Cody: GRRR... 

Ebony: Uh....

Cody: Anyways, none of Those are true! 

Ebony: Then why did u waste paper writing it?

Cody: I-I didn't. 

Ebony: Sure.

Shane: hallo Ebony!

Ebony: Oh hallo Shane! Long time no see!

Shane: Ya....

Ebony: Thanks a lot for getting me this job! I was barley getting enough money to buy some cup-a-noodles with my last job! *hugs him*

Shane: *blushes* hallo no prob.....

Cody: ): *mopes back over to his seat* I think I already lost her.....

Destrey: Oh C'mon! No need to give up up hope.

Cody: I guess.....


(。・`ω´・)ΘƲτ Șίɖε!!!!

Rayla: Well imma just give ya a free dag cause I have no idea what to do for a challenge so... I'll just have ya sing a song and u can go.

All: *groan*

Rayla: TSK TSK y'all should know door now! Also heard most of ya are having relation ship problems while I'm still forever Alone xP....SING CAUSE YO MAMA SAID!

Alejandro: Love me cancerously
Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea
Courtney: "High maintenance" means
You're a gluttonous queen
Narcissistic and mean

Gwen: Kill me romantically
Lucas: Fill my soul with vomit, then ask me for a piece of gum
LeShawana: bitter and dumb
You're my sugarplum
Cody: You're awful...I love you!

All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed
Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
Love me dead!

Cody: You're a faith-healer on TV
Crystal: You're an office park without any trees
Corporate and cold
Gushing for gold
Dj: Leave me alone

Destrey: You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature, finger-bangin' my heart
Ava: u call me up drunk
Does the fun ever start?
Owen: You're hideous...and sexy!

All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed
It must be the sign on my head
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
Love me dead!
Wow! Uh!

Robin: Love me cancerously...
All: Brrrot-da-da-da-da-da!
Billy: How's your new boy?
Does he know about me?
You've got the mark of the beast
Noah: You're born of a jackal! You're beautiful!

All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed
Wha' 'bout the sign on my head?
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
Love me dead! Love me dead! Love me dead!!

Rayla: *in high-pitched voice* AMAZING! Oh ya! I learned a new trick from Adventure Time! *throws down key and a door appears* HATERS GONNA HATE! :D *Jumps threw door*

Samanthat: Yokes.... 


Alejandro: Now who to apologies to next.....?

Gwen, LeShawana, & Duncan: *walking by*

Alejandro: *snaps his fingers* Of course! :D *Walks over to them* Holla chikas, bromigo....

LeShawana: What do u want?!

Duncan: If u came to trying to kiss my pasty, Consider yourself dead. *LeShawana&Duncan look at Gwen*!

Duncan: Fail.....:P


Alejandro: *clears throat* Anyways, I wanted to apologise to u LeShawana. I had no right to seduce u last season. And Duncan and Gwen? I am very sorry I made Tyler tell on u two.

All 3: 8O

Alejandro: Now I have to go apologise to others. *walks off*

All 3: 8O


Crystal: So Dj....?

Dj: Yo?

Crystal: I've been meaning to tell you....

Dj: Crystal there's a....

Crystal: I really..

Dj: Crystal!!!

Crystal: I really like u :)

Dj: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *runs off screaming.

Crystal: :( Wha......? 

Monster: GRRRRRRR!!!!!

Crystal: HOLY! AHHHGHHHH!!! *runs off*


Destrey: Gather 'round kiddies! Father Destrey has a story for u all!

*Mirra, Owen, Geoff, Noah, and ster gather round*

Destrey: Court, ya coming? 

Courtney: UGH!

Destrey: *shrugs* 

Courtney: D:< NICE PANTS FAGGOT FACE! *storms off*

Destrey:.....................SHE LIKES MY PANTS :D

Courtney: UHG! How am I supposed to make him jelouse  if he doesn't even notice I'm ignoring him! Time for plan B >:D

Destrey: THANKS COURT! :D As I was saying-

Alejandro: Um... Owen.... I would like to say I am sorry! I did not deserve to treat u like I did last season. So... Um yes.... *walks off* 

All: 8O

Destrey: DANGIT I FORGOT WHAT MY STORY WAS! *pretends to cry* I'm sorry! 3: *runs off*

Mirra: *sighs* I'm gonna go talk to him. *Fallows* 

*Door appears and Rayla walks threw*

Rayla: Y'all no need to be here! *pushes Geoff and Owen threw door*

Noah: Where does that take them?

Rayla: *shrugs and throws down key and jumps threw door*

Noah: So Star.... I really Li-

Star: Like u :D Me to.....

Noah: Great! :)



Owen: So then the monster ate us and I ended up here! I don't know where Geoff is Thoe!
Cody: Ya, ya, great. So what should I do?!

Owen: Well, u gotta seem better then Shane! Which will be really hard because he's SHANE! I mean who wouldn't love a person who looks like a cartoon!

Cody: -.-

Rayla: *comes out of door* WELL! This episode is pointless and u all probably hate it but whatever! Ebony questions!

Ebony: So.... Was this episode pure shiz nipple?, What do ya think of me?, Uh.....why are most of the free days fluffy?! u probably won't find out volgende time on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!!

Destrey: Wait......SHE DOESN'T LIKE MY PANTS!!! D:<

(Ya.... I'm disappointed with this...... We'll leave vragen and stuff! PEACE! Abby/Starburst-Rock!) 

-Getting ready and spending time together-

After that day, Dakota and Anne Maria wanted to be Mike and Ally's friends. They all agreed and got along pretty well. Many people also acknowledged what Ally did to Tiffany. A lot of People like some with glasses, braces, of even pimples thanked her for teaching Tiffany a lesson. Tiffany went home pagina early that day, and surprisingly, Ally didn't get into any trouble! Even the principal knew Tiffany had bullied a lot of people and needed to be confronted.

   As meer days passed by, meer people were getting ready for the Winter Dance. Guy and girls...
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-Can we see the stitches?-

Ally. Ally! Wake up sleepy head

Ally's eyes fluttered open to the sound of an angelic voice.  After opening her eyes wide, she saw everyone of her group sitting in the room and staring at her. All were holding meer flowers, chocolates, balloons, cards, even Silent B was holding a large handful of bears and stuffed animals.

"Your finally awake!" Courtney exclaimed. "So, how do u feel?"

"A little sore, but very tired." Ally whimpered as she rubbed her eyes.

She looked over to her left and saw Mike laying in bed also, with his eyes wide open.

"How's my favoriete guy...
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Authors note: hallo minniemeg here aggain I wanna thank everyone for some positve feedback especially from ipsychic u rock!

The volgende morning zoey and mike were feeling uneasy about the converstions they had with they're roommates the night before, especcialy zoey who was planning on how she was going to approach mike.

Mike on the other hand was planning to avoid zoey and just try to relax that day,because he knew that she was going to bring up the conversation they had last night and it would lead to things that he didn't want to deal with.

In the guys side of the mutant maggots cabine not alot...
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(WUZ THIS?! Another update from Abby?!? JES IT IS :D I know u all are probably like 'What the hell?! There is so many updates And all the episode are so SHITTY'! Well! Your not very nice if u say that :( ANYWAYS! OMS IT'S HALLOWEEN! Hell ya! I <3 this holiday! Oh! And now I shall tell u that I could've written this last night when I couldnt sleep but instead I stayed up till 4:00am reading K-boe comics, drawing, and watching YouTube :D Enjoy thue guys!)

Rayla: *In red riding-hood costume* Tralalalala! Oh.... Yellow camera dude! Now before the campers wake up let me just say! Last time...
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chris: who got voted of will leave to the cave, geoff was the first one to go and he tried to make the best outta it but then it all went wrong, he tripped and broke his feet, he couldn't continou the game, meanwhile courtney is bossing everyone around and leshawna desided to say something about it, maybe it was a mistake, and that appears to be true when she got the most stemmen except she used some coins and lindsay was the one to go to the cave, at team red everyone thinks they are on a dream team and think the won't ever loose a challenge, tention is getting higher, a new hard challenge is...
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 me getting ready for bed
me getting ready for bed
A bus comes down the airport this young lady comes out of the bus and smiles she runs to hug Courtney heather Gwen leshawna and the rest of the girls she then turns to the boys and hugs all of them um were out of breathe young lady zei the host oops im sorry Chris i just love being on here zei the new girl Alejandro comes out of the bus and sees every girl except the new one he soon bump into her she has brown hair that flows brown eyes and brown skin she look at him well hello im Kenya but call me yaya zei Kenya but chica i rather call u my corzaon but no one knows what that is zei Alejandro...
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*Theme muziek plays*

Chris: last time we saw our contestants in the Canadian rockies

Talia: yeah and It was freezing

Chris: and Team Water won but will they win again today

Cedric: Where are we today

Jessica: yeah I hope its not cold

Chris: would u people talk

Jake: yeah the meer he talks the closer I am to one million bucks

Chris: We are currently over the outer hawaiian islands where there are no people

Ya'vanti: Yes Hawaii!!

Chris: dont get to happy u guys will be jumping into the ocean from 40 feet up!!!

Jordan: thats insane

Cedric: yeah but I live for the adrenaline rush

Mason: were gonna die

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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Around the World! Africa. Again. There we played a friendly game of dodge-ball. Also, Annie found out that Jordan was a cheater. That's not all Jordan did. He got his own team out with his "bad" aim. Making his team lose the challenge. In the end. It was Jordan saying good bye. And saying something else that Annie will never know. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will think I'm sick for letting the losers have so much fun? On Total. Drama. Around the World!

(Theme song)

(Non-first class)
Fawn: 3rd time in here. Agggg... we're on a losing streak again.
Rochelle: we...
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