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I didn't know what to do. I had gotten caught in someone's backyard. What was I suppose to do? I just started backing up very slowly. I couldn't see them very much but they all looked very beautiful. I took a couple of meer steps backwards and than I started running. I stopped when I could see there house, I was still close to the stream. I bent down and started drinking. I didn't relize how thristy I was than I felt a sharp pain in my stomach. It was hunger, I was starving. What was I suppose to do? I deicided that I should go hunting but what happens when I kill an animal. If I started a fire, I might be caught and sent to court and than end up where I didn't want to be, juevy of an ophage. I started drinking meer water, hoping it would kill the hunger in my stomach. It was dark so I decide I better find a place to sleep. Well, I could sleep on the beach, I loved hearing the ocean at night. They didn't have any chairs to sleep in so I had to sleep on the ground, I needed to wash my first pair of othes so I could wear them to work tomorrow. I decide I would just wake up early and wash them. That was another thing I needed to do, was get meer clothes. That would be the seconde thing on my list. I quickly fell asleep listening to the ocean.
I woke up when the sun was rising. Everything about this place was beautiful. I got up and headed towards the stairs to get a veiw of the ocean. I got to the top, it was beautiful, I was breathless, and speechless. I stood there for a few meer minuten enjoying the view. I started walking on the rode towards the stream. I heard a truck behind me so I moved off the rode and into the grass. It was an older man and Jacob, it was Jacob great that was all I needed was to get caught. The truck slowed down and rolled the window down. hallo Taylor, this is my dad Billy. Jake said. Hi it's nice to meet u Mr. Billy. I told him. Please call me Billy. Do u need a lift some where? Jake asked. No thanks, I'm just going to enjoy walking, it's such a beautiful day. I told them. Okay, well see u at school. Jake said. Okay, it was nice meeting u Billy. I said. It was nice to meet u to Taylor. Billy said. Then they drow off, well that was sorta easy. I started walking slower, when they got out of sight I ducked into the woods. I found the stream with no problem. I got out my dirty clothes and the clothes I was wearing. I was wearig my bathing suit, which came in handy. I opened the back pocket of the backpack and found a bikini and another pair of clothes. I slipped on the bikini because it was a lot cleaner than the bathing suit I was wearing. It was sorta of coldish outside. The water was colder today than it was yesterday. I rinsed and rung all the water out of the clothes and than laid them in the sun where the sun was coming throw the trees. I laid on the gras waiting for the clothes to dry when some one can walking out of the woods behind me. I could barler hear the person. I got up quickly as possible, put my hands into fist. I don't mean any harm. It looked like the guy I had seen the yesterday at the house. He had brown hair, golden eyes, pale skin, and he was huge. In other words he was gorgous. He just smiled. Can I help you? I asked him. No, I was just taking a stroke through the woods. The guy said. His voice was undescibabkle. Oh, okay. I zei as I sat on the grass. He looked at my clothes and held them up. What are u doing to my clothes? I don't even know you. I told him. I'm Emmett, now u know me. Emmett said. Not good enough. I told him. Than a beautiful tall blonde can and stood besdide him. Her lips were moving but I didn't hear a sound come out of them. Relax Rose, she's not going to think of anything. Why are u washing your clothes in this filthy creek? Roses asked. To clean them. I told her. Well, u should have a washer and dryer for that she said. She was kinda mean but I didn't want to tell her about not having a home. Why are u in q bikini? Emmett asked. I didn't answer, they were asking me to many vraag so I grabbed my stuff and started walking. It wa nice meeting u I told them as I walked away. Them all the sudden he was infront of me. Woha, how did u do that? I asked amazed. I'm fast. Emmett said. What do you want? I asked. Look u can stay here, we're leaving he said. So I sat my stuff back down and in a blink of an eye they were gone.
I didn't know what to do. I had gotten caught in someone's backyard. What was I suppose to do? I just started backing up very slowly. I couldn't see them very much but they all looked very beautiful. I took a couple of meer steps backwards and than I started running. I stopped when I could see there house, I was still close to the stream. I bent down and started drinking. I didn't relize how thristy I was than I felt a sharp pain in my stomach. It was hunger, I was starving. What was I suppose to do? I deicided that I should go hunting but what happens when I kill an animal. If I started a fire, I might be caught and sent to court and than end up where I didn't want to be, juevy of an ophage. I started drinking meer water, hoping it would kill the hunger in my stomach. It was dark so I decide I better find a place to sleep. Well, I could sleep on the beach, I loved hearing the ocean at night. They didn't have any chairs to sleep in so I had to sleep on the ground, I needed to wash my first pair of othes so I could wear them to work tomorrow. I decide I would just wake up early and wash them. That was another thing I needed to do, was get meer clothes. That would be the seconde thing on my list. I quickly fell asleep listening to the ocean.
I woke up when the sun was rising. Everything about this place was beautiful. I got up and headed towards the stairs to get a veiw of the ocean. I got to the top, it was beautiful, I was breathless, and speechless. I stood there for a few meer minuten enjoying the view. I started walking on the rode towards the stream. I heard a truck behind me so I moved off the rode and into the grass. It was an older man and Jacob, it was Jacob great that was all I needed was to get caught. The truck slowed down and rolled the window down. hallo Taylor, this is my dad Billy. Jake said. Hi it's nice to meet u Mr. Billy. I told him. Please call me Billy. Do u need a lift some where? Jake asked. No thanks, I'm just going to enjoy walking, it's such a beautiful day. I told them. Okay, well see u at school. Jake said. Okay, it was nice meeting u Billy. I said. It was nice to meet u to Taylor. Billy said. Then they drow off, well that was sorta easy. I started walking slower, when they got out of sight I ducked into the woods. I found the stream with no problem. I got out my dirty clothes and the clothes I was wearing. I was wearig my bathing suit, which came in handy. I opened the back pocket of the backpack and found a bikini and another pair of clothes. I slipped on the bikini because it was a lot cleaner than the bathing suit I was wearing. It was sorta of coldish outside. The water was colder today than it was yesterday. I rinsed and rung all the water out of the clothes and than laid them in the sun where the sun was coming throw the trees. I laid on the gras waiting for the clothes to dry when some one can walking out of the woods behind me. I could barler hear the person. I got up quickly as possible, put my hands into fist. I don't mean any harm. It looked like the guy I had seen the yesterday at the house. He had brown hair, golden eyes, pale skin, and he was huge. In other words he was gorgous. He just smiled. Can I help you? I asked him. No, I was just taking a stroke through the woods. The guy said. His voice was undescibabkle. Oh, okay. I zei as I sat on the grass. He looked at my clothes and held them up. What are u doing to my clothes? I don't even know you. I told him. I'm Emmett, now u know me. Emmett said. Not good enough. I told him. Than a beautiful tall blonde can and stood besdide him. Her lips were moving but I didn't hear a sound come out of them. Relax Rose, she's not going to think of anything. Why are u washing your clothes in this filthy creek? Roses asked. To clean them. I told her. Well, u should have a washer and dryer for that she said. She was kinda mean but I didn't want to tell her about not having a home. Why are u in q bikini? Emmett asked. I didn't answer, they were asking me to many vraag so I grabbed my stuff and started walking. It wa nice meeting u I told them as I walked away. Them all the sudden he was infront of me. Woha, how did u do that? I asked amazed. I'm fast. Emmett said. What do you want? I asked. Look u can stay here, we're leaving he said. So I sat my stuff back down and in a blink of an eye they were gone.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever u can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When u go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what u will be doing in five minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. emai her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever u can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When u go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what u will be doing in five minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. emai her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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