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*episode twenty-two*
*Lost…never found*
SeasonFinale
~With Edward and Jasper~
Edward: Why would she do that?
Jasper: I have a million reasons…none of them make much sense…
Edward: *thoughtful* Like what? I’m curious.
Jasper: Well…1. She was having an affair-and the guy was bad in bed-so she got pregnant so she wouldn’t have to EXACTLY tell him about the bed sitch…
Edward: That could be…anything else?
Jasper: ok….2. The baby isn’t yours and she didn’t actually…and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Edward: Ok…well. We better get to Emmett.
Jasper: You’re right. Let’s do this thing!
Edward: Um, Jazz…could u like please not say ‘thing’ it makes me uncomfortable.
Jasper: Awl, sure man! Um, fine…Let’s do this thang!
Edward: That’s much-better-thanks!
~With Bella and Alice~
Bella: *huffing, puffing, starting to get dizzy* I don’t think this running goes along with the baby.
Alice: *stops and sits down on a rock* Sit down for a sec.
Bella: Thanks…I knew I should’ve brought my phone…did u bring yours?
Alice: *checks pockets* Yeah…why?
Bella: Can I call Edward?
Alice: Sure.
Bella: *calls Edward* Thanks.
~Back with Edward and Jasper~
Edward: *phone rings* *checks phone* Hmm…its Alice…wanna answer it?
Jasper: Naw…she’s calling u so u answer it.
Edward: FINE I WILL!!
Jasper: Ok, dudes…answer it.
Edward: Alright. *answers it* Hello?
--Their phone call:--
B-Edward?
E-Bella…why are u on Alice’s phone?
B-Mine’s at the house.
E-Well, where are you?
B-In the woods…where are you?
E-In the woods…oh, yeah…I’m leaving you…forever.
B-WHAT!?! u can’t leave…I’m pregnant!
E-That’s why I’m leaving…you got pregnant on purpose, Bella.
B- *starts to cry* I’m sorry…please don’t…l-
E- *shuts phone off/end call*
~Back to reality~
Bella: H-H-He hung up o-o-o-on m-m-m-me. *is crying*
Alice: What?!? What did he say?!?
Bella: H-He s-said I g-g-got pregnant on purpose.
Alice: Where’s Jasper? *getting worried*
Bella: I don’t k- *screams and starts crying harder* Alice…I’m bleeding!
~With Rosalie…~
Rosalie: *tearing up* *touches flat stomach* I’m so sorry.
Emmett: *shouting in distance* ROSALIE! ROSALIE, I’M SORRY!
Rosalie: *to herself* Emmett?!? *louder* EMMETT!?!
~With Alice & Bella~
Alice: *running home pagina holding Bella*
Bella: *crying into Ali’s chest* this h-h-h-hurts.
Alice: *soothing her* I know, I know, I know, Bella. Calm. Calm.
~They get home~
Carlisle: *e-mailing on his laptop* hmm…dangit Felipe. Why the crap does your firkin’ e-mail say ‘I like spinach’?
Alice: *puts Bella on the divan, bank beside Carlisle* Carlisle, Bella’s bleeding and she doesn’t feel well.
Carlisle: *gets a grim face* Oh my gods! We need to check the baby ASAP. Bella, I’m sorry but u may be having a miscarriage.
Bella: *crying* NO!
~Back to Jasper and Edward~
Jasper: *standing on a cliff with Edward* Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger door its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. *pointing at a red bandanna* It’s the red one!!!!
Edward: Yup. Ok so now it’s my turn. Take your bandanna. Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger door its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. It’s the oranje ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *punches his chest*
Jasper: Dang!!!!!!! That’s the one I wanted.
Edward: Too bad, it’s MINE!!!!!!
Jasper: u MEENIE BOBINEY!!!!
Edward: *sticks tongue out and spits ALL over Jasper*
In the distance…*Bella’s screams can be heard*
Edward: I wonder what’s going on there.
Jasper: Who cares? Pfft, we are MEN! And we are SOLIDERS!!! And we do NOT and I repeat NOT; care!!!!
Edward: *shakes head and the nods* your right, Jazz.
~With Emmett~
Emmett: *runs faster to find Rose* *to self* I have to find her; I have to find her; I HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^_^He finds her^_^
Emmett: ROSALIE!!!!! *hugs her and kisses her belly* I AM SOOOOO SORRY!
Rosalie: *is crying* no, I am sorry. I never should have trashed your room and tried to kill Brownie. It was really wrong.
Emmett: It’s o-WHOA WHOA WAIT!!!!!!!! u tried to murder BROWNIE?!? WTF is wrong with you?!?
Rosalie: I zei I was sorry, Em.
Emmett: Sorry won’t cut it this time, Rosalie.
Rosalie: WHATEVER- I’m already running away PREGNANT. So, I’m giving birth alone and crap and u really don’t give a friggin’ crap do you?!?
Emmett: Ok, so maybe I did. I don’t know! The kid will be better off without YOU-because I swear to god I will come back and kill u and take the kid.
Rosalie: *walks off* Bye, good luck in HELL!
~After the Ultrasound~
Carlisle: *looks at Bella* Bella…I have something to tell you.
All hell broke loose as u viewers can see…just what will happen volgende in the thrilling series of friendship, lost love, babies, trusting each other with secrets, and most importantly…DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!
**Ok, so what do u think happened to Bella. I already know…but look for Season Two…COMING SOON TO A FANPOP NEAR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
*episode twenty-two*
*Lost…never found*
SeasonFinale
~With Edward and Jasper~
Edward: Why would she do that?
Jasper: I have a million reasons…none of them make much sense…
Edward: *thoughtful* Like what? I’m curious.
Jasper: Well…1. She was having an affair-and the guy was bad in bed-so she got pregnant so she wouldn’t have to EXACTLY tell him about the bed sitch…
Edward: That could be…anything else?
Jasper: ok….2. The baby isn’t yours and she didn’t actually…and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Edward: Ok…well. We better get to Emmett.
Jasper: You’re right. Let’s do this thing!
Edward: Um, Jazz…could u like please not say ‘thing’ it makes me uncomfortable.
Jasper: Awl, sure man! Um, fine…Let’s do this thang!
Edward: That’s much-better-thanks!
~With Bella and Alice~
Bella: *huffing, puffing, starting to get dizzy* I don’t think this running goes along with the baby.
Alice: *stops and sits down on a rock* Sit down for a sec.
Bella: Thanks…I knew I should’ve brought my phone…did u bring yours?
Alice: *checks pockets* Yeah…why?
Bella: Can I call Edward?
Alice: Sure.
Bella: *calls Edward* Thanks.
~Back with Edward and Jasper~
Edward: *phone rings* *checks phone* Hmm…its Alice…wanna answer it?
Jasper: Naw…she’s calling u so u answer it.
Edward: FINE I WILL!!
Jasper: Ok, dudes…answer it.
Edward: Alright. *answers it* Hello?
--Their phone call:--
B-Edward?
E-Bella…why are u on Alice’s phone?
B-Mine’s at the house.
E-Well, where are you?
B-In the woods…where are you?
E-In the woods…oh, yeah…I’m leaving you…forever.
B-WHAT!?! u can’t leave…I’m pregnant!
E-That’s why I’m leaving…you got pregnant on purpose, Bella.
B- *starts to cry* I’m sorry…please don’t…l-
E- *shuts phone off/end call*
~Back to reality~
Bella: H-H-He hung up o-o-o-on m-m-m-me. *is crying*
Alice: What?!? What did he say?!?
Bella: H-He s-said I g-g-got pregnant on purpose.
Alice: Where’s Jasper? *getting worried*
Bella: I don’t k- *screams and starts crying harder* Alice…I’m bleeding!
~With Rosalie…~
Rosalie: *tearing up* *touches flat stomach* I’m so sorry.
Emmett: *shouting in distance* ROSALIE! ROSALIE, I’M SORRY!
Rosalie: *to herself* Emmett?!? *louder* EMMETT!?!
~With Alice & Bella~
Alice: *running home pagina holding Bella*
Bella: *crying into Ali’s chest* this h-h-h-hurts.
Alice: *soothing her* I know, I know, I know, Bella. Calm. Calm.
~They get home~
Carlisle: *e-mailing on his laptop* hmm…dangit Felipe. Why the crap does your firkin’ e-mail say ‘I like spinach’?
Alice: *puts Bella on the divan, bank beside Carlisle* Carlisle, Bella’s bleeding and she doesn’t feel well.
Carlisle: *gets a grim face* Oh my gods! We need to check the baby ASAP. Bella, I’m sorry but u may be having a miscarriage.
Bella: *crying* NO!
~Back to Jasper and Edward~
Jasper: *standing on a cliff with Edward* Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger door its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. *pointing at a red bandanna* It’s the red one!!!!
Edward: Yup. Ok so now it’s my turn. Take your bandanna. Eenie Meenie Miney Moe catch a tiger door its toe-if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney Moe. It’s the oranje ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *punches his chest*
Jasper: Dang!!!!!!! That’s the one I wanted.
Edward: Too bad, it’s MINE!!!!!!
Jasper: u MEENIE BOBINEY!!!!
Edward: *sticks tongue out and spits ALL over Jasper*
In the distance…*Bella’s screams can be heard*
Edward: I wonder what’s going on there.
Jasper: Who cares? Pfft, we are MEN! And we are SOLIDERS!!! And we do NOT and I repeat NOT; care!!!!
Edward: *shakes head and the nods* your right, Jazz.
~With Emmett~
Emmett: *runs faster to find Rose* *to self* I have to find her; I have to find her; I HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^_^He finds her^_^
Emmett: ROSALIE!!!!! *hugs her and kisses her belly* I AM SOOOOO SORRY!
Rosalie: *is crying* no, I am sorry. I never should have trashed your room and tried to kill Brownie. It was really wrong.
Emmett: It’s o-WHOA WHOA WAIT!!!!!!!! u tried to murder BROWNIE?!? WTF is wrong with you?!?
Rosalie: I zei I was sorry, Em.
Emmett: Sorry won’t cut it this time, Rosalie.
Rosalie: WHATEVER- I’m already running away PREGNANT. So, I’m giving birth alone and crap and u really don’t give a friggin’ crap do you?!?
Emmett: Ok, so maybe I did. I don’t know! The kid will be better off without YOU-because I swear to god I will come back and kill u and take the kid.
Rosalie: *walks off* Bye, good luck in HELL!
~After the Ultrasound~
Carlisle: *looks at Bella* Bella…I have something to tell you.
All hell broke loose as u viewers can see…just what will happen volgende in the thrilling series of friendship, lost love, babies, trusting each other with secrets, and most importantly…DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!
**Ok, so what do u think happened to Bella. I already know…but look for Season Two…COMING SOON TO A FANPOP NEAR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
Okay! It’s my first dag of high school, so I have to make a good impression! I thought to myself as I walked into my new high school but, as I walked in everyone turned. Their expressions like I had something on my shirt, I looked down no nothing there. Then I realised it was a sunny day. On a sunny dag my skin glinted like diamonds, not as beautiful as my family but, it still made everyone stare. Oh well1 they will just have to get used to it!
Just then a girl came up to me. “hi, im kirsty!” she zei in a slightly stunned voice. I replied quickly “hello I am renesme!”
Kirsty told me about herself and she told me that it was also her first dag at this high school. Me and kirsty became vrienden quickly and turns out that she knows about vampires and were wolves, for her auntie is Emily (sam’s Emily.)
Just then a girl came up to me. “hi, im kirsty!” she zei in a slightly stunned voice. I replied quickly “hello I am renesme!”
Kirsty told me about herself and she told me that it was also her first dag at this high school. Me and kirsty became vrienden quickly and turns out that she knows about vampires and were wolves, for her auntie is Emily (sam’s Emily.)
Hear out my tortured soul
For I have nowhere else to go
u captured my dead, frozen heart
Now yours and mine’ll never be apart
u took my breath away
And in my hart-, hart you’ll always stay
u are my life now
Believe me, for this I vow
My brave and trusting love
From the heavens above
I’ll do everything for you
And I’ll always be true
When u called out my name
My life had never been the same
u kept my feet on the ground
‘Cause my purpose had been found
Your chocolate brown eyes
Are honest and wise
Through them I could see
How u irrevocably love me
For I have nowhere else to go
u captured my dead, frozen heart
Now yours and mine’ll never be apart
u took my breath away
And in my hart-, hart you’ll always stay
u are my life now
Believe me, for this I vow
My brave and trusting love
From the heavens above
I’ll do everything for you
And I’ll always be true
When u called out my name
My life had never been the same
u kept my feet on the ground
‘Cause my purpose had been found
Your chocolate brown eyes
Are honest and wise
Through them I could see
How u irrevocably love me
I know many people who love Edward, Bella, Jacob, the Cullens and all the other characters.
But then there are the other fans: the ones who love the Volturi. And one dag I asked myself if they are really as evil as they are portrayed as... I don't think so to be honest. I mean, just look at Marcus and Didyme. They were so cute together and now they are the tragic lovers in this saga. But does anybody care? No. A few days ago, my friend asked me why I find them so sad... They would just be another Twilight pairing... Do I have to say how mad I was? No, but really, I'm a hard Volturi fan and I won't change that anytime soon. Why do u love them? of why not?
But then there are the other fans: the ones who love the Volturi. And one dag I asked myself if they are really as evil as they are portrayed as... I don't think so to be honest. I mean, just look at Marcus and Didyme. They were so cute together and now they are the tragic lovers in this saga. But does anybody care? No. A few days ago, my friend asked me why I find them so sad... They would just be another Twilight pairing... Do I have to say how mad I was? No, but really, I'm a hard Volturi fan and I won't change that anytime soon. Why do u love them? of why not?