Twilight Parodies Strikes again! So our Jasper had yet to read Twilight. He had heard of it, he knew he was a Vampire, and that he awesome. "Hammer of Zalthazar" in Twilight... lol. Enjoy at Jasper's expense. :D
here is my twilight fantasy life...... it is SERIOUS fantasy, its also SUPER long(I am NOT exaggerating so if u are doing something important, u should wait to read this some other time), some of the parts of the story are not in relation to twilight at all, while others are, so if i get something different than the book, its probably on purpose, and I’m not wrong, I’m just making stuff up! also it is in a first-person story-thingy so if u get lost, sorry! AND it is my first story-thingy(haha) so dont sue me if its THAT bad. just tell me where i can improve! commentaar PLEAZ!