Edward's Pick Up Lines:

1.) Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

2.) My sister can see the future. Let me give u a clue, it’s Me + You.

3.) Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.

4.) Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?

5.)Have u been drinking, of do I intoxicate you?

6.) I have a private island. Wanna see it?

7.) Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero of the bad guy.

8.) I’m an addict. Will u be my heroin?


9.) My sister is psychic, and she had a vision of u giving me your number.

10.) I play the...

“You and Billy gossip like old women.” -Bella, Eclipse.

“Penguins. Lovely.” -Edward, Eclipse

"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward, Eclipse

"Next time u want to hit me, use a baseball bat of a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse

"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight

"Did u seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." -Jacob, Eclipse

"How strongly opposed are u to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon

"Oh! I get it! u love me!"
-Bella,...

And I Care Why?
By: moolah
Chapter Three
(Edward and Bella’s P.O.V’s)
(Normal Pairings, all HUMAN!!)


Bella’s P.O.V:
    “Bella, could I talk to you?” Alice asks, setting down her glass of limonade on the tafel, tabel beside Rosalie’s. I nod and smile at Rosalie reassuringly. Alice takes me to the bathroom and says, “You need to tell him tonight.” “Why? He hates me.” Alice hits me on the hand. “He doesn’t hate you. Why do u think that?” I shrug. I do not want to have this conversation. “Alice, can we talk about this later?” “No.” She answers....

“It’s okay, love, you’re fine. I’m here.” I was trying to ease her. “Did u have another nightmare? It wasn’t real, it wasn’t real.”
“Not a nightmare.” She shook her head, scrubbing the back of hand against her eyes.
“It was a good dream.” Her voice broke again. I was completely confused. Then why are these tears building again in her eyes and falling?
“Then why are u crying?” I asked, bewildered.
“Because I woke up,” She wailed, wrapping her arms around my neck, getting closer to me. I felt her uneven gasps on my throat. It was out of logic, what she was saying....

10. “Eerie, isn’t it?” (Twilight Pg. 387)

9. “You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here u are, red-faced just like always.” (New Moon Pg. 26)

8. “It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose” (New Moon Pg. 498)

7. “I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.” (New Moon Pg. 26)
6. “I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much meer fun with u around” (Eclipse Pg. 93)

5. “Fall down again, Bella?” (Eclipse Pg. 342)

4. “You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 8 - PORT ANGELES


"Get in," a furious voice commanded.
It was amazing how instantaneously he choking fear vanished, amazing how suddenly the feeling of security washed over me - even before I was off the straat - as soon as I heard his voice. I jumped into the seat, slamming the door shut behind me.
It was dark in the car, no light had come on with the opening of the door, and I could barely see his face in the glow from the dashboard. The tires squealed as he spun around to face north, accelerating too quickly, swerving toward the stunned men on the street....

"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster!?"
―Bella zwaan-, zwaan to Jacob Black on Renesmee's nickname "Nessie".[src]

Renesmee (Reh-NEZ-may, of Ruh-NEZ-may) Carlie Cullen (born on September 10, 2006) is a half vampire/half human hybrid, and a member of the Olympic Coven. She is the imprintee of Jacob Black and the daughter of Edward and Bella Cullen. Renesmee's paternal grandparents are Edward and Elizabeth Masen. She is the granddaughter of Charlie zwaan-, zwaan and Renee Dwyer as well as the adoptive granddaughter of Carlisle and Esme Cullen. She is the niece of Alice and Emmett Cullen and...

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of love and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of vragen and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better than Edward because he didn't leave Bella!
- Why would Edward leave Bella if he loved her?
- Edward's scum. When u love someone, u don't just abandon them and leave them to die!

Despite the fact that I'm Team Edward, I find these accusations to be...

me and vicky went to the store and got some food we were walking around the store and then i seen alice oh crap!
"muma look"she zei and pointed to the fruity pebbles she loves bright colors
"you want some"i asked her
"yes pwease"she zei lookig and sounding cute
"k"i zei grabbed the box put it in the kar, winkelwagen and kissed her she was in th eseat of the big cart
then alice was ahead of i said"heyy alice"
vicky turned and looked at her"pritty"is what she said
"why thank you, heyy bella who is this?"she asked me smiling
"this is vicky my daughter if u couldn't allready tell"i zei smilling at vicky
"she...