“You and Billy gossip like old women.” -Bella, Eclipse.
“Penguins. Lovely.” -Edward, Eclipse
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward, Eclipse
"Next time u want to hit me, use a baseball bat of a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight
"Did u seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." -Jacob, Eclipse
"How strongly opposed are u to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon
"Oh! I get it! u love me!"