posted by 0emz0
"Spike: Do I get a cookie?
"I like turtles."
"He was meer energetic than the energizer bunny on crack"
"Kumquats, my children"
"But I NEED to go to the bathroom! IT WAS CHICKEN NUGGET DAY!!!"
"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minuut of it."
"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can kruis the road and not be questioned of their motives."
"Without me, it's just aweso"
"Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."