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The boot below this story is a Regal 1900 (It's mine too)

The volgende day, Humphrey set out to the airport to steal a plane and head back to the pack with it. He put on his body armor, his WCA uniform, and put his gun in its slot.
“Hey, Kate, I’m heading out!”
“Ok, be back door 5:00.”
“I’m not your son!”
“Still just do it!”
“Alright, I will be back flying in on a 737.”
Humphrey left and headed out to the Jasper airport. On the way, he walked volgende to a river and saw an anchored boat. There was no one in it either. Humphrey pulled out his gun, which also had a scope and zoomed in. On his zoom, he accidentally fired. Unfortunately, a cop was driving by.
“Firearm discharge! I need backup!”
“Oh crap!”
Humphrey jumped into the water and climbed on to the anchored boat.
“I heard that when you’re on a boat, u need a life jacket.”
Humphrey checked the storage part of the boat, “This is a pretty small boat.” Humphrey looked at the owners manual, “Regal 1900 bowrider. It has a hull storage unit, two storage units in the bow, anchor storage, and an engine compartment, ideal for putting life jackets. Ok, there they are.”
Humphrey put on a life jacket, then got in the drivers seat. He a read a note, “Operate blower for four minuten before operating boat.” He turned on the blower and read another note, “Eight persons of 1,080 pounds is the limit.”
Humphrey waited a few minutes, then turned off the blower. However, he had to learn to operate the boat.
“Crap! Well, at least I’m not in a hurry.”
Humphrey heard police boats, “Are u serious!? God, please help me! I would like to bring this boot back to the pack, but I don’t know how to operate this thing! Please let me figure it out!”
Turning it on was just like a car, he turned the key to the right, and when he did, there was two short beeps and a loud beep when he turned it.
“Oh, crap, its that bad?”
He turned it even more, which started the boat. He noticed the throttle to his right, “That’s it! It’s just like a plane with throttle!”
Humphrey pushed the throttle forward, but there was a jerk. He forgot to put the anchor up! He rushed to the bow, pulled the anchor up, and put it in the compartment.
He sped off being followed door the cops, “Stop the vessel of we will box u in and force u to shore!”
“Ok, I’ll stop!”
He pulled back the throttle, which made him stop almost immediately and went backwards. He stopped going backwards and sped vooruit, voorwaarts where he dodged the boats.
The boats sped after Humphrey, one, however, successfully jumped onto Humphrey’s boat. He knocked Humphrey and stopped the boat.
A few hours later, almost the end of the day, Humphrey woke up in a jail cell. A guard was sitting there reading a Playboy magazine.
“Oh, that’s sexy baby! Whoo, nice tits! Woah! No wonder why they call it a bush!”
“Excuse me, sir.”
“Yes.”
“What time is it?”
“7:00 pm, sir.”
“Oh crap! I had to be home pagina two hours ago! Where is that boot I had?”
“It’s on a trailer at the impound.”
“Sorry for all the questions, but where’s my body armor, my uniform, and my gun?”
“They’re in a storage room. door the way, ask all the vragen u want, the judge hears them all.”
“It’s not like I’m asking anything bad. Hey, can I see that Playboy?”
“Yeah, here.”
“Woah! No wonder why people are addicted to these things!”
Humphrey handed it back, and the guard sat at his desk. Humphrey learned a sneak move. He stal the keys, quietly unlatched the cell and tip-toed out, which was also quiet. Humphrey got his stuff from the storage room, and yelled to the guard.
“Hey, noob! u missed me!”
“God damn it! On of a bitch!” the guard yelled, “I need backup at building C-12!”
An officer came and stood at the door, “No escape now, wolf!”
Humphrey jumped onto the uithangbord which brought him to the volgende one. He jumped on the one, and jumped right over the guard. He ran to the parking lot, where he stal an F-350, because he needed a tow vehicle to get that boat. He got to the impound, signed the fee, and got the boat. He headed back to the pack towing the boat. When he came in, it was about 9:30.
“How mad will Kate be? I’m about to find out.”
Humphrey parked in front of the house, and went in to see Kate sitting there. When she saw him, she started to rage.
“Humphrey, where the hell were you!?”
“Long story, ok so…”
“No, first off, you’re grounded!”
“Ok, mom.”
“Shut up. You’re ground from sex! No romancing, no licking, no sucking, crap, no cuddling!”
“Do u want me to do your sister?”
“What?”
“Nothing. Well, hopefully this will cheer u up.”
Humphrey showed Kate the boat, “What is it?”
“A boat! It floats on water and goes like 60 MPH!”
“It makes me happy, but you’re still grounded!”
Humphrey and Kate went back in. They slept in different beds that night.
 This is a Regal 1900 (This is actually mine)
This is a Regal 1900 (This is actually mine)
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here's MY lijst of the top, boven 11 best films of 2013.
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My most recent A&O video
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{Note: This will be my first time writing a story, so I consider myself a new writer. In this case, it will be a fan fiction. So everything is made up.. duh. xD Please don't judge me if there's something I should improve. If u come across something that I need to fix in the future, please let me know in the comments. If you'd like, u can also give me a feedback about what u liked about this story of something.

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Yesterday, there was an incident involving my Meebo account and my phone. People, who shall remain nameless, were told through these media door an individual pretending to be me that "I slept with SweetsOmega!" This is most definitively not the truth. I love Sweets to death, but not in that manner. This individual, who shall remain nameless against my better judgement, was allowed to use my laptop yesterday for a few hours while I repaired his. He was NOT, however, told he could use my phone, but took it upon himself to do so anyway. Using my phone early in the morning, and my laptop in the afternoon,...
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Found this little clip via the "Lionsgate Shop" youtube channel, enjoy.
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all credit to Nice peter, and Epic Lloyd on their ERB channel. And I'll be posting several of these to maybe lighten the mood from the pointless fight xP
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This is a video i made a few weeks geleden in my YouTube channel. hope u guys like it
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just thought i'd make ya guys laugh a bit
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Never gets old.. :)
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