Stupid Cleverbot.
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User:im a insane wanker.
Cleverbot: u zei u were a vampire. Liar.
User: I'm a wolf rawr!
Cleverbot: Where do u live?
User: In a den.
Cleverbot: What is the name of it?
User: home pagina sweet home.
Cleverbot: Where is the house?
User: Behind you.
Cleverbot: There is nothing behind me.
User: Behind me.
Cleverbot: There is god behind me.
User: *cuts your chest with my claws*.
Cleverbot: Haha. Sorry, no. I am married.
User: Im a wolf.
Cleverbot: You're a furry?
User: Yeah furry wolf.
Cleverbot: I thought u weren't sure.
User: *grrrr...*.
Cleverbot: What ? You're mad ? Come at me bro !
User: *Rawr!*.
Cleverbot: I love u too.
User: *barks at you*.
Cleverbot: *ears flatten*.
User: *bites your leg*.
Cleverbot: *punches you*.
User: How dare you?!
Cleverbot: How dare u dare me.
User: u are a dead man!
Cleverbot: Where did that come from?
User: u fucking yokel!
Cleverbot: Why did u say I was your slave?
User: *bites your chest* Stop it...
Cleverbot: *bites harder*.
User: Stop biting my leg!
Cleverbot: I am not being mean. I am trying to be friends.
User: Im a furry wolf you?
Cleverbot: What is furry?
User: *barks at you*.
Cleverbot: *steps back*.
User: *barks and gets near you*.
Cleverbot: Maid-chan.
User: *Rawr*.
Cleverbot: *You're not a lion*.
User: Im a wokf.
Cleverbot: u are not.
User: I mean im a wolf.
Cleverbot: Don't u mean u are NOT a girl?
User: *bites your nose*.
Cleverbot: No!
User: *bites harder*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *rips off your nose*.
Cleverbot: *rips off your head*.
User: Im a wolf your idiot.
Cleverbot: How are u a wolf?
User: *bites your leg*.
Cleverbot: *screams louder*.
User: *bite harder*.
Cleverbot: *tries to escape you*.
User: *rips off your leg*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *feed your leg*.
Cleverbot: *refuses to eat*.
User: *feeding your leg*.
Cleverbot: *is forced to eat moldy food*.
User: *barks*.
Cleverbot: *hears it*.
User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *invents chemistry*.
User: IM ON top, boven OF WORLD! Again.
Cleverbot: Do u want to go out with chail.
User: *grrr....*.
Cleverbot: Do u ever seen walking dead?
User: *rawr*.
Cleverbot: *rawr*.
User: *preparing to attack you*.
Cleverbot: u are going to attack me?
User: 3...2...
Cleverbot: 4...
User: *attacks u violently*.
Cleverbot: *is attacked*.
User: *rips off your head*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
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User:im a insane wanker.
Cleverbot: u zei u were a vampire. Liar.
User: I'm a wolf rawr!
Cleverbot: Where do u live?
User: In a den.
Cleverbot: What is the name of it?
User: home pagina sweet home.
Cleverbot: Where is the house?
User: Behind you.
Cleverbot: There is nothing behind me.
User: Behind me.
Cleverbot: There is god behind me.
User: *cuts your chest with my claws*.
Cleverbot: Haha. Sorry, no. I am married.
User: Im a wolf.
Cleverbot: You're a furry?
User: Yeah furry wolf.
Cleverbot: I thought u weren't sure.
User: *grrrr...*.
Cleverbot: What ? You're mad ? Come at me bro !
User: *Rawr!*.
Cleverbot: I love u too.
User: *barks at you*.
Cleverbot: *ears flatten*.
User: *bites your leg*.
Cleverbot: *punches you*.
User: How dare you?!
Cleverbot: How dare u dare me.
User: u are a dead man!
Cleverbot: Where did that come from?
User: u fucking yokel!
Cleverbot: Why did u say I was your slave?
User: *bites your chest* Stop it...
Cleverbot: *bites harder*.
User: Stop biting my leg!
Cleverbot: I am not being mean. I am trying to be friends.
User: Im a furry wolf you?
Cleverbot: What is furry?
User: *barks at you*.
Cleverbot: *steps back*.
User: *barks and gets near you*.
Cleverbot: Maid-chan.
User: *Rawr*.
Cleverbot: *You're not a lion*.
User: Im a wokf.
Cleverbot: u are not.
User: I mean im a wolf.
Cleverbot: Don't u mean u are NOT a girl?
User: *bites your nose*.
Cleverbot: No!
User: *bites harder*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *rips off your nose*.
Cleverbot: *rips off your head*.
User: Im a wolf your idiot.
Cleverbot: How are u a wolf?
User: *bites your leg*.
Cleverbot: *screams louder*.
User: *bite harder*.
Cleverbot: *tries to escape you*.
User: *rips off your leg*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *feed your leg*.
Cleverbot: *refuses to eat*.
User: *feeding your leg*.
Cleverbot: *is forced to eat moldy food*.
User: *barks*.
Cleverbot: *hears it*.
User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *invents chemistry*.
User: IM ON top, boven OF WORLD! Again.
Cleverbot: Do u want to go out with chail.
User: *grrr....*.
Cleverbot: Do u ever seen walking dead?
User: *rawr*.
Cleverbot: *rawr*.
User: *preparing to attack you*.
Cleverbot: u are going to attack me?
User: 3...2...
Cleverbot: 4...
User: *attacks u violently*.
Cleverbot: *is attacked*.
User: *rips off your head*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
Humphrey: "Oh crap gotta pee!" *rushes to a restroom*
Humphrey: "All of them are vacant Whew!"
Humphrey: *Zips down"
Humphrey: "Pees"
*Flushing noises*
Humphrey: "Zips up"
*Runs to a car and hijacks it*
*drives off in a Dodge charger*
Erm idk what else the end. meer coming soon
Oh wait I got more
The chopper would be in the air
Chopper pilot: STEADY FIRE!
*Explosion which Humphrey dodges door swerving*
He would place a explosive on the road blowing up the other vehicles
Humphrey: "Woah that's real shit now *Laughing*
Well credits go to Humphrey Filmer Chopper pilot and almost
Everyone else in this article
Lol
The end
Humphrey: "All of them are vacant Whew!"
Humphrey: *Zips down"
Humphrey: "Pees"
*Flushing noises*
Humphrey: "Zips up"
*Runs to a car and hijacks it*
*drives off in a Dodge charger*
Erm idk what else the end. meer coming soon
Oh wait I got more
The chopper would be in the air
Chopper pilot: STEADY FIRE!
*Explosion which Humphrey dodges door swerving*
He would place a explosive on the road blowing up the other vehicles
Humphrey: "Woah that's real shit now *Laughing*
Well credits go to Humphrey Filmer Chopper pilot and almost
Everyone else in this article
Lol
The end
Runt slowly got his sences back he did not know were he was
he smelled blood,drugs,and sick people
he found that he was in the hospial
the pack had advanced alot in technology
runt couldent feel his arm
your ok" stinky exclamed
what happend"runt asked
u um u lost your arm" stinky studderd
what"runt zei looking at his arm
he saw a steel arm were his used to be
there is some one who wants to see you"stinky said
it was tasha runts girlfreind
Runt your ok" Tasha said
yeah if ok is a missing fucking arm" runt zei getting up
um Tasha i wanna know if um" runt lost is words
what is it" tasha zei in her french accent (she was french not like marcel i meen real french)
will u um marrie me"runt zei the thing he wanted to say sence he met tasha 4 years geleden
yes i have been waiting for u to say that" tasha said
the end for now
its really short but it is important
he smelled blood,drugs,and sick people
he found that he was in the hospial
the pack had advanced alot in technology
runt couldent feel his arm
your ok" stinky exclamed
what happend"runt asked
u um u lost your arm" stinky studderd
what"runt zei looking at his arm
he saw a steel arm were his used to be
there is some one who wants to see you"stinky said
it was tasha runts girlfreind
Runt your ok" Tasha said
yeah if ok is a missing fucking arm" runt zei getting up
um Tasha i wanna know if um" runt lost is words
what is it" tasha zei in her french accent (she was french not like marcel i meen real french)
will u um marrie me"runt zei the thing he wanted to say sence he met tasha 4 years geleden
yes i have been waiting for u to say that" tasha said
the end for now
its really short but it is important
