One day, Lilly couldn’t sleep. She tried everything like: breath in for 4 seconds, and breath out for 7 seconds.
Lilly: Humphrey, I can’t sleep.
Humphrey: why..not
But instead of a normal why not, Humphrey sounded tired.
Lilly: Humphrey? Are u okay?
Humphrey: what! Oh. Sorry, I just had a long dag at work, that’s why I sound tired.
I’m not Lilly: Humphrey. u voice sounds moany. Where were you.
Humphrey: wait what do u mean?
Lilly: Oh so u won’t tell me u texting let’s see, KATE!
Humphrey: Lilly! Wait! I can explain!
Lilly: u cheated on me!
Humphrey: Lilly I was just telling her how is it going over there that all.
Lilly: No Humphrey! Go find another teef to sleep with, I’m done with you!
Angry, Humphrey got in his truck and with his suit case and drove away. Meanwhile, when Lilly couldn’t sleep, making Humphrey verplaats out only made worse. She didn’t eat and do anything. She stayed in bed. While Lilly was sleeping she got a call.
Lilly: Who is it.
Kate: Lilly, Garth got in a accident but he’s okay.
Lilly: So!
Kate: It’s not Garth, Humphrey got in a car accident and died!
Lilly stood still not moving and started to cry. She knew it was her fault.
Kate: wait hold on I’m getting a call from...
Lilly: who is it?
Kate: Humphrey.
Lilly: how?
Kate: oooh never mind a different Humphrey got in a car accident not him.
Lilly was happy to know Humphrey was alive.
Humphrey: hallo kate I’ll vist u another time.
Kate: Okay bye.
And gave Humphrey a kiss before he left.
Lilly opened the door to go some were when Humphrey appeared. Shocked Lilly started to hug him and cry.
Lilly: I’m so sorry I kicked u out!
Humphrey: It’s not your fault, its mine.
Lilly grabbed him and threw him on the bed.
Humphrey: Uuuuugh Lilly! What are u doing!
Humphrey sounded worried.
Lilly: Oh just having some fun.
Then Lilly and Humphrey had sex.
Lilly: Humphrey. remember the time u screwed me in the ezel so good u didn’t stop, this is a 100 time’s better.
Humphrey didn’t stop. door then, Humphrey and Lilly got together again.
Lilly: Humphrey, I can’t sleep.
Humphrey: why..not
But instead of a normal why not, Humphrey sounded tired.
Lilly: Humphrey? Are u okay?
Humphrey: what! Oh. Sorry, I just had a long dag at work, that’s why I sound tired.
I’m not Lilly: Humphrey. u voice sounds moany. Where were you.
Humphrey: wait what do u mean?
Lilly: Oh so u won’t tell me u texting let’s see, KATE!
Humphrey: Lilly! Wait! I can explain!
Lilly: u cheated on me!
Humphrey: Lilly I was just telling her how is it going over there that all.
Lilly: No Humphrey! Go find another teef to sleep with, I’m done with you!
Angry, Humphrey got in his truck and with his suit case and drove away. Meanwhile, when Lilly couldn’t sleep, making Humphrey verplaats out only made worse. She didn’t eat and do anything. She stayed in bed. While Lilly was sleeping she got a call.
Lilly: Who is it.
Kate: Lilly, Garth got in a accident but he’s okay.
Lilly: So!
Kate: It’s not Garth, Humphrey got in a car accident and died!
Lilly stood still not moving and started to cry. She knew it was her fault.
Kate: wait hold on I’m getting a call from...
Lilly: who is it?
Kate: Humphrey.
Lilly: how?
Kate: oooh never mind a different Humphrey got in a car accident not him.
Lilly was happy to know Humphrey was alive.
Humphrey: hallo kate I’ll vist u another time.
Kate: Okay bye.
And gave Humphrey a kiss before he left.
Lilly opened the door to go some were when Humphrey appeared. Shocked Lilly started to hug him and cry.
Lilly: I’m so sorry I kicked u out!
Humphrey: It’s not your fault, its mine.
Lilly grabbed him and threw him on the bed.
Humphrey: Uuuuugh Lilly! What are u doing!
Humphrey sounded worried.
Lilly: Oh just having some fun.
Then Lilly and Humphrey had sex.
Lilly: Humphrey. remember the time u screwed me in the ezel so good u didn’t stop, this is a 100 time’s better.
Humphrey didn’t stop. door then, Humphrey and Lilly got together again.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, of ROTFLMAO!"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds door going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a dag on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight door inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a paswoord other than "password"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds door going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a dag on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight door inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a paswoord other than "password"
4 hours Later...
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
dag 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can verplaats but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 uur later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get meer power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit wolves to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
dag 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can verplaats but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 uur later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get meer power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit wolves to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.