big fat lilly

Humphrey got up and got some coffee and he added extra sugar and went and sat on the porch and the paper boy rode door and zei "Hey Humphrey" and throws the paper and it lands on the porch and Humphrey says "Hey Jeremy" and then he picked up the paper and sat back down and then Garth pulled up and zei "Hey loser hows your piece of shit car doing" and Humphrey says "Its not a piece of crap Its a classic doush bag No wait your some stupid jock fag who comes to my house to eat cause your to poor to provide for your self" then Garth picked him up and threw him to the ground and zei "Listen we...

Fredrik and his family arrived shortly after Jake and Blake left. Fron, as usual, was bouncing around and sticking his nose into anything that peeked his interest.
Fredrik and Anika came over and stood door us.
We exchanged proper greetings and pleasentries for a while, but then it was time for business.
"What do u need."
"I need u and your family to watch over Jasmin for a while," i pointed my nose at the injured wolf in the corner."
"I dont need babysitters, sir."Said Jasmin.
I ignored her.
Upon seeing the gash on Jasmins side, Anika gasped and ran to Jasmins side, she then began to fuss...

Humphrey had to confess to Johnny about what was going on between him and Kate. It wasn’t hard to confess that they were fight, but that he did Lilly. He eventually arrived at Johnny’s den.
“Hey, dad.”
“Johnny, I gotta talk to u about something.”
“Sure, dad, what?”
Humphrey and Johnny sat down at the couch, “Johnny, your mother and I are fighting right now.”
“About what?”
Humphrey tilted his head forward, “Johnny, please don’t hate me for this, it’s hard to tell you.”
“I’m not going to hate my own dad.”
“Promise?”
“Yes, make sure mom doesn’t...

I woke up in the morning from K calling my name,
"Red! Wake up Red!Red!"
"What,what,what,god!"
"The recruits are being attacked!"
"Shit! Where?"
"The same spot in the forest!"
"Lets go!" we ran as fast as we could but it was too late, too late for Simmons. We fought of the attackers and I decided something I thought I'd never decide,
"Alright no meer of the army!"
"Red what do u mean?"
"I mean I'm splitting up the army... It's just too much stress for me!"
"Oh."
"I'll see u guys later."I went to the spot that made me feel different and laid there, hours later Kelley found me still laying there looking...

The pack formed a 56 car convoy. That is the whole pack going after Debbie! Debbie didn’t know what was coming but she was fully prepared for the most part. They arrived at the house she was at. Hutch was the leader and switch his PA radio speakers to external.
“Debbie, we all know you’re in there! Come out now and surrender!”
“Screw u wolves!” Debbie yelled.
Hutch radioed Cando and Claw, “Yo, Cando, Claw, get in your turrets! We’ll have to threaten her!”
Cando and Claw loaded their turrets, “We got 80 Caliber mounted turrets in 2 of uur trucks! Don’t make us fire!”...

Authors Note: This isn't just a tribute to Lilly and Garth, this artikel is for my mate Garth123. I love u soo much! <3

I was walking around, minding my own business. And thats when I met him. the cute and hott Garth. I went over to talk to him. I said, "Hi, my names Lilly. And your. . ." "Garth. My names Garth. Your cute Lilly." he told me. As we were talking I began to blush. "He Lilly, would you, uh, like to be my girlfriend?" he asked me.

"Sure." I told him, and he kissed me. We kept walking, and we came into a field of flowers. The flowers and gras were as big as we were, so I ducked...

Kate: What's wrong with you?
[Humphrey has his paws between his legs]
Humphrey: I have to go.
Kate: Can't u hold it?
Humphrey: No! I can't.


Paddy: u were relocated to re-populate.
Kate: Ah!
Humphrey: Oh, sounds good to me.
[Kate puts her paw under Humphrey's chin]
Kate: No.

Kate: [Kate tries to stand on to a slippery rock and looks down to see a river] Humphrey!
Humphrey: [Tarzan yell and swings towards Kate] Don't worry Kate, it's all part of the plan
Kate: I can see that
Humphrey: Kate, grab my tail.
Kate: Grab your what?
Humphrey: Take those alpha jaws and grab...
[Kate bites Humphrey...

Chapter Six: Reality

The weather had taken a turn for the worse, grey clouds had formed in the sky, and rain started to pound the ground, just like in Humphrey's nightmare. Humphrey approached the field that he recognised too well from his nightmare. I have to find Kate. I have to find Kate, Humphrey kept telling himself, just like in the nightmare. She's gonna get herself killed, I just know it. I have to get there before it happens. Humphrey thought. Humphrey ran up the hill, although this time, he was careful, and didn't slip down the hill, giving him precious time to save Kate from her demise....

The Blue Moon pt 2
They could not belive there eyes it was a beautiful place and it was a nice summer day. They could not understand how different florida was from Jasper park. They were walking to there honey moon hol, den they sat out front and they holwed there duet and went to bed then there was a knock at the front door and Humphrey went and got it it was Johnathan there son how did he get here and he brought him in and got kate up.
She zei “ John wat r u doing here” “ I came with u remember?” replied john he went to bed and Humphrey spent half the night on the divan, bank and then he decided...

*warning: sexual content ahead! u are warned!*

"You ready to go home?" Jon asked Kate, "I'm going to put this kraag and leash on u and take u to the Bronco." He pointed out at a big yellow SUV parked in the driveway. He slipped the kraag over her head and snapped the lead onto it and walked her out. He opened the door to the Bronco, "get in," Kate jumped up into the passenger seat, Stormy was already in the back ready to go. "Now I don't know how u will react to a car ride but if u need to vomit put your head out the window and do it okay?" He rolled down the window for her, then...

Tony was sitting watching Winston and Eve playing golf with Paddy. Marcel sat beside him, keeping score on a nearby boom trunk. He felt tired, as always. He also felt hungry. It didn't help that he was sitting volgende to one of the only forbidden birds in the park. "Hey, Marcel."
"Hmm?"
"Mind if I go get somthing to eat? I'm starving."
"If u are not in the game, u may do as u wish." A ball sailed over his head. "Paddy, the hole is over there."
"Whoops." Paddy zei "Silly me."
Tony smiled and began his descent. Retirement was great. He got to sit in hot springs to relax, while his son did all...

Kate left early the volgende morning. She bid Humphrey and CJ goodbye. Her body pained in hunger, she was weak and didn't know how far she could go. She walked for hours and didn't see anything. Kate moved toward the high mountains where she knew that the caribou would be hiding at. When she got there she found nothing. For days she searched and finally could not go any further.

Kate lay down, the pads on her feet were cut up and bleeding. Her body was exhausted and in a lot of pain from constant travel. After laying around for a few hours she got up and continued on her way. It was a beautiful...

Chapter 3
The wind gently blew. The tweets of birds filled the air. Seth woke up. It was about 7 in the morning. It was quite warm and humid after the down pour from the dag before. Seth was still tired. He didn’t bother getting up. He just laid there where he slept. Under a tree. He slowly fell asleep again. Kate woke up. She turned over just to find her nose pressed against Seth’s. She opened her eyes, surprised to feel something against her nose. She leapt from where she slept. “AH!” She began breathing heavily. “Phew...” She sighed; relieved to know it was only Seth. She looked...

Only a few hours after Humphrey's execution, the pack leaders held a secret meeting. "We should not have done that..." Garth muttered. "You know we had to. The meer that learn about Fukaro, the meer victims he has. We had to prevent it from spreading like and infection." Winston said, "Even if it cost my best omega in this whole damn pack." "I know, but there had to be something else we could have done." Garth replied shaking his head. "No son, we had to do what we had to do." Tony said. "But what I don't get is, how did Humphrey learn about him?" Lilly asked.

*Flash Back*

"Hey have you...

The 11 dogs go to the driving school.

Humphrey, Star, and Kaltag got up and woke all the dogs.
“Kaltag u drive the Charger I’ll drive the Armada.” ster said.
“Ok.”
“Hey, we have to find Tony, Garth, and Winston. And they don’t have Phones.”
“We’re going to have to do it the old way.”
Kaltag got out and howled. They heard a shitty howl.
“Garth.”
They heard a howl, then a yelp.
“Tony that means the volgende one is Winton.”
Winston howled.
“Wait, didn’t Garth sound like he was near Dutch’s house?”
They came to Dutch’s house and rang the doorbell. Garth answered....

I Decided to go with the Left 4 Dead crossover. We need a good zombie story on here. I started a dead rising crossover back when I first joined, but It soon died and I moved on.

Hello, my name is Kate. This is the story of how me, my boyfriend, my sister, and my brother-in-law survived a living hell hole. I tell ya, it aint a pretty sight. If u got a problem, u can fuck off. Anyway, back to the story.

This whole thing started out on a normal day. I wake up in my apartment, have coffee, shower, get dressed, and go to a job I REALLY fucking hate. Im an accountant at some stupid insurance...

I ran to Alec as he lay bleeding on the ground volgende to the female.
I put my paws on his chest to try to stop the bleeding,"Alec please, dont go to sleep, I need u to stay here with me," I zei through tears.
He smiled, "I am at peace Kelly, I need u to be strong for me. Its ok, love, I'll be in the arms of the Angels soon," he put his paw on mine and moved it away, "we will be with each other again, have no fear."
"Let me follow u into the dark."
"No, love, u still have plenty of time in this life, u need to make the most of it."
He laid his head down and close his eyes as Garth and Lilly...