Alpha and Omega- Adult Jokes

warning: strong language and random violence, dont try this at home pagina kids.

garth is in the airplane, and steel is in another room. garth was whistling and watching his favoriete movie. called "Alpha and omega 2" then steel came door and spilt coffie on garths dick door accident. "AHHHH u FUCKING... AHHH!!!" garth yelled. "well sorry it isnt my fault your right there!" steele said. then garth got all pissed off and splashed coffie in steeles face. "YOU SON OF BITCH!!!" steele then punched garth in the face and garth kicked him in the face. then steele draged him and hitting his face on the floor....

Humphrey had been seduced door the most beautiful wolf ever. Blsoom. Humphrey has no control of this hypnosis and is trapped in her spell.

"Mmm... Yes..." A moan came from a den. This den, belongs to Blossom and Humphrey. After they had sex in Humphrey's den, Blossom wanted to become mates and have a new hol, den to theirselves.

"Oooh..." A moan came from the back of the den. Back in the den, was Humphrey and Blossom rubbing their members on eachother.

Blossom was on top, boven of Humphrey, holding her worm and rubbing it on Humphrey's. Blossom bit her lower lip and humped faster, a little drop of her pure...

It was nearing the end of finals at college and my stress point was reaching an all time high level I never thought I would see again. One day, the dag before my very last final, I snapped big time. Finally all that pent up stress caught up with me at last.
It was in the evening and Kate and I were walking across campus headed toward the cafeteria for dinner, Katie and our kids were in the room waiting for us to bring food to them. We were talking casually and sharing ideas as to what we might do over the long 28 dag winter break we had to look vooruit, voorwaarts to ahead, when all of the sudden a group...

humphrey and kate were at there hol, den one dawn(morning) and kate thought we should invite garth and lilly over i(humphrey) zei we really shouldnt invite garth.Kate asked me why not. I zei "he gave me a really really bad look and was growling at me". kate zei "why do u think he doesnt like you?" i just have a feeling but ok lets do it kisses kate. *7 hours later when garth and lilly get here.* ok so what do u want to do says lilly? i say lets eat avondeten, diner ill go scavage i run out of the den. garth says "i hate humphrey when he gets back i think im gonna do something really bad" kate says"um...