"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall door my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a bitch!... I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's AFRIED!!"
Freddy Krueger: Awww... how sweet.
[Rips Jason's hockey mask off]
Freddy Krueger: u ugly little shit!
Freddy: ... Now there's a face...
[Holds up his mother's severed head]
Freddy Krueger: only a mother could love! Hawhawhaw!!
[Freddy is dressed as The Wicked Witch of the West and is riding a broom]
Freddy Krueger: I'll get you, my pretty! And your little soul, too! (laughs dramatically)
"I didn't need a handschoen to kill your teef mother. And I don't need one now!"
[a dead Bobby Davis appears in a bloody bathtub in Mark's nightmare]
Bobby Davis: Hey, Mark. u didn't forget about me, did you?
Mark Davis: Oh, God.
[Bobby speaks in Freddy Krueger's voice]
Freddy Krueger: Oh, that's right! Everyone forgot! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me to get them to "remember". But now he just won't STOP!!...
[Bobby shows Mark his slit wrists]
Freddy Krueger: That hockey punk!
Oprah Noodlemantra: All right. Once again. This is your brain.
Oprah Noodlemantra: This is your brain on drugs. Questions?
[Freddy hits him with the frying pan]
Freddy Krueger: Yeah! What are "you" on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me.
Dick Cavett: Can I ask u a question?
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Why certainly.
[Dick Cavett turns into Freddy Krueger]
Freddy Krueger: Who gives a FUCK what u think!
Freddy Krueger: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nothing will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me.
[slices off thumb]
Freddy Krueger: Then they tried burying me.
[slices off index finger]
Freddy Krueger: But this... this is my favorite.
Freddy Krueger: [gives a finger gesture] They even tried holy water!
Freddy Krueger: [slices off middle finger, drops hand out of frame and holds it up again with all fingers intact] But I just keep on tickin'... because they promised me that.
Freddy Krueger: The dream people. The ones that gave me this job. In dreams... I am forever! Too bad you're not.
"You shouldn't of buried me.. I'm NOT dead"
Jesse Braun: What do u want from me?
Freddy Krueger: Hmm!
[Freddy aggressively approaches him]
Freddy Krueger: I don't know, Jesse!
[points mes at Braun]
Freddy Krueger: u think u can turn back time?
Freddy Krueger: [gets in Braun's face]
Freddy Krueger: ANSWER ME!
Jesse Braun: NO!
Freddy Krueger: Do u think u can bring the dead back to life?
Jesse Braun: NO!
Freddy Krueger: No?
Freddy Krueger: I didn't fucking think so!
"Welcome to prime time bitch!"
Tina Gray: Please, God!
Fred Krueger: [reveals his glove] This... is God!
[Freddy stabs Kincaid in the stomach]
Roland Kincaid: (dying breath) I'll see u in hell.
Freddy Krueger: (smiles) Tell 'em Freddy sent ya.
[Jams knives further into his Roland's stomach]
Do-Gooder: Just tell me what u want, all right? I'm here to help you.
Freddy Krueger: Help yourSELF, fucker! (kills him coldly)
"You are ALL my children now!"
[Freddy appears in Jared's dream]
Jared from Subway: No, please!
Freddy Krueger: It's ok! I had Subway for lunch!
[Freddy proceeds to butcher him]
"I love screamers!"
"Gone... But not forgotten"
" Die, piggy!"
"Hey Dan! Better not dream and drive HAWHAWHAWHAW!!"
Mrs. Jordan: [on the radio] I'm calling about my wayward ex-son Daniel who's been acting like an ungrateful, unmanageable dickweed ever since he was seduced door that bimbo slut whore Alice!
Dan Jordan: Mom?
Freddy Krueger: [on the radio] If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.
"Faster than a bastard maniac! meer powerful than a loco-madman! It's... Super Freddy!"