#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded door a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....

#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...

#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do u know what my top, boven three favoriete things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. seconde is Nazis. Can u guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: u will witness what happens what here today, and u will will speak of it later.. Except u won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this toon the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big anime fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....

Spoilers:

I just realized this review isn't on here, so here...


Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger door at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche....

#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause u know. That ALWAYS ends well.

And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far meer affective to say

"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"


#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".


#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death haai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING...

#1: SPONGEBOB HIMSELF:
Seriously. Go back to pre movie Spongebob.. He's a completely different person. And his voice in season 1 is one of the many things I wish they kept. It's not annoying.. If anything it should be a little meer sarcastic.. And above it all. Seeing CAN u SPARE A DIME is the greatest thing ever when comparing it to new Spongebob.. Who doesn't have a spine to save his life.

New Spongebob.. Where do I begin.. From crying about anything, I mean "anything".. The high toned voice. The utter stupidity.. And his creepy level of fondness towards Squidward, bordering on "stalking".....

#1:

Trevor: Yo what the fuck cowboy!?

Audience: (laughs)

Johnny: (reveals himself)

Audience: (cheers)

Trevor: (annoyedly) Oh great. meer bikers.

Johnny: I hope u don't mind us setting up home pagina here?

Trevor: No, no. I am okay with that.

(at the trailer)

Trevor: (pacing angrily) I AM SO NOT OKAY WITH THIS!

Audience: (laughs)

Ron: Chill out boss. We can sell to them. They look rich.

Trevor: Ohh. And this is the part where I say "I am okay with that".. (laughs) WELL I AM!

Audience: (laughs)

Trevor: Come on boys! The lost is are new members.. What's the worst that can come from this.

Wade: Just try not to screw...

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:



Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all love Trevor, but we love him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never toon hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...

~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines dag actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons door his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his paswoord for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.....

I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total teef when u think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge ezel crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...

#1: MUNTZ: (Up)
Muntz is best described as determined, paranoid, insane, selfish, greedy, violent, bitter, hateful, loathsome, charismatic, manipulative, traitorous, deceiving, angry, sly, men, cunning, ruthless, intelligent.

But really think about it.. He was an explorer who was accused faking the bird's discovery, and if didn't prove it too be real, there goes his career.. However.. He has 50 years in the jungle trying to catch the damn thing and now that he has, some kid and an old guy are trying to steal it back from him.. u can argue the bird had babies, but I don't think Muntz even knew...

With help from THATCREEPYREADING


#10: CHILLER:
Your inside a torture room, and the only goal of the game, is torturing the victim in every way possible.
The worst part of both Chiller and RapePlay, is that it's simply for the players "pleasure".
Oh, and no music, so it's extra creepy..


#9: LUNA GAME:
It's MLP, so the game itself may not be too scary.
But it's scary what it does too your computer.
Seriously.. It's literary a virus..


#8: 8:46:
While the intentions seemed good.
Being trapped on the top, boven floor during 9/11 to make players understand the horrors of the event instead just pissed off the...

GOOD:

#1: LEGGO MY MEG-O:
A parody of Taken.
It's really funny..

#2: LOTTERY:
Oddly, the scene of Peter shooting out Joe's eye is the highlight of this episode..

#3: KILLER QUEEN:
Highlight of the episode is the OCP bank robbers that I used in my GTA spoof TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, when Michael and Packie rob the jewelry store..

#4: FIGHTING IRISH:
Think of every time u wanted to stempel, punch Peter wait in the face.
Well in this one Peter thinks he can beat up Liam Neilson. But of coarse, Liam beats the living shit out of him..

#4: ROAD TO GERMANY:
I love that scene when the Nazi's discover Mort is Jew and...

#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are u a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were u calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. u were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.


#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil...

MONSTER PART 5:

So, watched episodes 11 and 12..
Least something interesting happened again.

I kinda "called it" when the guy was abusing the kid the moment the kid entered the room. Obviously something was wrong.

But these two certainly were intense.. All without anyone actually dying.
It's like that Liam Neeison movie, NON-STOP. It's so intense and action packed. But yet there's little to no actual action sequences.
That movie Prisoners is the same.

Anyway. Lohan certainly is a "interesting" character.
No idea what to make of him.

Though the man crying was kind of brought me mentally down.
But...

#1: GUYS THAT SUCK:

Partically..

* Loud car guy

* Joke stealing guy

* Glutten free guy

* Negative guy (tells about his puppy being dead).

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#2: TYPES OF DRUNKS:

Most drunk people I know are either "The Orator" of "The Drifter"..

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#3: THAT DRUNK GUY:

My friend Bradley Odam in a nutshell, xD..

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#4: DON'T BE THAT GUY:

We ALL know that "loud phone guy", and we ALL wanna kick his ass, xD..

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How could she look so fine

How could it be she might be mine

How could she be so cool

I've been taken for a fool

So many times

It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can
~~
Just to be a man
who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes it turn

An leaves a broken man
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How could she be so cool

How could she be so fine

I owe a favor to a friend
My vrienden they always come through for me- Yeah

~~~
It's a story of a man

Who works as hard as he can

Just to be a man

who stands on his own

But the book always burns

As the story takes...

Not "everything" down here is melk and honey..

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#10: (I forget his name):
He killed a bunch of Mounties because he got WAY to into Call of Duty, and took it too far..


#9: WAYNE BODEN:
Wayne killed at least three women in Montreal and one in Calgary, between 1969 and 1971. He had a habit of viciously biting the breasts of his victims.

Different than many serial killers, Boden knew most of the women he killed. vrienden and co-workers of the victims identified him, but sadly police circulated the wrong suspect photo. Wayne fled to Calgary....