THE STORY OF DITTO:
Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?
Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. u 'deserved' something meer special.. Don't u feel honored, love?
Twilight: u MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..
Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No meer Celestia! and, no, more, you!
AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE u have a family! Everyone always has a family, don't they.. Well not me.. Not anymore.. Anything I ever loved was always taken away from me!.. Not even Chrysalis likes me anymore.. So what's the point of caring anymore.. I don't care about anything anymore. Not even you!
Scootaloo: ................ Ohh.. That's so sad. No wonder your a big meanie.
Ditto: (annoyed) No. No. Don't pity me, Hate me! FEAR ME!
Scootaloo: (pets him) There, there.
Ditto: (getting angry) Stop that! Why aren't u scared of me!?
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DITTO RETURNS:
Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Cheerful, aren't cha?
Ditto: I don't got much to be cheerful for. Little one..
Ditto: What even are those things?
Rarity: u mean Diamond Dogs?
Ditto: Yeah. I've been around a long long time, saw everything from Luna becoming Nightmare moon, to Queen of the changelings having a nice side. But I STILL never heard of such things,
Pinkie: Jeez.. how old ARE you!?
Ditto: .......... I keep forgetting..
Ganger: (kidnapped Ditto's little friend Scootaloo as leverage)
Ditto: u took it too far Ganger!
Ganger: Yeah, well. that's how it works sometimes..
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SWEET appel, apple MASSACRE SPOOF:
Ditto: (was made into Canterlot's police chief after his redemption). I'll do my best to stop him.
Luna: Great.. But try to keep them alive this time.
Ditto: (whining) u can't keep blaming me for that.
ONE WEEK EARLIER:
Prisoner: Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?
Ditto: For the last ti- (accidently fires the gun he's holding, killing the prisoner)..
Luna: (scared) What was that!?
Ditto: (looks over) Aww, shit, I shot him in the face.
LUNA: (angry) WHAT!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD u DO THAT!?
Ditto: Wow.. Never heard u swear...... It's kinda hot.
Luna: Shut up! I can't believe u would kill someone like that!. I mean, I knew u were always kinda crazy bu-
Ditto: I'm not crazy! It was an accident!
Luna: GOD! I'm gonna need a shower.
Ditto: (pervertly) Ohh.. Thanks for the 'vision'.
Luna: (annoyed) Shut up.. I'm not in the mood.
Ditto: We're looking for Big Mac. Stop him before murders meer people.
(laugh track)
Ditto: Wait, how is that funny!?
Tom Foolery: They think EVERYTHING is funny sir.
(laugh track)
Tom: see.
Ditto: Big Macintose. u are under arrest for the murders of... Shit. I never got their names.
Big Mac: (aims gun at Scootaloo causing Ditto to go crazy. Tackle him to the ground, and violently break his arm).
Ditto: u ever threaten my Scootaloo like that again, and I'll rip your FUCKIN HEAD OFF!!
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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:
Ditto: (appears in Scootaloo's dream) hallo Squirt.
Scoot: D- Ditto?
Ditto: Yep.. Luny was busy so she sent me instead. Plus Celestia is trying to lose a bit of weight and dosen't want there for it.
Scootaloo: Really?.. What did u do?
Ditto: Nothing. I did nothing.
Scootaloo: (unconvinced)
Ditto: (sighs) one little fat joke..
Scootaloo: She didn't take it so well huh?
Ditto: Well.. I'm here.
Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?
Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. u 'deserved' something meer special.. Don't u feel honored, love?
Twilight: u MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..
Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No meer Celestia! and, no, more, you!
AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE u have a family! Everyone always has a family, don't they.. Well not me.. Not anymore.. Anything I ever loved was always taken away from me!.. Not even Chrysalis likes me anymore.. So what's the point of caring anymore.. I don't care about anything anymore. Not even you!
Scootaloo: ................ Ohh.. That's so sad. No wonder your a big meanie.
Ditto: (annoyed) No. No. Don't pity me, Hate me! FEAR ME!
Scootaloo: (pets him) There, there.
Ditto: (getting angry) Stop that! Why aren't u scared of me!?
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DITTO RETURNS:
Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Cheerful, aren't cha?
Ditto: I don't got much to be cheerful for. Little one..
Ditto: What even are those things?
Rarity: u mean Diamond Dogs?
Ditto: Yeah. I've been around a long long time, saw everything from Luna becoming Nightmare moon, to Queen of the changelings having a nice side. But I STILL never heard of such things,
Pinkie: Jeez.. how old ARE you!?
Ditto: .......... I keep forgetting..
Ganger: (kidnapped Ditto's little friend Scootaloo as leverage)
Ditto: u took it too far Ganger!
Ganger: Yeah, well. that's how it works sometimes..
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SWEET appel, apple MASSACRE SPOOF:
Ditto: (was made into Canterlot's police chief after his redemption). I'll do my best to stop him.
Luna: Great.. But try to keep them alive this time.
Ditto: (whining) u can't keep blaming me for that.
ONE WEEK EARLIER:
Prisoner: Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?
Ditto: For the last ti- (accidently fires the gun he's holding, killing the prisoner)..
Luna: (scared) What was that!?
Ditto: (looks over) Aww, shit, I shot him in the face.
LUNA: (angry) WHAT!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD u DO THAT!?
Ditto: Wow.. Never heard u swear...... It's kinda hot.
Luna: Shut up! I can't believe u would kill someone like that!. I mean, I knew u were always kinda crazy bu-
Ditto: I'm not crazy! It was an accident!
Luna: GOD! I'm gonna need a shower.
Ditto: (pervertly) Ohh.. Thanks for the 'vision'.
Luna: (annoyed) Shut up.. I'm not in the mood.
Ditto: We're looking for Big Mac. Stop him before murders meer people.
(laugh track)
Ditto: Wait, how is that funny!?
Tom Foolery: They think EVERYTHING is funny sir.
(laugh track)
Tom: see.
Ditto: Big Macintose. u are under arrest for the murders of... Shit. I never got their names.
Big Mac: (aims gun at Scootaloo causing Ditto to go crazy. Tackle him to the ground, and violently break his arm).
Ditto: u ever threaten my Scootaloo like that again, and I'll rip your FUCKIN HEAD OFF!!
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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:
Ditto: (appears in Scootaloo's dream) hallo Squirt.
Scoot: D- Ditto?
Ditto: Yep.. Luny was busy so she sent me instead. Plus Celestia is trying to lose a bit of weight and dosen't want there for it.
Scootaloo: Really?.. What did u do?
Ditto: Nothing. I did nothing.
Scootaloo: (unconvinced)
Ditto: (sighs) one little fat joke..
Scootaloo: She didn't take it so well huh?
Ditto: Well.. I'm here.
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, of mannetjeseend, drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, of mannetjeseend, drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The haai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populair mistake that people make. verplaats slowly toward the kust-, oever of a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms of kick of splash while u swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the haai and the open ocean, verplaats away, of else the haai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the haai DOSE attack, u still need to stay calm. I know this is easier zei than done. But. u need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The haai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populair mistake that people make. verplaats slowly toward the kust-, oever of a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms of kick of splash while u swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the haai and the open ocean, verplaats away, of else the haai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the haai DOSE attack, u still need to stay calm. I know this is easier zei than done. But. u need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..