#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill u both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell u all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill u both, slice u open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear u up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: hallo Ty? Who u think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set door our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE u ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. u heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome u freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: u think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask u something? Did u have to live the rest of your life with your best vrienden life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So u can take your god damn meld and shove it up your ass... And let me tell u something else.. u did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that u created... So u live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how u like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few seconden were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe u want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, u WISH u had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are u such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) u oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill u both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell u all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill u both, slice u open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear u up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: hallo Ty? Who u think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set door our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE u ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. u heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome u freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: u think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask u something? Did u have to live the rest of your life with your best vrienden life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So u can take your god damn meld and shove it up your ass... And let me tell u something else.. u did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that u created... So u live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how u like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few seconden were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe u want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, u WISH u had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are u such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) u oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, of mannetjeseend, drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, of mannetjeseend, drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The haai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populair mistake that people make. verplaats slowly toward the kust-, oever of a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms of kick of splash while u swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the haai and the open ocean, verplaats away, of else the haai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the haai DOSE attack, u still need to stay calm. I know this is easier zei than done. But. u need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The haai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populair mistake that people make. verplaats slowly toward the kust-, oever of a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms of kick of splash while u swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the haai and the open ocean, verplaats away, of else the haai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the haai DOSE attack, u still need to stay calm. I know this is easier zei than done. But. u need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..