#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill u both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell u all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill u both, slice u open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear u up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: hallo Ty? Who u think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set door our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE u ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. u heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome u freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: u think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask u something? Did u have to live the rest of your life with your best vrienden life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So u can take your god damn meld and shove it up your ass... And let me tell u something else.. u did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that u created... So u live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how u like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few seconden were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe u want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, u WISH u had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are u such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) u oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill u both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell u all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill u both, slice u open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear u up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: hallo Ty? Who u think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set door our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE u ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. u heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome u freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: u think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask u something? Did u have to live the rest of your life with your best vrienden life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So u can take your god damn meld and shove it up your ass... And let me tell u something else.. u did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that u created... So u live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how u like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few seconden were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe u want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, u WISH u had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are u such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) u oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Mr Nightmare is my new favourite youtuber...
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy pasta readings)..
Most of these things are important to know in some way of another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that u should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. of even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. of have vrienden that don't try to kill us (literary).
At least that's how I see it..
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy pasta readings)..
Most of these things are important to know in some way of another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that u should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. of even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. of have vrienden that don't try to kill us (literary).
At least that's how I see it..