"Dimitri, u got my money?" Niko asked from a mysterious warehouse.
Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what u did.. And I just wanted to check something
"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.
u ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.
"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.
"And u used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"
"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko zei nervously.
"But u messed up... and left a lot of bad debt. u left a good friend of mine out of pocket, big time.
Mr Bulgarian steps out from the shadows, and several Russian mobsters begin to surround Niko.
"Hello, Niko" He greeted.
Hello... Mr. Bulgarin.
Jacob [to self] Ras.
"Where's our money?" Demitri and Bulgarin both asked.
"I don't know... I didn't rob you... We were busted a mile off the coast. I had to swim for my life. I don't know what happened.. I nearly drowned"
"My hart-, hart is bleeding" Bulgarin zei sarcastically.
"I DID WHAT I COULD! I DIDN'T FUCK UP!" Niko cried with sudden rage.
Angered, Bulgarin orders a member of the Russian Mafia attempts to slit Niko's throat. However, Niko ran into cover as everyone began reaching for guns, including Niko himself, who took out the smaller pistol of GTA 4, and Jacob did the same.
Niko and Jacob were now caught in the middle of heavy gun battle, loud gunshots surrounding the background.
"FUCK YOU!" Niko screamed, as he shoot at off view targets.
"Shit! Dimitri and Bulgarin are leaving!.. Jacob. Can u hold these men while I go after?" Niko cried, still shooting his way though the warehouse.
"Just easy man! The place rammed full man, you'll get us killed my youth. We can catch dem later. Their time will come, trust me!" Jacob said, off view.
Niko reluctantly agreed, and continued shooting, shooting a nearby enamy wait though the head, causing blood to spill onto the wall.
Eventually after a long, intense fight, Jacob and Niko escaped both the Russian troops and responding cops.
"I told u Dimitri was a snake in de grass!" Jacob cried, after confirming they were now in the clear.
"I didn't know that Mr. Bulgarin was here in Liberty City. If I could have killed them all then and there..."
"Just chill Niko man, one at a time. Wan wan coco full baskit, seen? We find out where Dimitri is and then, BAM!.. We take the rest of dem out. Just keep ya head down til then" Jacob replied.
"FUCKIN DIMITRI!... made me kill Faustin! And then he sell me down the river" Niko cried angrily.
"Just cool Niko, di boy's a ginnal, yuh nah see? He gonna make his own downfall. De higher da monkey climb da meer him expose him batty hole, ya see it?"
I will bring Dimitri down MYSELF. I promise u this!" Niko replied, still angry.
LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Niko finds Roman hiding in the romp, kofferbak of his car.
"Jesus Roman.. What are u doing in there?" Niko said, almost laughing.
"I got scared... people started calling the house and hanging up.. u weren't answering your phone! What happened!?" Roman cried.
"We've got a big problem.. Dimitri was not a man of his word" Niko said.
"So we're dead!?" Roman cried.
"More of less" Niko admitted.
"Great!.. Just great!.. Everything was FINE before u came... And now this. Thank you. Thanks a lot! Niko!" Roman cried sarcastically.
Niko: [translated] I'm sorry.
Roman. [translated] Whatever.
Brief pause.
"Look.. What's done is done" Roman insisted.
"Yes, but there's a BIGGER problem... That guy I owed money to... He's here now!" Niko zei worriedly.
"Great!" Roman cried sarcastically.
"I'm sorry... I've ruined your life" Niko zei sadly.
Roman tried to cheer him up door saying, "No. Don't be like that... we can find a way out of this... bunch of idiot Russians..."
"I will kill every one of them!"
"No!... that's exactly what u WON'T do. We don't have time for revenge.. We can lay low... and start over. Please... come on, let's go back to the apartment... We can pick up our stuff, and then get out of here. I'll call Mallorie, she might have somewhere we can hide out.
Dimitri Sure.. (the door starts closing but Little Jacob sneaks inside) But I just wanted to say how grateful me and my bosses are for what u did.. And I just wanted to check something
"Uhh.. Okay" Niko sais, a bit nervous.
u ARE Niko Bellic, correct?" Dimitri asked, as he suddenly became serious.
"... What is this?" Asked a nervous Niko.
"And u used to work the coast in the Mediterranean, smuggling people into Italy?"
"I don't know what you're talking about". Niko zei nervously.
"But u messed up... and left a lot of bad debt. u left a good friend of mine out of pocket, big time.
Mr Bulgarian steps out from the shadows, and several Russian mobsters begin to surround Niko.
"Hello, Niko" He greeted.
Hello... Mr. Bulgarin.
Jacob [to self] Ras.
"Where's our money?" Demitri and Bulgarin both asked.
"I don't know... I didn't rob you... We were busted a mile off the coast. I had to swim for my life. I don't know what happened.. I nearly drowned"
"My hart-, hart is bleeding" Bulgarin zei sarcastically.
"I DID WHAT I COULD! I DIDN'T FUCK UP!" Niko cried with sudden rage.
Angered, Bulgarin orders a member of the Russian Mafia attempts to slit Niko's throat. However, Niko ran into cover as everyone began reaching for guns, including Niko himself, who took out the smaller pistol of GTA 4, and Jacob did the same.
Niko and Jacob were now caught in the middle of heavy gun battle, loud gunshots surrounding the background.
"FUCK YOU!" Niko screamed, as he shoot at off view targets.
"Shit! Dimitri and Bulgarin are leaving!.. Jacob. Can u hold these men while I go after?" Niko cried, still shooting his way though the warehouse.
"Just easy man! The place rammed full man, you'll get us killed my youth. We can catch dem later. Their time will come, trust me!" Jacob said, off view.
Niko reluctantly agreed, and continued shooting, shooting a nearby enamy wait though the head, causing blood to spill onto the wall.
Eventually after a long, intense fight, Jacob and Niko escaped both the Russian troops and responding cops.
"I told u Dimitri was a snake in de grass!" Jacob cried, after confirming they were now in the clear.
"I didn't know that Mr. Bulgarin was here in Liberty City. If I could have killed them all then and there..."
"Just chill Niko man, one at a time. Wan wan coco full baskit, seen? We find out where Dimitri is and then, BAM!.. We take the rest of dem out. Just keep ya head down til then" Jacob replied.
"FUCKIN DIMITRI!... made me kill Faustin! And then he sell me down the river" Niko cried angrily.
"Just cool Niko, di boy's a ginnal, yuh nah see? He gonna make his own downfall. De higher da monkey climb da meer him expose him batty hole, ya see it?"
I will bring Dimitri down MYSELF. I promise u this!" Niko replied, still angry.
LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Niko finds Roman hiding in the romp, kofferbak of his car.
"Jesus Roman.. What are u doing in there?" Niko said, almost laughing.
"I got scared... people started calling the house and hanging up.. u weren't answering your phone! What happened!?" Roman cried.
"We've got a big problem.. Dimitri was not a man of his word" Niko said.
"So we're dead!?" Roman cried.
"More of less" Niko admitted.
"Great!.. Just great!.. Everything was FINE before u came... And now this. Thank you. Thanks a lot! Niko!" Roman cried sarcastically.
Niko: [translated] I'm sorry.
Roman. [translated] Whatever.
Brief pause.
"Look.. What's done is done" Roman insisted.
"Yes, but there's a BIGGER problem... That guy I owed money to... He's here now!" Niko zei worriedly.
"Great!" Roman cried sarcastically.
"I'm sorry... I've ruined your life" Niko zei sadly.
Roman tried to cheer him up door saying, "No. Don't be like that... we can find a way out of this... bunch of idiot Russians..."
"I will kill every one of them!"
"No!... that's exactly what u WON'T do. We don't have time for revenge.. We can lay low... and start over. Please... come on, let's go back to the apartment... We can pick up our stuff, and then get out of here. I'll call Mallorie, she might have somewhere we can hide out.
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, of mannetjeseend, drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, of mannetjeseend, drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The haai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populair mistake that people make. verplaats slowly toward the kust-, oever of a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms of kick of splash while u swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the haai and the open ocean, verplaats away, of else the haai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the haai DOSE attack, u still need to stay calm. I know this is easier zei than done. But. u need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The haai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populair mistake that people make. verplaats slowly toward the kust-, oever of a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms of kick of splash while u swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the haai and the open ocean, verplaats away, of else the haai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the haai DOSE attack, u still need to stay calm. I know this is easier zei than done. But. u need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
Jonah
