When u watch the meer serious films, Freddy Krueger IS something that can be considered actually scary.
First off, dreams are suppose to be a veilig place.
And what makes the orginal so scary, is the fact that the dream sequences themselves look and feel so spooky.
Something the remake ALSO fails at.
Freddy dosen't just suddenly appear, like in the remake.
He quietly calls out your name, he makes u feel uneasy.
And than when he dose appear in the original, most times we see him like this..
Yeah, he's in the shadows. He's mysterious.
In fact, Freddy can be compared to Steven King's IT.
He knows exactly what frightens u most, and instead of just doing lazy jump scares (Michael Bay), he instead uses his dream magic to make that zei fear appear wait in-front of you, and THAN do his jump scare..
Though I do give it SOME credit. The remake KINDA did the shadowy thing.
But Freddy just jumps straight to killing you. That's not Freddy.
He could of easily killed Tina in the beginning.. But he didn't, he left her traumatized, so that when he later dose kill her, it's far meer effective.
Plus, even than, he still toys with her.
Appearing out of random places while chasing her, when he could of easily killed her straight away.
I'm not saying the remake is bad..
No wait.. Yes, I am.. It's FUCKING AWFUL!
They kept the mystery of Freddy, sure.
But what's the point of keeping him mysterious. If doing so doesn't make u feel uneasy.
We had no idea who this was, what he wanted, and why he was after us.. All we heard was that creepy laugh of his.
In fact, Robert Englund has very little lines in the orginal. He just laughs most of the time.
So.. Yeah.. I'm frggin pissed.
Even when Freddy became meer silly in the later sequels. Even that is actually pretty scary.
Think about it.. He's ENJOYING this, his much meer do u need in order to say "Well, I'm fucked"..
So.. Yeah.. Fuck u Micheal Bay!
Not too mention.. In the 1984 version. They never try to make us feel BAD for Freddy being killed.
We knew striaght away, that Freddy deserved EVERYTHING the parents did to him.
First off, dreams are suppose to be a veilig place.
And what makes the orginal so scary, is the fact that the dream sequences themselves look and feel so spooky.
Something the remake ALSO fails at.
Freddy dosen't just suddenly appear, like in the remake.
He quietly calls out your name, he makes u feel uneasy.
And than when he dose appear in the original, most times we see him like this..
Yeah, he's in the shadows. He's mysterious.
In fact, Freddy can be compared to Steven King's IT.
He knows exactly what frightens u most, and instead of just doing lazy jump scares (Michael Bay), he instead uses his dream magic to make that zei fear appear wait in-front of you, and THAN do his jump scare..
Though I do give it SOME credit. The remake KINDA did the shadowy thing.
But Freddy just jumps straight to killing you. That's not Freddy.
He could of easily killed Tina in the beginning.. But he didn't, he left her traumatized, so that when he later dose kill her, it's far meer effective.
Plus, even than, he still toys with her.
Appearing out of random places while chasing her, when he could of easily killed her straight away.
I'm not saying the remake is bad..
No wait.. Yes, I am.. It's FUCKING AWFUL!
They kept the mystery of Freddy, sure.
But what's the point of keeping him mysterious. If doing so doesn't make u feel uneasy.
We had no idea who this was, what he wanted, and why he was after us.. All we heard was that creepy laugh of his.
In fact, Robert Englund has very little lines in the orginal. He just laughs most of the time.
So.. Yeah.. I'm frggin pissed.
Even when Freddy became meer silly in the later sequels. Even that is actually pretty scary.
Think about it.. He's ENJOYING this, his much meer do u need in order to say "Well, I'm fucked"..
So.. Yeah.. Fuck u Micheal Bay!
Not too mention.. In the 1984 version. They never try to make us feel BAD for Freddy being killed.
We knew striaght away, that Freddy deserved EVERYTHING the parents did to him.
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, of mannetjeseend, drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, of mannetjeseend, drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The haai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populair mistake that people make. verplaats slowly toward the kust-, oever of a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms of kick of splash while u swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the haai and the open ocean, verplaats away, of else the haai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the haai DOSE attack, u still need to stay calm. I know this is easier zei than done. But. u need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The haai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populair mistake that people make. verplaats slowly toward the kust-, oever of a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms of kick of splash while u swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the haai and the open ocean, verplaats away, of else the haai will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the haai DOSE attack, u still need to stay calm. I know this is easier zei than done. But. u need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She lost that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry u can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She lost that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry u can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..