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Walking Dead is past it's prime door this point.. It started out good.. Than got "okay".. Than awesome.. Now "meh"

Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, hulst, holly SHIT THIS INTENSE!!

Here are my favoriete moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..

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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco uses it to beat the the poor guy nearly to death, screaming that this is Tuco's turf.

Than later at the season 1 finally, we get THIS conversation..

Tuco: What is this shit? This is blue.

Walter: We used a different chemical process, but it is every bit as pure.

Jesse: It may be blue, but it's the bomb.

Tuco: [snorts meth] Tight! Tight, tight, yeah! Oh, blue, yellow, pink, whatever, man! Just keep bringing me that!

No-Doze: [weighing the bag of meth] Four point six.

Tuco: Uh! Come on. [Gonzo hands the money to Walter and Jesse] What did I say, man? This guy can cook! You're alright, man. You're alright. We're going to make a lot of money together.

No-Doze: [with a lot of attitude] Just remember who you're working for.

Tuco: [angered, he turns and faces him] What did u say!?

No-Doze: I'm just saying they got to know that they're working for you.

Tuco: Like they don't already know that!? Are u saying they're stupid?

No-Doze: No, I'm just...I'm just saying.

Tuco: Oh yeah, so you're not saying they're stupid. So I don't understand. Are u saying that I'M stupid?

No-Doze: No, come on, Tuco. I'm just...I'm just saying.

Tuco: NO YOUR JUST SPEAKING FOR ME!.. LIKE I DON'T HAVE THE GOD DAMN SENSE, TO SPEAK FOR MYSELF!.. Is that it? Is that what you're doing!?

Walter: Tuco. Tuco, hey, why don't we just all relax, huh?

Tuco: [laughs] Heisenberg says "relax". Orale, holmes. I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed. [Tuco punches No-Doze in the face. Tuco proceeds to stempel, punch him over and over while he is on the ground, leaving him bloody and possibly dead, we repeatedly cut over to Walter's face of complete horror of what he's gotten himself into]/

Tuco: [showing off his bloody knuckles] DAMN, LOOK AT THAT, LOOK!.. Yeah, that's messed up!.. Okay, Heisenberg! volgende week. [chuckles]



#9: GUS'S BACKSTORY:
Though Gus certainly ended up a monster, seeing his friend/co-worker murdered right in front of him. Not only is Gus restrained from attacking Tio, but he is practically tortured and forced to look at his dead companion. One can imagine the pain that he lived with for the volgende 20 years.. volgende the revenge meer awesome.. killing Don Eladio and all his capos with poisoned Tequila. To get them to drink it, he first has to drink a shot himself, then lets slip nothing for a while afterwards, until he finally asks to use the bathroom shortly before the poison will take effect so he can throw it up. And even when he's alone, he still goes through the process as calmly and methodically as possible. Afterwards, he starts feeling some of the effects, but still manages to shout to the survivors that their boss is dead. Later bragging about it to the now comatose Heckter..


#8: WALTER'S TRANSFORMATION:
At the beginning of the series, it was clear to the viewer when Walt was making a conscious decision to become Heisenberg (wishing to keep his identity secret around other criminals, wearing the trademark black hat and sunglasses, etc.).

Towards his family, he remained, for the most part, the same Walter White (although his mercurial, erratic behavior in the early seasons does raise some suspicions on the part of Skyler and Walt Jr.)

However, as the series progresses, the line between Walt and his Heisenberg persona is increasingly blurred. Turning from mild mannered father. To sociopathic, maniplative, anti-hero..

Walter White: Who are u talking to right now? Who is it u think u see? Do u know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, u wouldn't believe it. Do u know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist, without me. No, u clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue u in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and u think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!


#7: THE PRISON MASSACRE:
The scene kinda freaks me out..


#6: JESSIE IN THE LAST SEASON:
Tortured, enslaved, and chained up like a dog in Todd's meth lab, with the implication he'll be there until he's no longer useful. Not to mention Todd kills Andrea. Jesse's reaction to this, as he could do nothing but watch, is unbearable..


#5: ALL THOSE KIDS:
Don't watch breaking bad unless your okay with kids dying.. That's basically the point of Jessie's arc. He cares about kids. His friend Combo is murdered door one.. He lets it slide, and instead is mad at the people who hired the kid. But in response, the "murder the kid". Which motivates him to kill the owners.. And than Todd kills a kid who accidatally witnessed the train heist. Which Jessie considered unnesseary, and disguesting..


#4: GUS'S DEATH:
After Hecter activates a sucide bomb, Gus coolly walks out of the room and adjusts his tie as if nothing has happened. And then we see that he's missing half of his face, and he drops dead..


#3:
Jesse realizing that Walter was the one who poisoned Brock (another damn child). He beats a confession out of Sau, steals a gun from him and drives to Walt's house and starts soaking the inside with gasoline. Hank stops him from burning down Walt's house.

Jesse: He can't keep getting away with it! HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!


#2: GUS:
A defining characteristic of Gus is the friendly and low-key exterior he maintains; he takes an active role in managing his front businesses and personally supervises employees and serves customers at his Los Pollos Hermanos restaurants.

However, Walter has seen another side of him.

Walt: He won't let u kill me? Is that it? No matter how hard u try to turn Jessie against me, to screw with his head so that he would hate my guts and he still won't let u do it.
Gustavo Fring: "For now. But he'll come around. ln the meantime there's the matter of your brother-in-law. He is a problem u promised to resolve.You have failed. Now it's left to me to deal with him."
Walter White : "You can't--"
Gustavo Fring: "lf u try to interfere this becomes a much simpler matter. l will kill your wife. l will kill your son.. l will kill your infant daughter."
Walter White : ".........."


#1: THE CRAWLSPACE SCENE:
Of coarse it's this scene.. One of the most intense moments of the show.. Walt, after Gus's threat in #2, rushes home pagina to retrieve his hidden cache of money, Walter tears apart his and Skyler's hiding place — under the house — to find a fraction of the money he needs. He demands Skyler to tell him where the money is, when she doesn't responde, he screams "WHERE IS THE MONEY!?".. Scared, she admits she gave it to Ted.. Walter is shocked.. Skyler tries to explain herself but half way though, Walter screams as if watching his family die right in front of his own eyes.. He than tenses in a fetal position and appears to be sobbing, but he's actually laughing.. Skyler is scared. And for good reason.
#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if u spare him, he later tries to kill u anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the volgende fix,...
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~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines dag actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons door his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his paswoord for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.....
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.


#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. of just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.


#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn u THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.


#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..


#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the seconde half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged door a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
Well.. Shit.. This is what my life has come to.

Reviewing one of the most, sadistic, mean spirited, shit your pants, scary, films ever made..

This film has NO limits.. They legit murdered real animals, cause the diractor is a sadist.. So much so, that he, no joke, was actually arrested and had to prove to a court room that it's only a movie, and that his actors are all fine.

So yeah.. u can all keep watching your Blair Witch Project.. u can keep believing that to be real.. But least nobody got arrested for that one.

Next time someone says "found footage was NEVER scary", maybe so them this...
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THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts of anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...
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Let's review the most overrated creepy pasta ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional emo teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...
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One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious.
This movie is so scary, yet so awesome.
Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable.
Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 of something.. So.. Old-ish..

Anyway.. Here's what happens..

A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open door itself. He...
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Read the MLP/GTA crossover if your wondering why Trixie is suddenly the stories cover, instead of Glazey, Glaze, Glaze..





Trixie and Saten are lying in bed.

Trixie: Ohh, cheer up.. There were.. Parts I liked.

Saten: This is so embarrassing.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) It's okay, you've had it rough lately.

Saten: (sighs) Just give me another try.

Trixie: Ohh, jee.. u don't have to impress me babe.

Saten: Too be honest, it's meer for myself.

Trixie: (giggles) Fine, I guess we ca-

Dinky: I'm home.

Saten: Damn it.

Trixie: (laughs at this, and goes to get dressed).

SHORTLY AFTER:

Saten: (hugs Dinky) hallo kiddo,...
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#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN:
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..


#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..


#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new youtube skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.....
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Earl Haley honestly "tried".. But the script was all wrong, so was the make up..

They probably were trying to make Freddy scary again.

But they missed on actually SCARY in the orginal.. It was just pointless jump scares like the remake.. Freddy was in the shadows, u never understood who, of even WHAT this was.. And he barely talks in the first.. He is always laughing (and I mean SCARY laughter)..

Also..

It actually takes a while before he kills u in the REAL Freddy Krueger movies..
He likes playing games with his victims.. In the first, this including sadistically stalking you, and getting...
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Nostalgia Critic..

Who doesn't love Nostalgia Critic.

Well, certainly enough people for him to have a name for Fanfiction stories..

But the thing is. I was shocked door the fact this story I'm reading is actually GOOD..
It actually fits the mood of Nostalgia Critic.
It's not just one of the great many soap operas, of clopping stores.

It's him reviewing that dumb ezel toon TEEN TITANS GO. After Satan brought it to earth (for those that don't watch the show. The recurring actor Malcolm straal, ray has a recurring role lord Saten, protraying the "devil" as a "internet troll", rather than the "king of evil"), cause...
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[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!

Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife of the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)

Wonderful dag makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My hart-, hart is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've lost my job!
They say "Young man, the...
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#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling...
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BEST Of EVIL PINKIE (Pinkamena):


RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly creepypasta idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't...
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#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..


#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..


#3:
Put on Country Music..


#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, of mannetjeseend, drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..


#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..


#6:
Steal his X-Box..


#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..


#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..


#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..


#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The haai may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populair mistake that people make. verplaats slowly toward the kust-, oever of a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms of kick of splash while u swim..


#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the haai and the open ocean, verplaats away, of else the haai will feel threatened..


#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the haai DOSE attack, u still need to stay calm. I know this is easier zei than done. But. u need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned door Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank kasteel was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic dag when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, kasteel swore to "punish" all criminals in...
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#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th dag Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing meer than animals who are heartless and greedy..


#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..


#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...
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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..


#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the Angels of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE ANGELS OF DEATH.
And within only five minuten after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...
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#1: roze Floyd - Young Lust:
Pink, the main character of THE uithangbord album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between roze and a telephone operator, as roze twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how roze learns that his wife...
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