#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause u know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far meer affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death haai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a haai attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned door the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. u know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten door a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, u know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, u know, "death = meer money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, u know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD GOOSEBUMPS ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog door a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget u ever existed..
#10: WEIRD GOOSEBUMPS ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two vrienden in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause u know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far meer affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death haai attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a haai attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned door the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. u know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten door a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, u know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, u know, "death = meer money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, u know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD GOOSEBUMPS ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog door a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget u ever existed..
#10: WEIRD GOOSEBUMPS ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two vrienden in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
GOOD:
#1: BATTLES:
u like gun battles, u will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep u interested..
#2: IT'S meer SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it meer interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, meer of the killing..
#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!
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BAD:
#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that toon monster. u better get use to Rick, cause u really DON'T want to try having any other favoriete character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..
#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows u can't miss ONE episode, of your miss very important details..
#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
#1: BATTLES:
u like gun battles, u will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep u interested..
#2: IT'S meer SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it meer interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, meer of the killing..
#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!
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BAD:
#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that toon monster. u better get use to Rick, cause u really DON'T want to try having any other favoriete character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..
#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows u can't miss ONE episode, of your miss very important details..
#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
SCARY PONIES:
* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..
CUPCAKES 3:
* The menacing laughter..
CUPCAKES 2:
* The intro guitar..
CUPCAKES 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..
regenboog DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..
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* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..
CUPCAKES 3:
* The menacing laughter..
CUPCAKES 2:
* The intro guitar..
CUPCAKES 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..
regenboog DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..
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The film pretrays the British military as similar to Nazi's.
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.
Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents u Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very bitter war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been lost to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to kom bij the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, zei of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do u think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.
Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents u Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very bitter war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been lost to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to kom bij the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, zei of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do u think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."
#1: Mark Wahlberg:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..
#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..
#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I zei for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance door him..
#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.
#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..
#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..
#7: Brucie Willis:
He is zei to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..
#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).
#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..
#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..
#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I zei for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance door him..
#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.
#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..
#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..
#7: Brucie Willis:
He is zei to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..
#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).
#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko meer of less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..
#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..
#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..
#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko meer of less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..
#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..
#3: PLAYBOY X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..
#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
Why dose everybody hate Roman Bellic.
Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.
He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.
But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.
He calls u a bit too much.
I get that.
But think about it.
He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..
But I would let Roman haters go.
But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.
the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".
It's not even true.
Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.
I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.
Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.
He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.
But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.
He calls u a bit too much.
I get that.
But think about it.
He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..
But I would let Roman haters go.
But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.
the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".
It's not even true.
Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.
I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.
Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
#5: Princess Celestia:
Dispite what everyone says, she is actually a lovely character, and dose indeed care about her subjects..
#4: Trixie Lulamoon:
I'm probably still alone on this one..
#3: Twilight Sparkle:
It's obvious it's all about her being a princess.
But why should of it mattered in the first place.
Most people don't realize that it only makes her meer relatable and sympathic.
Plus she's every bit as adorable as Pinkie Pie..
#2: Xervier (Saw 2);
They should of kept him as secret accomplish.
He is a very creepy person, and not to be messed with, he's friggin huge!
Too bad he dies at the end of the second.
Though a saw to throat is probably still one of the EASIER deaths..
#1; Merle Dixon:
He was never a bad person.
He felt betrayed, and actually had a lot of right to be as angry as he was.
And the way he cut off his hand, actually shows he is TRUE survival.
Plus he died in honer..
Dispite what everyone says, she is actually a lovely character, and dose indeed care about her subjects..
#4: Trixie Lulamoon:
I'm probably still alone on this one..
#3: Twilight Sparkle:
It's obvious it's all about her being a princess.
But why should of it mattered in the first place.
Most people don't realize that it only makes her meer relatable and sympathic.
Plus she's every bit as adorable as Pinkie Pie..
#2: Xervier (Saw 2);
They should of kept him as secret accomplish.
He is a very creepy person, and not to be messed with, he's friggin huge!
Too bad he dies at the end of the second.
Though a saw to throat is probably still one of the EASIER deaths..
#1; Merle Dixon:
He was never a bad person.
He felt betrayed, and actually had a lot of right to be as angry as he was.
And the way he cut off his hand, actually shows he is TRUE survival.
Plus he died in honer..