Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 12
Bad Coffee
October 6, 1952
It was a wonderful dag in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.
Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose: Going home pagina yet?
Coffee Creme: No, not yet. I've got to do some work with Gordon.
Red Rose: Oh yeah? What do u have to do?
Coffee Creme: I gotta get a broken down engine into the servicing facility.
Red Rose: Ok. See u later.
Coffee Creme: Thanks, bye. *walks to engine*
Gordon: *in cab of engine* Hello fuckface.
Coffee Creme: What? (Usually, ponies call me names, but not in a mean way.)
Gordon: Hurry up, and get this engine to the servicing facility.
Coffee Creme: (Maybe I should do it, just for the heck of it) Sure thing fuckface.
Gordon: *Laughing*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs into cab*
Gordon: *drives*
They pull the broken down engine to the servicing facility.
Gordon: This is it. Nice work bitch.
Coffee Creme: You're welcome fuckface *walks out of cab*
Jeff: Coffee Creme! I heard what u called Gordon. That wasn't very nice.
Coffee Creme: Pfft, whatever. *walks away*
Jeff: Gordon. What did u do to her?
Gordon: Nothing. I just called her fuckface, and-
Jeff: No. Unacceptable.
Coffee Creme: *returns to station*
Pete: See u tomorrow Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Yes sir. (Fuckface) *laughs*
That night at Coffee Creme's house, she was thinking about what to do tomorrow.
Coffee Creme: Should I still act like Gordon, of just be myself?
Ghost: Be Gordon!
Coffee Creme: Ah! What are u doing here? Ghosts don't exist.
Ghost: This is a dream u nincompoop. Anything can happen in a dream.
Coffee Creme: Such as?
Ghost: Such as seeing u float, even though nothing is making u do that.
Coffee Creme: *floating in mid air* Whoa!!
Ghost: And u could spin around while you're up there.
Coffee Creme: *spinning around* Stop the spinning! Please!!
Ghost: Ugh, fine. Only because u zei please.
Coffee Creme: *lands in bed* So u really think I should be like Gordon?
Ghost: Yes. He's always a douchebag towards you, and other ponies, isn't he?
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Sometimes anyway.
Ghost: Then act like him tomorrow, and teach him a lesson.
Coffee Creme: Ok. I will.
The volgende morning at the train station in Cheyenne.
Pete: Coffee Creme, I need u to work with Hawkeye today, on getting a passenger train into Pocatello.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: We're on it sir. *walks to platform*
Coffee Creme: *following*
Orion: *stops passenger train at station*
Ponies: *Getting out*
Hawkeye: hallo Orion, how has it been?
Orion: Great. I'm just going to get this engine refueled, and your train will be ready to depart.
Hawkeye: Sweet.
Coffee Creme: *waiting door train*
Overweight pony: *walking to train*
Coffee Creme: Morning fat ass. Get in.
Overweight: Uhm, I'm going to wait for the volgende train. *walks away*
Hawkeye: *Goes to Coffee Creme* Wait, what's the matter? Why is that pony not boarding the train?
Coffee Creme: I don't know.
Hawkeye: He had a ticket for this train, right?
Coffee Creme: Yeah.
Hawkeye: We should tell Pete about this.
Hawkeye told Pete about the passenger that would not get on their train.
Pete: Why not?
Hawkeye: We don't know. Coffee Creme zei hi to him, and now he just wants to wait for the volgende train.
Pete: Well get that pony onto your train now, and do not leave until he gets on.
Hawkeye: Ok. *walks to engine* Coffee Creme, u get the pony, and tell him to get on.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: *Waits door engine*
Coffee Creme: *talking to pony*
Hawkeye: *waiting*
Overweight pony: *walks away*
Coffee Creme: He's going to take a taxi cab, and leave. I don't understand that fat ass.
Hawkeye: What did u call him?
Coffee Creme: Nothing really, just fat ass.
Hawkeye: Ugh, Coffee Creme! Sometimes, you're a disrespectful retard!
Then suddenly, a tear came out of Coffee Creme's eye.
Coffee Creme: Peirce?
Hawkeye: What?!
Coffee Creme: u hurt my feelings. *cries*
Hawkeye: I didn't mean to, it's just u gotta learn how to be nice. Where did u learn to say something like that?
Coffee Creme: Gordon! He called me fuck face.
Hawkeye: Alright, wait in the engine, I'm going to talk to that pony. *runs off*
Coffee Creme: *goes into engine*
Overweight pony: *Waiting for taxi*
Cab driver: *passes*
Overweight Pony: Really?! Is this cuz I'm fat?!
Cab driver 2: *About to pass overweight pony*
Overweight Pony: HEY, STOP!
Cab Driver 2: *floors it*
Overweight pony: Aw, fuck you!
Hawkeye: *arrives* Having trouble getting a cab?
Overweight pony: *sighs* Yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, I want to apologize about my friend's behaviour. Some one was giving her a rough time, and what she did will not happen again.
Overweight pony: Ok. Let's get to the train then.
Hawkeye: *opens door to station* After you.
Overweight pony: *walks past door*
After walking for 30 seconds, the two ponies got to their train.
Coffee Creme: *Goes to overweight pony* I am so sorry!
Overweight pony: I know.
Hawkeye: Get back in the engine Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Gets in engine*
After the three vrienden got in the train, it left the station.
volgende dag
Gordon: *walking to train yard*
Hawkeye: Hey!
Gordon: What do u want?
Hawkeye: You. *grabs chain*
Gordon: What's with the chain?
Hawkeye: I'll be asking the questions. What did u do to Coffee Creme two days ago?
Gordon: Go screw yourself!
The rest is going to be violent, and left out of the story
The End.
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
Something terrible happens
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2013
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 12
Bad Coffee
October 6, 1952
It was a wonderful dag in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.
Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose: Going home pagina yet?
Coffee Creme: No, not yet. I've got to do some work with Gordon.
Red Rose: Oh yeah? What do u have to do?
Coffee Creme: I gotta get a broken down engine into the servicing facility.
Red Rose: Ok. See u later.
Coffee Creme: Thanks, bye. *walks to engine*
Gordon: *in cab of engine* Hello fuckface.
Coffee Creme: What? (Usually, ponies call me names, but not in a mean way.)
Gordon: Hurry up, and get this engine to the servicing facility.
Coffee Creme: (Maybe I should do it, just for the heck of it) Sure thing fuckface.
Gordon: *Laughing*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs into cab*
Gordon: *drives*
They pull the broken down engine to the servicing facility.
Gordon: This is it. Nice work bitch.
Coffee Creme: You're welcome fuckface *walks out of cab*
Jeff: Coffee Creme! I heard what u called Gordon. That wasn't very nice.
Coffee Creme: Pfft, whatever. *walks away*
Jeff: Gordon. What did u do to her?
Gordon: Nothing. I just called her fuckface, and-
Jeff: No. Unacceptable.
Coffee Creme: *returns to station*
Pete: See u tomorrow Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Yes sir. (Fuckface) *laughs*
That night at Coffee Creme's house, she was thinking about what to do tomorrow.
Coffee Creme: Should I still act like Gordon, of just be myself?
Ghost: Be Gordon!
Coffee Creme: Ah! What are u doing here? Ghosts don't exist.
Ghost: This is a dream u nincompoop. Anything can happen in a dream.
Coffee Creme: Such as?
Ghost: Such as seeing u float, even though nothing is making u do that.
Coffee Creme: *floating in mid air* Whoa!!
Ghost: And u could spin around while you're up there.
Coffee Creme: *spinning around* Stop the spinning! Please!!
Ghost: Ugh, fine. Only because u zei please.
Coffee Creme: *lands in bed* So u really think I should be like Gordon?
Ghost: Yes. He's always a douchebag towards you, and other ponies, isn't he?
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Sometimes anyway.
Ghost: Then act like him tomorrow, and teach him a lesson.
Coffee Creme: Ok. I will.
The volgende morning at the train station in Cheyenne.
Pete: Coffee Creme, I need u to work with Hawkeye today, on getting a passenger train into Pocatello.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: We're on it sir. *walks to platform*
Coffee Creme: *following*
Orion: *stops passenger train at station*
Ponies: *Getting out*
Hawkeye: hallo Orion, how has it been?
Orion: Great. I'm just going to get this engine refueled, and your train will be ready to depart.
Hawkeye: Sweet.
Coffee Creme: *waiting door train*
Overweight pony: *walking to train*
Coffee Creme: Morning fat ass. Get in.
Overweight: Uhm, I'm going to wait for the volgende train. *walks away*
Hawkeye: *Goes to Coffee Creme* Wait, what's the matter? Why is that pony not boarding the train?
Coffee Creme: I don't know.
Hawkeye: He had a ticket for this train, right?
Coffee Creme: Yeah.
Hawkeye: We should tell Pete about this.
Hawkeye told Pete about the passenger that would not get on their train.
Pete: Why not?
Hawkeye: We don't know. Coffee Creme zei hi to him, and now he just wants to wait for the volgende train.
Pete: Well get that pony onto your train now, and do not leave until he gets on.
Hawkeye: Ok. *walks to engine* Coffee Creme, u get the pony, and tell him to get on.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Hawkeye: *Waits door engine*
Coffee Creme: *talking to pony*
Hawkeye: *waiting*
Overweight pony: *walks away*
Coffee Creme: He's going to take a taxi cab, and leave. I don't understand that fat ass.
Hawkeye: What did u call him?
Coffee Creme: Nothing really, just fat ass.
Hawkeye: Ugh, Coffee Creme! Sometimes, you're a disrespectful retard!
Then suddenly, a tear came out of Coffee Creme's eye.
Coffee Creme: Peirce?
Hawkeye: What?!
Coffee Creme: u hurt my feelings. *cries*
Hawkeye: I didn't mean to, it's just u gotta learn how to be nice. Where did u learn to say something like that?
Coffee Creme: Gordon! He called me fuck face.
Hawkeye: Alright, wait in the engine, I'm going to talk to that pony. *runs off*
Coffee Creme: *goes into engine*
Overweight pony: *Waiting for taxi*
Cab driver: *passes*
Overweight Pony: Really?! Is this cuz I'm fat?!
Cab driver 2: *About to pass overweight pony*
Overweight Pony: HEY, STOP!
Cab Driver 2: *floors it*
Overweight pony: Aw, fuck you!
Hawkeye: *arrives* Having trouble getting a cab?
Overweight pony: *sighs* Yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, I want to apologize about my friend's behaviour. Some one was giving her a rough time, and what she did will not happen again.
Overweight pony: Ok. Let's get to the train then.
Hawkeye: *opens door to station* After you.
Overweight pony: *walks past door*
After walking for 30 seconds, the two ponies got to their train.
Coffee Creme: *Goes to overweight pony* I am so sorry!
Overweight pony: I know.
Hawkeye: Get back in the engine Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Gets in engine*
After the three vrienden got in the train, it left the station.
volgende dag
Gordon: *walking to train yard*
Hawkeye: Hey!
Gordon: What do u want?
Hawkeye: You. *grabs chain*
Gordon: What's with the chain?
Hawkeye: I'll be asking the questions. What did u do to Coffee Creme two days ago?
Gordon: Go screw yourself!
The rest is going to be violent, and left out of the story
The End.
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
Something terrible happens
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2013
Robotnik: Pingas!
I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will toon it when I can.
Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.
And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.
Anyway.
I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).
Either way.
It's friggin awesome!
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I made a video of it. And will toon it when I can.
Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.
And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.
Anyway.
I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).
Either way.
It's friggin awesome!
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As much as I LOVE grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much meer comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, u have the choice of killing him of letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if u choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted u to do this.
Even if u kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told u to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much meer comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, u have the choice of killing him of letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if u choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted u to do this.
Even if u kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told u to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know zei this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing u can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every dag assurance..
As I zei before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown door his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing u can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every dag assurance..
As I zei before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown door his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mug, mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before u even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mug, mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before u even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
u better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna stempel, punch u square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If u don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
u don't understand. u don't understand because u don't understand liberty. u don't understand freedom. So u put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! u hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
u tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home pagina door tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If u have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
u better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna stempel, punch u square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If u don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
u don't understand. u don't understand because u don't understand liberty. u don't understand freedom. So u put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! u hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
u tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home pagina door tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If u have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
