#1:
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE pet, glb LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from London called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are unicorns made?"
ME: With love and fresh farts.
"Should I tie myself to a traintrack?"
ME: Yes..
#2:
"How do I successfully fool a eliphant to go to the sea?"
ME: Tell him it's made out of peanuts..
#3:
"When did 9/11 happen?"
ME: It didn't...
#4:
"Why are Americans so loud!?"
ME: CAUSE THEY CAN'T TURN OFF THE pet, glb LOCK!!
#5:
"What a person from London called?"
ME: Ahvfgbfgyjjg,hjgth
#6:
"What happens if I poke a sleeping lion on the nose?"
ME: It'll become your friend.
#7:
"Is there a name for a fear of chainsaws?"
ME: Common sense..
#8:
"How are unicorns made?"
ME: With love and fresh farts.
Well, not ALL of them actually happened too ME
#1: My dad has the biggest.. When his job required him to go to Afghanistan.. He zei he was kidnapped.. Even though it wasn't real, and was a simulation.. He was still blindfolded, held at gun point, and was told too spread his dirty shoes on the Canadian flag,. He didn't, he zei "some things, u just can't mentally do".
#2: When my sister and I were on a plane ride, the plane was struck door lightening.. We legit were scared for our lives..
#3: My mom zei that her house was nearly broken into, and she stared the robber straight in the face, believing it was her brother..
#4: One time I was nearly stabbed door a creepy guy that I think was on drugs.. I no longer jog hang out in dark allies.. Just kidding.. That never happened.
#5: That time I fell off a tree, and knocked my wind out..
#6: My aunt zei she was nearly assaulted my creepy dude that was watching her from inside her car, as she was texting..
#1: My dad has the biggest.. When his job required him to go to Afghanistan.. He zei he was kidnapped.. Even though it wasn't real, and was a simulation.. He was still blindfolded, held at gun point, and was told too spread his dirty shoes on the Canadian flag,. He didn't, he zei "some things, u just can't mentally do".
#2: When my sister and I were on a plane ride, the plane was struck door lightening.. We legit were scared for our lives..
#3: My mom zei that her house was nearly broken into, and she stared the robber straight in the face, believing it was her brother..
#4: One time I was nearly stabbed door a creepy guy that I think was on drugs.. I no longer jog hang out in dark allies.. Just kidding.. That never happened.
#5: That time I fell off a tree, and knocked my wind out..
#6: My aunt zei she was nearly assaulted my creepy dude that was watching her from inside her car, as she was texting..