Caption Contest #7

Asvini In an attempt to make 'Movie Bella' more spunky, producers have decided to have her take a more pro-active approach when Edward threatens to leave in New moon.

rachaelwsz Lmao. I think I'll give it a try... Edward: OMG. Geez, Bella *grunts* You're really heavy! Even Emmett's lighter than you... You know... You should go 'vegetarian' like me... It's healthier, ya know... More vitamins... More... *While Edward was babbling about the benefits of being 'vegetarian', Bella strangles Edward and promptly snaps his neck.* Bella: That will teach you a lesson you sparkly f***er bloodsucker. :p

monLOVEbrucas Bella is thinking [i]oh my god i see lice in his hair[/i] Bella; Edward, whats in you're hair? [i]Edward changes subject[/i] Edward;Bella, I'm chocking, i can't breathe!! LOL :P I tried...

renrae Bella: And that's what you get for dragging me by my shirt to your car, jackass.

Cinders Bella: Holy sparkles, Edward! What's Jacob doing to that baby? Edward: Quick! To the Edward mobile!

renrae BWAHA! Cinders, I think I love you.

OCFan123 Edward: Hold on tight Spider-Monkey! Bella: Okay Edward. Edward: Were goning to fly across the sky. Bella: Okay Edward Edward *flies out of the window*: I beleive I can fllllyyy... *Bella and Edward start falling down* Edward: Ahhhhh *jumps to a tree, but drops Bela* Bella: Nooooooo Edward, I love yooooouuu *falls and dies* Edwrad: Oh well...I wonder if Angela could be my lab partner....

LadyLilith Bella: Oh no you don't! The only way you're leaving me in the sequel is through DEATH, you sparkly flaming bastard! Edward: *Gasp* ...Help... //I think the relationship abuse has gotten to her head...//

kayleebabee Bella: Edwrd Im sorry but Im gonna have to kill you. //sparkly jackass// Edward *slaps her in the face and knocks her out* hehe! whos gonna kill who naow huh bitch? // mmm im thirsty dude// yay!

Myf_1992 Ren, your dedication of love to Cinders is scary.

Cinders It's cool, actually. She watches me while I sleep and tells me who to hang out with, and has a strange aversion to coyotes, but I don't mind because she says she lurves me.

renrae Yup. Totally cool, not creepy at all.

DraculaPWNS OMFG THERE ARE BOOKS FLOATING ON THE RIGHT SIDE!!!! I AM SO FREAKING SCARED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

galou_2010 O_O I never realised that, DraculaPWNS...