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Disney Princess Entertainment Weekly states that Disney is developing a new version of "Snow White" called "Snow & The 7" where the dwarfs are all kung-fu monks. What do u think?
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Anyways, DISNEY, MAKING UP ANY OLD STORYLINE JUST FOR THE SAKE OF MONEY DOESN'T WORK. Have you not learned from past epic fails?
Sounds mental, terrible and amazing all at the same time.
"We take the classic movie _______, but make ________ sassy. _________ becomes an expert in _______ and uses the ability to kick the ass of ________. _____ has a gratuitous nude scene."
I'm pretty sure I could insert any Disney classic into that and come up with a movie Hollywood would be willing to make (We take the classic movie *sleeping beauty*, but make *Aurora* sassy. *Aurora* becomes an expert in *Freddy Kreuger style sleep attacks* and uses the ability to kick the ass of *Maleficent*. *Phillip* has a gratuitous nude scene...Totally not the dumbest idea I've heard them consider, lol)
Either way, this sounds stupid to me, but I don't know. I'm still hoping for it to either be surprisingly good or so terrible it crosses over into awesome :)
"We take the classic movie The Little Mermaid, but make Grimsby sassy. Ursula becomes an expert in telemarketing and uses the ability to kick the ass of flotsam and jetsam. Eric has a gratuitous nude scene."
We take the classic movie Beauty and The Beast, but make Mrs Potts sassy. Belle becomes an expert in pottery making and uses the ability to kick the ass of all the bitchy inanimate objects. Gaston has a gratuitous nude scene.
Oh Jesus Disney, why just why? There are thousands of fairy tales out there in the world and you're choosing to rape poor Snowy's story? Walt is probably turning in his grave.
UM,
We take the classic movie Pocahontas, but make Kocoum sassy. Thomas becomes an expert in belly dancing and uses the ability to kick the ass of Grandmother Willow. John Smith has a gratuitous nude scene.
Now proof that maybe this could be worse:
We take the classic movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, but make the Huntsman sassy. Doc becomes an expert in brain surgery and uses the ability to kick the ass of the magic mirror. Dopey has a gratuitous nude scene.
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