#1:
Mark: I used to know this girl who had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she wound up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
[Johnny laughs]
RiffTrax: Seriously, she's in a coma
#2:
Johnny: I'll do anything for u Lisa
Rifftrax: Wait, so he's a human being?
#3:
"In his enraged state, he's able to lift the 65-pound CRT TV as if it were a hollow compliment of some sort!"
#4:
[As Lisa, Mark and Denny cry over Johnny's bloody corpse]
Rifftrex [as Johnny]: Oh hai, Mark. Hai, Denny. Hai, Lisa. I'm dead, u know. Ha ha ha. Now that everybody betray me, I'm gonna come back and haunt you, OK? Maybe float above u while u sleep of shower. OK, bye-bye, doggy.
#5:
Johnny: Sure I'll go to the movies
Rifftrex: Think I'll miss a chance to say "Oh hai movie theater".
#6:
[Johnny places the barrel of a loaded handgun in his mouth.]
Rifftrex: (as a muffled Johnny]: Oh hai, gun barrel.
#7:
Johnny: u are lying! I never hit you! u ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
[the guys burst into applause, over how bad that was acted out]
#8:
Rifftrex: Lisa's dag containes her 11 am sitting on the couch. And her 1 pm... Sitting on the couch.
#9:
Drug Dealer: Where's my money.
Danny: I'l get it, okay
Rifftrex: (sarcastically) In fact, u caught me in the middle of "having your money" on this roof wait here.
#10:
Michelle: Lisa, remember what I told you.
Rifftrex: Just lie back and think of England.
Mark: I used to know this girl who had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she wound up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
[Johnny laughs]
RiffTrax: Seriously, she's in a coma
#2:
Johnny: I'll do anything for u Lisa
Rifftrax: Wait, so he's a human being?
#3:
"In his enraged state, he's able to lift the 65-pound CRT TV as if it were a hollow compliment of some sort!"
#4:
[As Lisa, Mark and Denny cry over Johnny's bloody corpse]
Rifftrex [as Johnny]: Oh hai, Mark. Hai, Denny. Hai, Lisa. I'm dead, u know. Ha ha ha. Now that everybody betray me, I'm gonna come back and haunt you, OK? Maybe float above u while u sleep of shower. OK, bye-bye, doggy.
#5:
Johnny: Sure I'll go to the movies
Rifftrex: Think I'll miss a chance to say "Oh hai movie theater".
#6:
[Johnny places the barrel of a loaded handgun in his mouth.]
Rifftrex: (as a muffled Johnny]: Oh hai, gun barrel.
#7:
Johnny: u are lying! I never hit you! u ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
[the guys burst into applause, over how bad that was acted out]
#8:
Rifftrex: Lisa's dag containes her 11 am sitting on the couch. And her 1 pm... Sitting on the couch.
#9:
Drug Dealer: Where's my money.
Danny: I'l get it, okay
Rifftrex: (sarcastically) In fact, u caught me in the middle of "having your money" on this roof wait here.
#10:
Michelle: Lisa, remember what I told you.
Rifftrex: Just lie back and think of England.
#1: Packie McCreary:
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him of love him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much meer "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him of love him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much meer "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
