Song: link
FBI Men: *Driving a Camaro* Hurry up! He's coming to stop us!
Johnny: *Chasing the FBI in his Belvedere* Corruption will lead u to nowhere.
S.B: *Watching Johnny chase the FBI* Well, I was going to have that person who looked exactly like me host this week's segment of the S.S.S.S, but that job will have to go to someone else. We're bringing Gran Turismo back into our lineup, so I'm letting Tim Miller host tonight.
Tim: Thanks. It feels good to be back. Tonight we got a new, crisp lineup for you, also including some shows we already featured in the past.
8 PM
Johnny Lightning - Rated TV-PG
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina anime - Rated TV-MA
8:30 PM
Gran Turismo - Back 2 Back
Sidney Nebraska. 60 miles east of Cheyenne Wyoming.
Just south of Interstate 80 was an airport. A small passenger plane with two propellers landed on the runway, and headed for the hangar.
Mark: *Watching the plane* He's here. Let's bring the truck to him.
Pilot: *Opens a door, and grabs a krat from one of the seats*
Mark: *Driving a Silverado, he stops volgende to the plane*
Pilot: Mr. Ason. You're early.
Mark: I just wanted to help u unload the goods myself.
Pilot: Very kind of you. I got three meer crates. This one has the important stuff I mentioned over the phone.
A man in a black suit opened the door from the bathroom at the back of the plane. He pulled out a Five-Seven.
Pilot: *Puts the krat in the back of the truck*
Man: *Shoots two bullets through the window of the plane, hitting the pilot in the back*
Mark: Go!
Man: *Shooting four bullets*
Mark: *Dodging the bullets as he runs to the front, and opens the door, climbing in as the driver moves away from the plane*
Driver: What happened?
Mark: My best buddy got killed, that's what happened.
Driver: We left behind a lot of valuable merchandise.
Mark: Nothing compared to what he just helped me load onto the back.
Man: *Pulls out an I-phone* Langley, this is Estevez. I killed the pilot, but the main target has escaped. He has the package. I repeat. He has the package.
Commander Kane: I know someone who can help you. When he gets back, I'll inform him about you, and your mission.
Man: Understood. Over, and out. *Hangs up* Who are they sending to help?
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his bureau with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Johnny: *Driving his car towards CIA Headquarters*
Episode 3: Desert Showdown
Narrator: I just finished an assignment in Trenton, and then I got word that Commander Kane had something else for me. Whatever it is has to be important.
Johnny: *Turns right, heading into a parking garage*
The song fades away as Johnny gets out of the car.
Johnny: *Hits the red button, making the car go back into the watch*
Commander Kane: *Opens his door, and sees Johnny* Come in.
Johnny: *Walks into the room, and closes the door* u have something important for me I presume.
Commander Kane: Why is that?
Johnny: It's not often I get an assignment minuten after completing the vorige one.
Commander Kane: One of our agents needs help in Sidney Nebraska. He is trying to stop a man who recently stal one of our long range homing missiles. We don't know what his intentions are, but we plan to put a stop to whatever he has planned.
Johnny: Am I getting any equipment, of should I just stick with my .45?
Commander Kane: Exla has something for you.
Johnny: Understood.
Commander Kane: Good luck.
Johnny: *Walks out of the room*
Special Guest Stars
Marie Schuenemann as Mabel Exla
Michael J. vos, fox as Mark
Mabel: *Opens the door for Johnny* hallo handsome.
Johnny: I haven't seen u in a while.
Mabel: Too long if u ask me.
Johnny: Commander Kane zei u had something for me.
Mabel: He left out another thing. Take off your pants.
Johnny: *Lowers the zipper, and takes off his pants*
Mabel: *Looking at Johnny's underwear as she walks closer to him. She looks at Johnny's face, and kisses him on the lips*
Johnny: *Rubbing Mabel's butt with his hands*
Song: link
Estevez: *Steps out of a general store, and walks over to a bench to sit down*
Johnny: *Driving his car, he stops in front of him*
The song fades away as Estevez walks over to Johnny.
Estevez: *Gets in the car* You're early.
Johnny: *Drives* Commander Kane told me everything, and I didn't want to risk being late. Where's your hotel?
Estevez: Crest View Apartments. Turn left, and go straight for a couple of blocks.
Johnny: *Turns left* What can u tell me about the guy who escaped?
Estevez: Mark Ason. He's somewhere in this city, but I don't know where exactly.
Johnny: So we gotta find him.
Estevez: That is correct.
Johnny: Why are we heading back to your apartment then?
Estevez: I gotta pick up meer ammo.
Johnny: *Turns right, entering Crest View Apartments* u have any gadgets?
Estevez: No, Mabel didn't give me any.
Johnny: She gave me a few. I'll toon them to u once u return.
Estevez: *Walks out of the car*
Meanwhile, Mark was inside a building. The box he received at the airport was volgende to three meer boxes.
Mark: We got what we need, now we just gotta find a good spot to set it up.
Driver: With those CIA agents tracking u down, we gotta do it elsewhere.
Mark: We'll find a place not too far from here. We must do this as quickly as possible before anymore people start coming after us. Those rockets have to destroy it's target.
Driver: What is the target sir?
Mark: The white house.
Estevez walked back from his apartment, and reunited with Johnny door his car.
Johnny: *Holding a can of deoderant*
Estevez: No thanks Lightning, I already got some.
Johnny: This is from Mabel. It's one of those sprays that reveal lasers from alarms.
Estevez: Oh. Nice.
Johnny: I'm keeping the other stuff. Let's go back out there, and find Mark.
Speaking of Mark
Driver: *Heading for an intersection*
Mark: u want something to eat?
Driver: Not really.
Mark: Well I do. Head to Wal-Mart.
Driver: *Goes straight*
Not far away.
Johnny: *Slowly passing Hampton Inn* Out of all the nice hotels in this town, u decided to stay at the worst one available.
Estevez: I didn't know there were other places here.
Johnny: Either that of Kane's not paying u enough.
Estevez: It's not that. Esler is taking too much of my money. All because of that goddamn helicopter ride I needed to my vorige assignment.
Johnny: I'm glad I have my own car.
Estevez: That pops out of a watch. How did-
Johnny: *Looks at two men walking to Wal-Mart* Is that Mark Ason with somebody else?
Estevez: Yeah, that's him.
Johnny: *Floors it, passing a yellow light*
Estevez: Easy. We gotta keep a low profile.
Johnny: I got this. *Drifting as he turns right in the parking lot*
Mark: *Turns around, watching Johnny drifting* Teenagers. *Walks inside with the Driver*
Johnny: *Stops the car* He bought it. Get out. *Gets out with Estevez. He hits the red button on his watch, making his car go back in*
Estevez: Now what?
Johnny: Go inside and apprehend Ason. Call Commander Kane, and let him know we got him.
Inside the Wal-Mart there was a small Subway store.
Driver: u know, I wanna look for a movie before we eat.
Mark: Fine. Let's go get your movie first.
Johnny: *Walks with Estevez into Wal-Mart*
Estevez: Kane, this is Estevez. Johnny and I are close to Mark Ason. He is inside a store, and we are searching for him now.
Commander Kane: Understood. Locate the homing missiles he stole, and bring them back here along with Mark.
Estevez: 10-4. *Hangs up* Johnny.
Johnny: *Turns around*
Estevez: We need to get the homing missiles as well.
Johnny: *Nods, and turns around again to continue walking*
Estevez: *Looking to the left* Now where do I- *Spots Mark with his driver* Hey! *Pulls out his gun, and runs towards Mark* Stop!!
Mark: *Shoots Estevez's gun out of his hand*
Driver: *Pointing his gun at Estevez*
Mark: We could use some company.
Johnny: *Turns around as he heads towards the gunfire*
Driver: *Fires three bullets*
Johnny: *Taking cover behind a stack of 12 pack Mountain Dews* Any lower, and those bullets would have hit me.
The two men got outside with their hostage. They walked towards the Silverado.
Driver: *Gets in the driver's seat*
Mark: *Pushes Estevez in the back, and sits with him*
Driver: *Starts the engine*
Johnny: *Runs out of Wal-Mart, and watches the truck drive away* Don't worry Estevez. I got you. *Runs as he hits the red button. He touches 58PB on the screen of his watch, and jumps. He activates his Plymouth Belvedere, and drives after Mark*
Song: link
Mark was being followed door Johnny, but he didn't know this yet.
Driver: *Turns left onto the highway*
Johnny: *Following the Silverado, and turns left*
Estevez: *Looks back, and sees Johnny driving his car*
Johnny: *Sees Estevez* Hang in there buddy.
Johnny was getting closer to the truck.
Johnny: *Turns into the left lane, and is going parallel to the truck*
Driver: *Looks at Johnny's car* hallo boss, look. It's that teenager we saw going crazy at Wal-Mart.
Johnny: *Lowering his window*
Mark: *Looking at Johnny*
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Mark: Floor it!
Driver: *Going faster*
Johnny: *Following the truck*
Estevez: *Grabs the special deodorant from one of his pockets*
Mark: *Looks back* Why do u have deodorant?
Estevez: *Opens the can* I want to smell nice if u don't mind. *Sprays Mark*
Skip the song to 1:45
Mark: Ah! *Closes his eyes, and accidentally opens his door, hanging onto it as his feet drag on the ground*
Driver: Mark!
Estevez: *Climbing into the front seat* Stop!
Johnny: *Sees Mark on the right* I gotta get him before he attacks Estevez. *Increasing speed, heading to the right side of the truck*
Mark: *Grabs his gun*
Johnny: *Lowering the left window*
Mark: *Shoots four bullets at Johnny, hitting the front window of his car*
Johnny: *Sticks out his gun with his left hand*
Estevez: *Slams the driver's head into the steering wheel*
Driver: *Knocked out, as he leans on the brakes*
Johnny: *Shoots Mark, and hits him, knocking the door off of the Silverado*
Both cars stopped. Along with the bullet holes on the front window, Johnny's front end was severly scratched from the door. The left headlights were also shattered.
Estevez: *Gets out of the truck*
Johnny: *Gets out of his car*
Estevez: u alright Johnny?
Johnny: *Looking at his car* Yeah, but look at this thing. It's a wreck! How am I going to fix this?
Estevez: Can your watch do that automatically?
Johnny: I don't know. Let's check it out. *Hits the red button, making his car go into the watch*
He read a message on the screen.
Johnny: Estimated Repair Time, 30 minutes. Car cannot be used again until fully repaired.
Estevez: *Looking at the screen as it turns black. A green arrow also appears* It wants u to follow that arrow.
Johnny: Okay. Let's see where it takes us.
Nearby was a junkyard. A green 1970 Ford mustang was there.
Johnny: *Looking at his watch* Now it says it's scanning.
Estevez: Scanning what?
Johnny: *Looks at the Mustang* This is the only car in good condition. The watch is scanning it so I can use it.
Estevez: But the car is still there. Isn't it supposed to go into your watch?
Johnny: There must be a copy in the watch. It works the same way as the Plymouth.
Estevez: Clever.
Johnny: I agree. We should head back to the truck. Get those missiles for Commander Kane.
Estevez: *Walks with Johnny* It looks like u hit two birds with one stone Johnny.
Johnny: How so?
Estevez: u completed a mission, and got a new car.
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 2, 2017
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt
Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down volgende to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I acting surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's verplaats on to the characters. The first girl on the lijst is Cassandra.
Cassandra: link
Narrator: She wears a blouse, and stockings, but no panties. This makes her outfit revealing, which pleases her. Although most men run away just door staring at her, some take her home, and proceed to have sex with her.
Cassandra: *Having sex with a random dude* Bertram, keep giving it to me!!
Random Dude: Am I gonna make meer cameos in this show?
Narrator: I don't know. volgende up, Addie.
Addie: link
Narrator: She is the smart one, always striving to set a good example for her friends, and other characters in this show. door doing this.
Addie: *Sucking a man's dick while getting fucked in the ass*
Narrator: Not sure how that sets a good example, but moving on. volgende up is Eula.
Eula: link
Narrator: Her interests include wrestling, and of all things, farting. Yes, she is interested in....why am I repeating myself? MOVING ON!!!!!! To someone that actually has common sense.
Stephanie: link
Narrator: This girl is actually normal, compared to the rest of the wacky citizens of Animeland. She is not a slut, her body parts are of decent size, and even though her hair is a little messy, she still looks very beautiful. Stephanie also enjoys gardening.
Stephanie: *Humming while planting seeds to peppers, and carrots* Hm? *Sees a bunny hop towards her* Oh. How cute. *Giggles*
Narrator: Also she loves cute things. volgende up...
Stacey: link
Narrator: This girl likes to go fishing, which makes sense considering that she lives volgende to the pier.
Stacey: *Naked, inside random dude's bedroom, giving him a blowjob*
Random Dude: I did make another cameo, excellent!
Narrator: I hate my job, moving on!!
Marisa: link
Narrator: No, no, no! We are not discussing her!!
Marisa: What's wrong? Aren't I good enough for you?
Narrator: u have fifty other boyfriends, go have sex with them!!
Kat: link
Narrator: She's a slut like Marisa, only in a classier outfit. Next!!
Fat Pat: link
Narrator: Oh wow, our first male character. Only, this guy has a nasty habbit. He runs a gang that kidnaps women, and keeps them as sex slaves. Don't let his looks deceive you. He maybe fat, but he's very tough.
Shirtless Shane: link
Narrator: seconde in command for Fat Pat's gang. What do u do when you're not kidnapping women?
Shirtless Shane: Recreate our favoriete scenes from The Godfather trilogy!
Narrator: Oh, he also likes to shout a lot.
Bruce: link
Narrator: He thinks he's part of a wolf family, there's nothing interesting about this guy.
Bruce: Really?
Narrator: Next.
Fred: link
Narrator: This guy, and Bruce are also part of Fat Pat's gang. *Falling asleep* next.
Daniel: link
Narrator: Hyper hispanic boy that is not part of Fat Pat's gang.
Lew: link
Narrator: Another mexican. Send him to the states, I'm sure Trump can find something good for him.
Masuke: link
Narrator: Okay, back to the girls. I'm really nervous. Please be like Stephanie.
Masuke: How many blowjobs did she give you?
Narrator: Nope! Moving on!
Nicole: link
Narrator: Enjoys living on the beach, and-
Nicole: *Having sex with a man at high speed*
Narrator: Oh my god!! It's like watching porn at fast forward! Moving on.
Veronica: link
Veronica: *Farts while masturbating*
Narrator: Seriously. I'm not getting paid enough for this.
Molly: link
Molly: *Masturbating while petting a kitten*
Narrator: I know u like cats, but this is wrong on so many levels.
Theresa: link
Narrator: Finally, another normal girl that isn't-
Theresa: Having sex? It's only because I just finished getting laid door some dude.
Random Dude: *Arrives* Did u miss me?
Narrator: Bertram?!?!?!
Alinah: link
Alinah: *Walking down a street*
Man 53: Hello.
Alinah: OH MY GOD!!! CALM DOWN!!!!!!!
Narrator: Oh. You're one of those girls....i see... Well at least u didn't-
Alinah: *Farts*
Narrator: That's it! I quit!!
Alinah: But we're just getting started.
Narrator: I don't care!!! Your first adventure is getting postponed to episode 2!!
Cassandra: *Walks up with Addie, and Marisa* Was it something we did?
Marisa: of said?
Alinah: *Farts*
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have u in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheese pies!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 30, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let u know what'll happen in the volgende episode.
Fat Pat: volgende up in Oh My Freaking God, Cassandra and her vrienden have a contest against Masuke, and her friends.
Shirtless Shane: And we also make cameos! Hooray for cameos!!
Tim: And we're done. We'll be back at 8:30 with back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.
FBI Men: *Driving a Camaro* Hurry up! He's coming to stop us!
Johnny: *Chasing the FBI in his Belvedere* Corruption will lead u to nowhere.
S.B: *Watching Johnny chase the FBI* Well, I was going to have that person who looked exactly like me host this week's segment of the S.S.S.S, but that job will have to go to someone else. We're bringing Gran Turismo back into our lineup, so I'm letting Tim Miller host tonight.
Tim: Thanks. It feels good to be back. Tonight we got a new, crisp lineup for you, also including some shows we already featured in the past.
8 PM
Johnny Lightning - Rated TV-PG
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina anime - Rated TV-MA
8:30 PM
Gran Turismo - Back 2 Back
Sidney Nebraska. 60 miles east of Cheyenne Wyoming.
Just south of Interstate 80 was an airport. A small passenger plane with two propellers landed on the runway, and headed for the hangar.
Mark: *Watching the plane* He's here. Let's bring the truck to him.
Pilot: *Opens a door, and grabs a krat from one of the seats*
Mark: *Driving a Silverado, he stops volgende to the plane*
Pilot: Mr. Ason. You're early.
Mark: I just wanted to help u unload the goods myself.
Pilot: Very kind of you. I got three meer crates. This one has the important stuff I mentioned over the phone.
A man in a black suit opened the door from the bathroom at the back of the plane. He pulled out a Five-Seven.
Pilot: *Puts the krat in the back of the truck*
Man: *Shoots two bullets through the window of the plane, hitting the pilot in the back*
Mark: Go!
Man: *Shooting four bullets*
Mark: *Dodging the bullets as he runs to the front, and opens the door, climbing in as the driver moves away from the plane*
Driver: What happened?
Mark: My best buddy got killed, that's what happened.
Driver: We left behind a lot of valuable merchandise.
Mark: Nothing compared to what he just helped me load onto the back.
Man: *Pulls out an I-phone* Langley, this is Estevez. I killed the pilot, but the main target has escaped. He has the package. I repeat. He has the package.
Commander Kane: I know someone who can help you. When he gets back, I'll inform him about you, and your mission.
Man: Understood. Over, and out. *Hangs up* Who are they sending to help?
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
JOHNNY LIGHTNING
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his bureau with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
Song: link
Johnny: *Driving his car towards CIA Headquarters*
Episode 3: Desert Showdown
Narrator: I just finished an assignment in Trenton, and then I got word that Commander Kane had something else for me. Whatever it is has to be important.
Johnny: *Turns right, heading into a parking garage*
The song fades away as Johnny gets out of the car.
Johnny: *Hits the red button, making the car go back into the watch*
Commander Kane: *Opens his door, and sees Johnny* Come in.
Johnny: *Walks into the room, and closes the door* u have something important for me I presume.
Commander Kane: Why is that?
Johnny: It's not often I get an assignment minuten after completing the vorige one.
Commander Kane: One of our agents needs help in Sidney Nebraska. He is trying to stop a man who recently stal one of our long range homing missiles. We don't know what his intentions are, but we plan to put a stop to whatever he has planned.
Johnny: Am I getting any equipment, of should I just stick with my .45?
Commander Kane: Exla has something for you.
Johnny: Understood.
Commander Kane: Good luck.
Johnny: *Walks out of the room*
Special Guest Stars
Marie Schuenemann as Mabel Exla
Michael J. vos, fox as Mark
Mabel: *Opens the door for Johnny* hallo handsome.
Johnny: I haven't seen u in a while.
Mabel: Too long if u ask me.
Johnny: Commander Kane zei u had something for me.
Mabel: He left out another thing. Take off your pants.
Johnny: *Lowers the zipper, and takes off his pants*
Mabel: *Looking at Johnny's underwear as she walks closer to him. She looks at Johnny's face, and kisses him on the lips*
Johnny: *Rubbing Mabel's butt with his hands*
Song: link
Estevez: *Steps out of a general store, and walks over to a bench to sit down*
Johnny: *Driving his car, he stops in front of him*
The song fades away as Estevez walks over to Johnny.
Estevez: *Gets in the car* You're early.
Johnny: *Drives* Commander Kane told me everything, and I didn't want to risk being late. Where's your hotel?
Estevez: Crest View Apartments. Turn left, and go straight for a couple of blocks.
Johnny: *Turns left* What can u tell me about the guy who escaped?
Estevez: Mark Ason. He's somewhere in this city, but I don't know where exactly.
Johnny: So we gotta find him.
Estevez: That is correct.
Johnny: Why are we heading back to your apartment then?
Estevez: I gotta pick up meer ammo.
Johnny: *Turns right, entering Crest View Apartments* u have any gadgets?
Estevez: No, Mabel didn't give me any.
Johnny: She gave me a few. I'll toon them to u once u return.
Estevez: *Walks out of the car*
Meanwhile, Mark was inside a building. The box he received at the airport was volgende to three meer boxes.
Mark: We got what we need, now we just gotta find a good spot to set it up.
Driver: With those CIA agents tracking u down, we gotta do it elsewhere.
Mark: We'll find a place not too far from here. We must do this as quickly as possible before anymore people start coming after us. Those rockets have to destroy it's target.
Driver: What is the target sir?
Mark: The white house.
Estevez walked back from his apartment, and reunited with Johnny door his car.
Johnny: *Holding a can of deoderant*
Estevez: No thanks Lightning, I already got some.
Johnny: This is from Mabel. It's one of those sprays that reveal lasers from alarms.
Estevez: Oh. Nice.
Johnny: I'm keeping the other stuff. Let's go back out there, and find Mark.
Speaking of Mark
Driver: *Heading for an intersection*
Mark: u want something to eat?
Driver: Not really.
Mark: Well I do. Head to Wal-Mart.
Driver: *Goes straight*
Not far away.
Johnny: *Slowly passing Hampton Inn* Out of all the nice hotels in this town, u decided to stay at the worst one available.
Estevez: I didn't know there were other places here.
Johnny: Either that of Kane's not paying u enough.
Estevez: It's not that. Esler is taking too much of my money. All because of that goddamn helicopter ride I needed to my vorige assignment.
Johnny: I'm glad I have my own car.
Estevez: That pops out of a watch. How did-
Johnny: *Looks at two men walking to Wal-Mart* Is that Mark Ason with somebody else?
Estevez: Yeah, that's him.
Johnny: *Floors it, passing a yellow light*
Estevez: Easy. We gotta keep a low profile.
Johnny: I got this. *Drifting as he turns right in the parking lot*
Mark: *Turns around, watching Johnny drifting* Teenagers. *Walks inside with the Driver*
Johnny: *Stops the car* He bought it. Get out. *Gets out with Estevez. He hits the red button on his watch, making his car go back in*
Estevez: Now what?
Johnny: Go inside and apprehend Ason. Call Commander Kane, and let him know we got him.
Inside the Wal-Mart there was a small Subway store.
Driver: u know, I wanna look for a movie before we eat.
Mark: Fine. Let's go get your movie first.
Johnny: *Walks with Estevez into Wal-Mart*
Estevez: Kane, this is Estevez. Johnny and I are close to Mark Ason. He is inside a store, and we are searching for him now.
Commander Kane: Understood. Locate the homing missiles he stole, and bring them back here along with Mark.
Estevez: 10-4. *Hangs up* Johnny.
Johnny: *Turns around*
Estevez: We need to get the homing missiles as well.
Johnny: *Nods, and turns around again to continue walking*
Estevez: *Looking to the left* Now where do I- *Spots Mark with his driver* Hey! *Pulls out his gun, and runs towards Mark* Stop!!
Mark: *Shoots Estevez's gun out of his hand*
Driver: *Pointing his gun at Estevez*
Mark: We could use some company.
Johnny: *Turns around as he heads towards the gunfire*
Driver: *Fires three bullets*
Johnny: *Taking cover behind a stack of 12 pack Mountain Dews* Any lower, and those bullets would have hit me.
The two men got outside with their hostage. They walked towards the Silverado.
Driver: *Gets in the driver's seat*
Mark: *Pushes Estevez in the back, and sits with him*
Driver: *Starts the engine*
Johnny: *Runs out of Wal-Mart, and watches the truck drive away* Don't worry Estevez. I got you. *Runs as he hits the red button. He touches 58PB on the screen of his watch, and jumps. He activates his Plymouth Belvedere, and drives after Mark*
Song: link
Mark was being followed door Johnny, but he didn't know this yet.
Driver: *Turns left onto the highway*
Johnny: *Following the Silverado, and turns left*
Estevez: *Looks back, and sees Johnny driving his car*
Johnny: *Sees Estevez* Hang in there buddy.
Johnny was getting closer to the truck.
Johnny: *Turns into the left lane, and is going parallel to the truck*
Driver: *Looks at Johnny's car* hallo boss, look. It's that teenager we saw going crazy at Wal-Mart.
Johnny: *Lowering his window*
Mark: *Looking at Johnny*
Johnny: *Pulls out his gun*
Mark: Floor it!
Driver: *Going faster*
Johnny: *Following the truck*
Estevez: *Grabs the special deodorant from one of his pockets*
Mark: *Looks back* Why do u have deodorant?
Estevez: *Opens the can* I want to smell nice if u don't mind. *Sprays Mark*
Skip the song to 1:45
Mark: Ah! *Closes his eyes, and accidentally opens his door, hanging onto it as his feet drag on the ground*
Driver: Mark!
Estevez: *Climbing into the front seat* Stop!
Johnny: *Sees Mark on the right* I gotta get him before he attacks Estevez. *Increasing speed, heading to the right side of the truck*
Mark: *Grabs his gun*
Johnny: *Lowering the left window*
Mark: *Shoots four bullets at Johnny, hitting the front window of his car*
Johnny: *Sticks out his gun with his left hand*
Estevez: *Slams the driver's head into the steering wheel*
Driver: *Knocked out, as he leans on the brakes*
Johnny: *Shoots Mark, and hits him, knocking the door off of the Silverado*
Both cars stopped. Along with the bullet holes on the front window, Johnny's front end was severly scratched from the door. The left headlights were also shattered.
Estevez: *Gets out of the truck*
Johnny: *Gets out of his car*
Estevez: u alright Johnny?
Johnny: *Looking at his car* Yeah, but look at this thing. It's a wreck! How am I going to fix this?
Estevez: Can your watch do that automatically?
Johnny: I don't know. Let's check it out. *Hits the red button, making his car go into the watch*
He read a message on the screen.
Johnny: Estimated Repair Time, 30 minutes. Car cannot be used again until fully repaired.
Estevez: *Looking at the screen as it turns black. A green arrow also appears* It wants u to follow that arrow.
Johnny: Okay. Let's see where it takes us.
Nearby was a junkyard. A green 1970 Ford mustang was there.
Johnny: *Looking at his watch* Now it says it's scanning.
Estevez: Scanning what?
Johnny: *Looks at the Mustang* This is the only car in good condition. The watch is scanning it so I can use it.
Estevez: But the car is still there. Isn't it supposed to go into your watch?
Johnny: There must be a copy in the watch. It works the same way as the Plymouth.
Estevez: Clever.
Johnny: I agree. We should head back to the truck. Get those missiles for Commander Kane.
Estevez: *Walks with Johnny* It looks like u hit two birds with one stone Johnny.
Johnny: How so?
Estevez: u completed a mission, and got a new car.
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 2, 2017
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt
Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down volgende to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I acting surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's verplaats on to the characters. The first girl on the lijst is Cassandra.
Cassandra: link
Narrator: She wears a blouse, and stockings, but no panties. This makes her outfit revealing, which pleases her. Although most men run away just door staring at her, some take her home, and proceed to have sex with her.
Cassandra: *Having sex with a random dude* Bertram, keep giving it to me!!
Random Dude: Am I gonna make meer cameos in this show?
Narrator: I don't know. volgende up, Addie.
Addie: link
Narrator: She is the smart one, always striving to set a good example for her friends, and other characters in this show. door doing this.
Addie: *Sucking a man's dick while getting fucked in the ass*
Narrator: Not sure how that sets a good example, but moving on. volgende up is Eula.
Eula: link
Narrator: Her interests include wrestling, and of all things, farting. Yes, she is interested in....why am I repeating myself? MOVING ON!!!!!! To someone that actually has common sense.
Stephanie: link
Narrator: This girl is actually normal, compared to the rest of the wacky citizens of Animeland. She is not a slut, her body parts are of decent size, and even though her hair is a little messy, she still looks very beautiful. Stephanie also enjoys gardening.
Stephanie: *Humming while planting seeds to peppers, and carrots* Hm? *Sees a bunny hop towards her* Oh. How cute. *Giggles*
Narrator: Also she loves cute things. volgende up...
Stacey: link
Narrator: This girl likes to go fishing, which makes sense considering that she lives volgende to the pier.
Stacey: *Naked, inside random dude's bedroom, giving him a blowjob*
Random Dude: I did make another cameo, excellent!
Narrator: I hate my job, moving on!!
Marisa: link
Narrator: No, no, no! We are not discussing her!!
Marisa: What's wrong? Aren't I good enough for you?
Narrator: u have fifty other boyfriends, go have sex with them!!
Kat: link
Narrator: She's a slut like Marisa, only in a classier outfit. Next!!
Fat Pat: link
Narrator: Oh wow, our first male character. Only, this guy has a nasty habbit. He runs a gang that kidnaps women, and keeps them as sex slaves. Don't let his looks deceive you. He maybe fat, but he's very tough.
Shirtless Shane: link
Narrator: seconde in command for Fat Pat's gang. What do u do when you're not kidnapping women?
Shirtless Shane: Recreate our favoriete scenes from The Godfather trilogy!
Narrator: Oh, he also likes to shout a lot.
Bruce: link
Narrator: He thinks he's part of a wolf family, there's nothing interesting about this guy.
Bruce: Really?
Narrator: Next.
Fred: link
Narrator: This guy, and Bruce are also part of Fat Pat's gang. *Falling asleep* next.
Daniel: link
Narrator: Hyper hispanic boy that is not part of Fat Pat's gang.
Lew: link
Narrator: Another mexican. Send him to the states, I'm sure Trump can find something good for him.
Masuke: link
Narrator: Okay, back to the girls. I'm really nervous. Please be like Stephanie.
Masuke: How many blowjobs did she give you?
Narrator: Nope! Moving on!
Nicole: link
Narrator: Enjoys living on the beach, and-
Nicole: *Having sex with a man at high speed*
Narrator: Oh my god!! It's like watching porn at fast forward! Moving on.
Veronica: link
Veronica: *Farts while masturbating*
Narrator: Seriously. I'm not getting paid enough for this.
Molly: link
Molly: *Masturbating while petting a kitten*
Narrator: I know u like cats, but this is wrong on so many levels.
Theresa: link
Narrator: Finally, another normal girl that isn't-
Theresa: Having sex? It's only because I just finished getting laid door some dude.
Random Dude: *Arrives* Did u miss me?
Narrator: Bertram?!?!?!
Alinah: link
Alinah: *Walking down a street*
Man 53: Hello.
Alinah: OH MY GOD!!! CALM DOWN!!!!!!!
Narrator: Oh. You're one of those girls....i see... Well at least u didn't-
Alinah: *Farts*
Narrator: That's it! I quit!!
Alinah: But we're just getting started.
Narrator: I don't care!!! Your first adventure is getting postponed to episode 2!!
Cassandra: *Walks up with Addie, and Marisa* Was it something we did?
Marisa: of said?
Alinah: *Farts*
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have u in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheese pies!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 30, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let u know what'll happen in the volgende episode.
Fat Pat: volgende up in Oh My Freaking God, Cassandra and her vrienden have a contest against Masuke, and her friends.
Shirtless Shane: And we also make cameos! Hooray for cameos!!
Tim: And we're done. We'll be back at 8:30 with back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.
